I know. I know. I think my favourite bits are when Sookie actively TRIES to sound like someone from a bad romance novel. It's like a car crash, I want to look away but I can't.I don't know what it is. I love vampires and werewolves, but it's so not worth the disappointment.
The worst part is after you're done reading all the bad sex scenes, you get to the end of the book and see this:
What's worse is I now feel like I have to catch up with True Blood every so often because I like knowing how faithful adaptations are to the original. Bad American tv is such a guilty pleasure. In a really really cringe inducing way.