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[Barophobia]

Heard this joke over the radio just now.

So a guy is drinking in a bar, and gets too drunk. The bartender notices the drunk man as he walks up to the bar and asks for another drink.

Drunk: Can I have another drink please?
Bartender: sorry sir, but you're too drunk, please leave the bar.

The man then steps out of the bar and comes back in the side door shortly after.

Drunk: I'd like to order a drink please.

The bartender gets slightly annoyed but kindly says: sorry sir, but you're too drunk, please leave the bar.

The man then steps out of the bar. He then comes back into the bar through ANOTHER side door.

Drunk: I'd like to order a drink please.
The bartender, now greatly irritated with the man shouts: GO HOME, YOU'RE TOO DRUNK TO HAVE ANOTHER.

The drunk then yells back: GODDAMMIT, HOW MANY BARS DO YOU WORK AT?!


Yea its kinda lame. Hope you guys enjoy anyway

[iargue]

A cop was waiting outside of a bar to catch people who where driving home drunk. And this guy comes stumbling out of the bar, falls down twice on his way to his car, and then starts fiddling with the keys. The copy knows this guy is to drunk, and so he waits while people leave the bar and the guy tries to open his door and get in. Finally, after everyone left the guy starts driving away. The top pulls him over and gives him the breathalyser and he was at 0. So the cop was like, "I thought you where drunk" and the guy responds, "No. I was just the designated distraction"

[Faval]

That's an ingenious way to beat the system but awful at the same time

Edited by Faval, 08 December 2010 - 06:38 AM.

[Whyumad]

HAHA
I've heard of this one before, except I thought he walked into a bar like a metal bar or something.. maybe it was just my imagination!

[Barophobia]

I find bar jokes funny. Or maybe its cause im pretty drunk when i hear them >_>.

[jaredennisclark]

HAHA
I've heard of this one before, except I thought he walked into a bar like a metal bar or something.. maybe it was just my imagination!

Are you related to PeonYourLawn?

[Faval]

I find bar jokes funny. Or maybe its cause im pretty drunk when i hear them >_>.

But your name would imply you're afraid of bars

[Whyumad]

What makes you think we are related?

Are you related to PeonYourLawn?

[luvsmyncis]

@ both jokes...

[cara]

LMFAO@both jokes



Why do you reply to posts like this?

What makes you think we are related?

[Whyumad]

Well, the question was asked and I wanted to clear it up?
I don't see much of a difference between the question asked towards to me and the way I answered.

LMFAO@both jokes



Why do you reply to posts like this?

[cara]

Well, the question was asked and I wanted to clear it up?
I don't see much of a difference between the question asked towards to me and the way I answered.

You don't see a difference between quoting on top or under your response?


The new and improved Juupon, ladies and gentlemen.

Naa, i'm totally kidding.

[Whyumad]

OH is that what you mean, I just like to post on top no idea why...

You don't see a difference between quoting on top or under your response?


The new and improved Juupon, ladies and gentlemen.

Naa, i'm totally kidding.

Does this make you happier?

[cara]

It makes me ecstatic.

OH is that what you mean, I just like to post on top no idea why...

Does this make you happier?