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[iargue]

Oh jeez. I don't have anything against any of these people! Hmm.
Guess I'd fuck Noit, marry SL and kill Argue. I'm sorry Argue! D: I feel bad.

Next batch: Sweeney, PRBM, Elindoril.
From what I've been exposed to, they're pretty regular.

Touch one.

Fuck PRBM because shes the only girl
Marry Elindoril because he used kirby as an avatar once
And kill Sweeney so I can win the debate forever

Noit. Hydrogen. Random.

[jcrdude]

Noit. Hydrogen. Random.

I'd have to marry Random because I felt his pain on trying to enforce the basic rules of the game.
I can't fuck Noit because he would enjoy it too much, so that leaves a courtesy screw for Hydro...
And a knife to Noit's back.

And as much fun as the Codex group is to pull names from, I'm taking this in another direction.

Turanga Leela, Zoidberg, and Amy Wong

[iargue]

I'd have to marry Random because I felt his pain on trying to enforce the basic rules of the game.
I can't fuck Noit because he would enjoy it too much, so that leaves a courtesy screw for Hydro...
And a knife to Noit's back.

And as much fun as the Codex group is to pull names from, I'm taking this in another direction.

Turanga Leela, Zoidberg, and Amy Wong

Fuck Leela because shes fit.
Marry Amy Wong because shes rich
Kill zoidberg because he stole my lunch

Homer, Moe, and Principle Skinner

[yoongguk]

Fuck Amy
Marry Leela
Kill Zoidberg

In sticking with characters: Lara Croft, Zelda, Jill Valentine

Fuck Leela because shes fit.
Marry Amy Wong because shes rich
Kill zoidberg because he stole my lunch

Homer, Moe, and Principle Skinner

Fuck Skinner
Marry Homer
Kill Moe

Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup

Edited by Girl, 02 February 2011 - 12:44 AM.

[iargue]

Fuck Skinner
Marry Homer
Kill Moe

Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup

Fuck blossom
Marry bubbles
Kill buttercup

I dont know the Power Puff Girls, so yeah...

Girl, Salamanda, PRBM

[jcrdude]

Girl, Salamanda, PRBM

Marry PRBM, so we can make fun of people for all our lives.
Fuck Salamanda because der
And that leaves a killing in Girl's future.

New round: Gaga, Madonna, and Aguilera

[iargue]

Marry PRBM, so we can make fun of people for all our lives.
Fuck Salamanda because der
And that leaves a killing in Girl's future.

New round: Gaga, Madonna, and Aguilera

Kill Gaga
Fuck Aguilera
Marry Madonna (No sex though. I'm scared of where she has been)

I should let other people answer.

Gaga, Madonna, and Aguilera

[Boggart]

Kill Gaga
Fuck Aguilera
Marry Madonna (No sex though. I'm scared of where she has been)

I should let other people answer.

Gaga, Madonna, and Aguilera

Marry Aguilera
Fuck gaga
Kill Madonna

I feel that Aguilera would be the most normal, and you can't have sex with a 90 year old (she's 90 in my head).

I like how no one answered in the first page and just listed people xD

Tifa from FFVI

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I

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LuLu from FFX

and Chun-Li

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Edited by Boggart, 02 February 2011 - 07:51 AM.

[Mr. Hobo]

Because random forgot to post 3 new names... I'll go with the last suggestion.

Really tough one... I'd kill Cyo, Fuck Nunc, and Marry Juupon. I'm only choosing to marry Juupon assuming that there will be consistent sex for life... as opposed to being stuck in a marriage with like... Nunc, for example. I wouldn't want any sex... or any of the ethnocentrism for the rest of eternity.

Argue, Noit, SL - Go!

WHY WOULD YOU KILL CYO

Marry Tifa (best personality)
Fuck Lulu (hawt)
Kill third girl

Julian Assange, Barack Obama, Hilary Clinton

[Frank12]

Fuck Clinton
Marry Obama
Kill Julian

Barbra Walters, Oprah, Joy Behar

[Mr. Hobo]

Oh I just realized my choices were kind of stupid. You can't chose to kill anyone besides Julian without having the fbi watch you
Poor wikileaks guy, takes another blow

[Boggart]

Fuck Clinton
Marry Obama
Kill Julian

Barbra Walters, Oprah, Joy Behar

I don't really know who any of those are O.o

Fuck Joy
Marry Oprah (do you know how many free candles I would get? like... 50!)
kill Barbra

Jessica Alba
Megan Fox
Katie Perry

[Mr. Hobo]

Marry Jessica Alba
Fuck Megan Fox
Kill Katy Perry (and hide from russel brand)

[Frank12]

Fuck Alba
Marry Fox
Kill Perry

Jessica Simpson
Angelina Jolie
Hayden Peniterre

[Inver]

Marry Jessica Alba
Fuck Megan Fox
Kill Katy Perry (and hide from russel brand)

Agreed!

[Random]

Fuck Alba
Marry Fox
Kill Perry

Jessica Simpson
Angelina Jolie
Hayden Peniterre

Fuck Angelina
Marry Hayden
Kill Jessica

Marry, Fuck, Kill SCENE QUEENS Round

Hailey from Paramore
Jac Vanek
Avril Lavigne

[jcrdude]

Marry hayley, as she seems most likely to end up a normal yet still awesome down the road
I'd still throw down on Avril Lavigne no matter how vapid her music is on occasion
And that leaves a killing for whatshername Jac Vanek

EDIT: A list, right...

ORIGINAL POWER RANGERS... for the ladies
Red Ranger, Black Ranger, Green Ranger

Edited by jcrboy, 02 February 2011 - 08:57 AM.

[leurz]

Kill green ranger, fuck yellow, marry blue.



I counter your rangers with turtles.

[luvsmyncis]

 

 

Fuck Michelangelo because he's fun.
Marry Donatello because he's smart.
Kill Raphael because he's emo.

Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Lando Calrissian

[jcrdude]

Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Lando Calrissian

Fuck Solo because... he's Harrison Fucking Ford
Marry Skywalker because he has the force and that could come in handy
Kill Calrissian because he's bla.... the only one left

Inky, Blinky, and Clyde

[Vivendio]

A funny, dumb game my friend made me play while we were in a train once...

[Georgina]

Inky, Blinky, and Clyde

lmao ilu <3

Fuck Inky - sounds hot.
Kill Clyde - He sounds like a douche.
Marry Blinky - Quite fancy the name Mrs Blinky. Awesome.


Mkay!




Robin, Barry, or Maurice....

[Boggart]

I don't know who any of those are D: From left to right:
marry right, kill left, fuck middle.

Videogame bad-ass edition

Nariko from Heavenly Sword

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Bayonetta from... Bayonetta

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Morrigan from Dragon Age

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[travis]

Nariko from Heavenly Sword
Marry. Then I can fuck her, too.

Bayonetta from... Bayonetta
Fuck. Just once.

Morrigan from Dragon Age
Kill...if I didn't first, she would.


Ron Jeremy, Jeremy Clarkson, Don Vito.

[onlyme]

Ron Jeremy, Jeremy Clarkson, Don Vito.

"Ooop, the game ended up abnormally"