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Well you know, all sorts of accidents happen...
Pftt, don't be sneaking around trying to get me to sharpen your sword...I have to be off to the captain's cabin in a minute, we all have to pay our way on this ship...
Pftt, don't be sneaking around trying to get me to sharpen your sword...I have to be off to the captain's cabin in a minute, we all have to pay our way on this ship...
Sep 19 2008 07:26 PM
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→ Waser Lave
Be careful, don't poke yourself in the eye or anything.
Can't believe you dislike Jim that much, I hear he's very skilled with all shapes and sizes of swords.
Can't believe you dislike Jim that much, I hear he's very skilled with all shapes and sizes of swords.
Sep 19 2008 07:22 PM
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I think you're thinking of Jim the swordsmith. He'll probably sleep in your cabin if you ask him nicely and don't prod him too much.
Sep 19 2008 07:18 PM
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Careful, you don't want to be using your sword out here at sea, it'll be blunt when you get to port, THEN what use will it be on wenches?
And with that I should probably start thinking about retiring to my cabin. Or the captain's cabin. Or wherever it is I'm supposed to be sleeping tonight.
And with that I should probably start thinking about retiring to my cabin. Or the captain's cabin. Or wherever it is I'm supposed to be sleeping tonight.
Sep 19 2008 07:13 PM
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Too busy protecting your sword from angry pirates to have time for your booty. :(
Back in the day, us wenches had to do very little, nowadays we're always having to rescue people, it's a tragedy.
Back in the day, us wenches had to do very little, nowadays we're always having to rescue people, it's a tragedy.
Sep 19 2008 07:02 PM
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Not many pirates have planks that swing the wrong way though, I can probably placate the majority of them with buxomness and rum. The others I'll send off in search of your booty.
Sep 19 2008 06:58 PM
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Well...that's the risk you take. I don't need protecting, I'm a girl, I just use boobs and noodz to my advantage with whatever pirates come my way. You should protect that sword of yours though.
Sep 19 2008 06:50 PM
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I've told you, I can't protect you from sea dogs. I have no wench friends, I work...I mean...ermm...I live alone. Very antisocial.
Sep 19 2008 06:41 PM
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I'm just a poor useless woman though. :( I'd be no help against sea dogs intent on using their swords on you.
Sep 19 2008 06:38 PM
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Oh I wasn't worried...merely commenting. If anything I was worried for the wenches.
Sep 19 2008 06:20 PM
