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I can't help being such a genteel creature, it just comes naturally to me.
Sep 13 2008 06:27 PM
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Northern types are far dirtier than southern types. It's just a grimier part of the world.
Sep 13 2008 06:19 PM
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Yeah, they don't let robots like you into heaven. :( All the best people are in hell. I'll be going to Paradise For Kittens.
Sep 13 2008 06:10 PM
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I'm better than Jesus, they'll never keep me out. I think hell might be more fun anyway.
You probably won't die. I think you're a robot.
You probably won't die. I think you're a robot.
Sep 13 2008 06:04 PM
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Roster. <_<
I'm totally sorted for getting into heaven, I've got connections. Anyway, I reckon getting molested by Satan is probably better than being molested by necrophiliacs which is all you'll get.
I'm totally sorted for getting into heaven, I've got connections. Anyway, I reckon getting molested by Satan is probably better than being molested by necrophiliacs which is all you'll get.
Sep 13 2008 05:44 PM
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Having never been molested by an angel I couldn't possibly comment.
Sep 13 2008 05:26 PM
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Dunno, I tend to get sidetracked by vodka.
[Seriously, it scares me how much like my friend you are]
[Seriously, it scares me how much like my friend you are]
Sep 13 2008 05:20 PM
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I can't help it. I'm from the very south coast, it's practically the Mediterranean there.
Sep 13 2008 04:42 PM
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I ventured as far north as Durham once and almost died from the cold. Coats, pfft, people in London barely wear clothes.
Sep 13 2008 04:33 PM
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Pfft, I'm a tiny girly, I need next to nothing. I can cope with Wetherspoons and cheap vodka and student nights. And I don't have to freeze to death in northern climates.
Sep 13 2008 04:12 PM
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Only in London and contrary to popular belief, everything south of Birmingham is not London.
Sep 13 2008 02:14 PM
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I don't know what that meaaans. We speak normal English in the south. :(
Sep 13 2008 02:04 PM
