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[DenyingSystems]

(^) Double Scoop of Sorbet

Now I can have a sex toy business in neopets! Any more product suggestions?

[Acheron]

The cookies from the first day of the Advent Calender this year look really like a dick to me. -shrug-

[Jibrille]

< i need to hug this kau *-*




I don't remember any sex toy object right now, but i'm searching XD

[DenyingSystems]

The cookies from the first day of the Advent Calender this year look really like a dick to me. -shrug-

What dicks are you looking at that look like this? I guess the rocket ship one could maybe pass as a dick, but the cookies completely ruin it

Effort is what counts though!

[Jibrille]

This item name is... omfg




Zombie Squirt Gun - r101

[Acheron]

Haha! I love almost all UC Grey pets. Sigh, too bad they are all now just this drab colour fill. Boring!

[Jibrille]

< sex toy

< cute




*----* All UC are beautiful.... i hate for example the converted wocky legs D:

[ilovepolkadots]

Now I can have a sex toy business in neopets! Any more product suggestions?

Intergalactic Ice Cream Cone
(^) i find this item quite disturbing

[DenyingSystems]

< sex toy

Item name? I'm gonna make a gallery with sex toys and then have a huge neopet sex industry. Racy pets to use as mascots are also helpful.

[ilovepolkadots]

really all of the hotdogs are sex toy quality - just tilt your head a little

[Acheron]

The pencil is soo obvious!

Most of the faeries shopkeepers have suggestive posts.

[Jibrille]

Intergalactic Ice Cream Cone
(^) i find this item quite disturbing

This is absolutely disturbing, omfg D:



Kadoatie Glue

[ilovepolkadots]

< i need to hug this kau *-*




I don't remember any sex toy object right now, but i'm searching XD

i <3! grey items - so cuuute

[DenyingSystems]

really all of the hotdogs are sex toy quality - just tilt your head a little

None of them have this skin color though, item name pl0x?

Thanks, keep em coming

[Acheron]

it's ribbed!

[Jibrille]

Item name? I'm gonna make a gallery with sex toys and then have a huge neopet sex industry. Racy pets to use as mascots are also helpful.

Heart Pencil


One more:



Golden Aisha Wand

[ilovepolkadots]

Item name? I'm gonna make a gallery with sex toys and then have a huge neopet sex industry. Racy pets to use as mascots are also helpful.

if you are going to customize you pets they all need to wear this::


Snow SPLAT

on 98% of pets it looks like someone jizzed on their face

{edit} Big Beefy Hot Dog was the scary hot dog O.O

Edited by ilovepolkadots, 15 December 2010 - 11:40 AM.

[DenyingSystems]

it's ribbed!

Item name?

Thanks

@Polka
DAMNIT, it's expensive

Edited by DenyingSystems, 15 December 2010 - 11:41 AM.

[Jibrille]

hauahuahuahua /\ so true XD





Splendid Buzz Sword


We are so NOT going to heaven XD

[ilovepolkadots]

more pervy items::
Battle Faerie Staff
Blue Feather Toy
;3

Item name?

Thanks

@Polka
DAMNIT, it's expensive

hey you didn't give me a budget ;3

the Snow SPLAT is cheap

[Acheron]

Item name?

Thanks

@Polka
DAMNIT, it's expensive

Mutant Gluestick

I love the feather toy, some variety never hurts.

[ilovepolkadots]

Feather Tickler
"Will render your opponents tickled black and blue."
(^) the description is really what makes this one

[DenyingSystems]

Mutant Gluestick

I love the feather toy, some variety never hurts.

Mutant Gluestick - r66
Who knows what this glue actually mutated into, but still, it is sticky!


Lol at item info

[Jibrille]

I needed like 5 seconds to understand the Blue Feather toy XD



Soap cute items <3


Pervy:



Flower Bass

[DenyingSystems]

Keep the great suggestions coming

How do you guys manage to find these weird items?