Community Status Updates
Galadriel
Just turned Abrosia on and got 3 items worth over a million each in 5 minutes xD wut.
Jun 19 2017 11:05 PM
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soy
someone drank my last fucking coke, no one is getting in this fucking house until my demands are met
Jun 19 2017 02:20 PM
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BirdistheWord
eh...there's a secret recipe that makes a great imiation coke: 1/2 cup gasoline, 1/2 cup vodak and a pinch of salt.
Jun 19 2017 06:20 PM -
NapisaurusRex
I accidentally dm'd someone on instagram about vaginas and now we're having an in-depth conversation on how to feel your own cervix. I think I found my new bff
Jun 19 2017 09:52 AM
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GhostMommy
Legends of Vagina dentata go back to the dawn of time. However Vagina vampira is a rather new thing.
Jun 19 2017 06:51 PM -
"Vagina vampira" Sounds like bad twilight fan fiction
Jun 19 2017 11:23 PM -
GhostMommy
Go for where the most blood is to be found. All Twilight fan fiction is bad.
Jun 20 2017 06:23 AM
Cass
A mosquito just died a horrible, horrible death in my glowing hot bedside lamp. I really hate mosquitos, but the frantic buzzing and the following small cloud of smoke was pretty horrifying. I don't know what I'm meaning to say with this status update other than that I just innerly wept for the tragic death of a mosquito. R.I.P. Peter (that's his name now).
Jun 18 2017 03:54 PM
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Artleyz
RIP Peter, but he was a bloodsucker anyway. Good to have him out of your life
Jun 18 2017 04:24 PM -
GhostMommy
If it were a "he" than it wasn't a bloodsucker, only female mosquitos consume blood.
Jun 18 2017 06:47 PM -
Jozie
Homemade cinnamon rolls for Father's Day! Happy Father's Day to all you daddies out there!
Jun 18 2017 09:41 AM
GhostMommy
So, surely someone will notice that the Pirate Pet shop is only restocking Royal WeeWoo and Royal Farnswaps all weekend. I think I'll stop at 20.
Jun 18 2017 09:29 AM
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GhostMommy
Yes, I have thanked Mr. Bone for the heads up. @Coops still going on, although the price I am getting for selling them is dropping rapidly.
Jun 18 2017 02:15 PM -
KaibaSama
91 year old G-ma just drove drunk for a little before she got lost and someone had to take her home. I expect that from college boys, not my g-ma.
Jun 18 2017 06:37 AM
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KaibaSama
She doesn't even have a driver's license, they took it away because she failed the tests they gave her.
Jun 19 2017 05:37 AM
Grimley
Yo, anyone who is interested in Neocodex *and* MC: http://www.neocodex.us/forum/blog/187/entry-1021-its-good-to-be-back-mc-server-neocodex-has-been-restored/
Jun 16 2017 09:22 PM
Cass
So, for my graduation exhibition I made a mini haunted house. My best friend let me borrow his oldtimey gramophone player along with his record collection for decor. The bugger works. So, I was rummaging through his collection, and found the best thing ever. I invited my classmates into my haunted house, put on the gramophone player and... started blasting the Ghost Busters theme. We had a dance party in my haunted house. It was the best thing ever.
Jun 16 2017 12:54 PM
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Ehentalix
Elementary. One of the least garbage portrayals of the Sherlock Holmes franchise.
Jun 16 2017 07:57 PM
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BirdistheWord
wtf...what happened to her dick bicycle songs!? This song is just evidence that she's sold out...her real fans will always remember dick bicycle.
Jun 16 2017 12:56 PM -
Ladida
...And now I just realized what was implied by the spinning class in that video. Goddamnit.
Jun 16 2017 01:58 PM
Bones
working on a re color of Walking dead image today... Feels great to have PS open again and doing something im happy with
Jun 16 2017 01:52 AM
