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Honchkrow

Oh fuck, i made a mistake of dumping the entire spicy pepper packet into the instant noodles.

Jan 14 2016 07:57 AM

Rogue
Yummy!
Jan 14 2016 07:58 AM
iKate
Instant noodles are bad for your health anyways :p

Jan 14 2016 10:28 AM

Maha

No Severus or Jareth anymore :'( I didn't think I could be this upset over deaths not a part of my immediate family ..... fuck

Jan 14 2016 07:02 AM

Volition

Friendly reminder to go get the Sloth avatar ya bunch of heathens

Jan 14 2016 12:12 AM

Required
I got you guys

http://www.neocodex.us/forum/topic/129192-i-heart-sloth-avatar-reminder-14th-of-january/

Instructions there
Jan 14 2016 03:27 AM

Fall over the cat, break my watches band, forget to put my belt on, pants falling down, feeling really sick, spilled orange juice, ripped a hole in my shoes, as I started work a pallet fell apart... So then of course I've been dropping and breaking stock accidentally all day -_- Oh and I have to work in the cleaning isle which sets off my asthma but since Theresa is away I have to do it -_-

Jan 14 2016 12:07 AM

Swar
fucking theresa
Jan 14 2016 12:12 AM
Maha
@Swarley I'll probably get back to work, pick up a box of washing liquid, it'll slip and it'll go everwhere and I'll slip and probably hit the back of my head on the Pallet and die. I can see it now -_-

So over today and I still have 5 and a half more hours to go -.-
Jan 14 2016 12:27 AM

Kaddict

Dammit to hell there is a mouse in my house. Anyone had a mouse problem and had success getting rid of them?

Jan 13 2016 10:57 PM

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Waser Lave
Whatever you do don't use one of those sticky traps, they're horrifically cruel...
Jan 14 2016 02:51 AM
NapisaurusRex
My cats do a great job with them.
Jan 14 2016 08:20 AM
Katya
I laughed at all swarles answers to this. Jesus xD
Jan 14 2016 01:45 PM

Kass

My friend just gave me $100 for my bday :o

Jan 13 2016 10:45 PM

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Shane
You should be guaranteed 1 legendary put of the 40 packs. Statistically... you should get 2.
Jan 14 2016 03:14 AM
Shane
Out*
Jan 14 2016 03:14 AM
Kass
Awesome :D I'm thinking classic packs, probably. They have much better legendaries overall :P I'll let you know when I am going to do the opening (probably sometime this weekend) if you want to watch!
Jan 14 2016 05:53 PM

blackflamedeathwish

When you complain about not getting enough naps, right after you just took a nap... Life.

Jan 13 2016 09:47 PM

Honchkrow

Wanted a brownie so i made a bit in a mug, forgot margarine contains salt. Salt upon salt = brown salty surprise. Fantastic.

Jan 13 2016 09:08 PM

Swar
Did you think it was going to kidnap you too?
Jan 13 2016 09:10 PM
Honchkrow
It kidnapped my tastebuds, nothing but salt was left.
Jan 13 2016 09:14 PM

Futurama

I graduate in 4 months and will have my teaching degree...the school I'm student teaching at is already hiring me for after school math instruction...Wow time flies.

Jan 13 2016 07:24 PM

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Kaddict
I was gonna say congrats, but middle school is rough. If I were dictator I would decree all middle school would be thrown in jail
Jan 13 2016 08:04 PM
Chappy
wooh congrats though~ getting out of college is almost the hardest part~
Jan 13 2016 10:11 PM
Karla
Congrats! Here's to a successful teaching career. :)
Jan 13 2016 10:36 PM

Blanc

The agony is the best feeling.

Jan 13 2016 06:43 PM

Dont

Fuck you neo this was my day off.

Jan 13 2016 06:11 PM

Cannabis
Seems to be working again
Jan 13 2016 06:58 PM
Dont
^_^ Bout time :D Right as the lady falls asleep.
Jan 13 2016 08:19 PM

Derriere

it's really hard to say no

Jan 13 2016 04:48 PM

Derriere
especially when you're unconscious
Jan 13 2016 04:48 PM
omg
Jan 13 2016 05:47 PM
blackflamedeathwish
Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Jan 13 2016 08:02 PM