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[Blueberry]

You: Yo, you friends with DRACULA!?!?Stranger: noYour conversational partner has disconnected.
How are you guys? I'm bored

Stranger: HiYou: HaaaaiiiiiYou: My name is...You: Mr. SherberrrrttttYou: but you can call meYou: JeffreyYou: I'm 81, young sonneyYour conversational partner has disconnected.

[Puppetmaster]

What the fuck?

[Blueberry]

oh, nothing 0:-)

I'm just bored.

[Tigerzz]

..i think i'm missing something?

[Elindoril]

Stupid Omegle residents, all they want is sex.

[Blueberry]

look it up ;D

[jcrdude]

..i think i'm missing something?

http://omegle.com/

[Blissey]

Heres the best conversation you could ever possibly have on omegle. nuff said.

Stranger: pick your fate , i work around it ,,,,,,
you were born a boy in the city of Mombasa in Kenya's Coast Province, your parents have named you Adeleke.
Adeleke Akoto..it is the year 2000 , your family is poor and are members of a rural tribe.
Stranger: you are 5 years old , you are playing outside one day , when you hear your best friend yelling in
danger , when you walk over to him you see that he is about to be attacked by a wild dog , you can save
him but then you also remember how he started dating the girl you like. what will you do ?
You: Let him be eaten by the dog
Stranger: you stand by and watch your friend get eaten the the rabied dog , he screams in pain as hes torn to shreds . the village elders are impressed by your courage and make you the village guard
Stranger: you are 10 years old , one evening your father stumbles into the room and demands that you join
him in the hunt for wild game , he takes another drink from the bottle then leans over and whispers
to you "were hunting cheetah!" what will you do?
You: I take the bottle from him, shatter it, and slit his throat with the shards of glass.
Stranger: you furiously slaughter your father inside your hut , as you wipe the blood off your face , you notice something odd , the village is silent
Stranger: you walk outside and look at your sorroundings
Stranger: a gust of wind picks up dirt and lifts in the air
Stranger: CHEETAH ATTACK!
Stranger: what do you do ?
You: Go back inside, find a weapon, and block the points of entry to the hut.
Stranger: you stay in the hut and hear the village people scream as they are eaten by a pack of wild cheetahs , you survived the night
Stranger: you are 15 years old , you can no longer afford a living you have to find a job.
you overheard a few guys talking about a job they been offered as fishermen up north , or you
can find a job localy. what will you do ?
You: Go up north with the fisherman, There is nothing left for me here now.
Stranger: you go up north with the fishermen and meet up with a local contractor that issues you your work permit , your standerd fishing gear , an ak-47 , and paired up with a team , you have set off on your raft into the ocean in the middle of the night
Stranger: you are now a somoli pirate
You: shit
Stranger: the boat hits into full gear straight into the direction of an ocean liner
Stranger: the boat splahes on the waves , bumping up and down
Stranger: salt water sprays your face
Stranger: CHEETAH ATTACK!
Stranger: what do you do
You: Wonder how the fuck the Cheetahs get in the water in the first place!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: as the cheetah is about to knaw your face off , it transforms into morpheos image "neo , you must leave the simulation the ship is in danger!!"
Stranger: you wake up from the simulation , and find your self in the surgery bay of the ship. all your friends
are standing around you , luke skywalker , jay jay from good times , chris tucker and jackie chan.
as you wake up you notice the ships alarms are turned on, everyone is in a panic .what will you do?
You: assess the situation!
Stranger: as you run around the ship in a panic , everyone starts bursting out in laughter ! SURPRISE! morpheos tells you it was all a joke and there is no danger.
Stranger: you can explore the ship , what do you do
You: Find out why I am here, and what i should do now.
Stranger: you look around the ship , in one room luke skywalker is calling you over to check out his new tit mags , but in the lobby jay jay is playing mario party 64 on the 64" plasma tv , or you can see what chris and jackie are doing?
You: I go play N64 with jay jay,
Stranger: hell yea son !
Stranger: DYNOMITE!
Stranger: jay jay and you play an awesome round of mario party , you both promptly stand up and start doing the robot
Stranger: you hear jackie chan call you over
Stranger: he wants to teach you some karate
Stranger: what do you do
You: Kick his ass in bazillion ju jit su
Stranger: as you and jackie are about to start fighting you notice something strange
Stranger: something odd about that pile of dirt just lying on the ground
Stranger: CHEETAH ATTACK!
Stranger: what do you do
You: Fucking wonder how the hell the cheetahs keep finding me
Stranger: the cheetah jumps at your face and starts riping your skin to shreds , jackie chan looks dead into your eyes and says " fuck that , thats a mother cheetah ! " you are fucked
Stranger: the end

[Blueberry]

Stupid Omegle residents, all they want is sex.

This xD

[Tigerzz]

Wtf are these really real people or bots? o.o

[jcrdude]

Stranger: Visit (girls of omegle [dot] com) -- the "adult" version of Omegle.
You: Damn, spambot. You waste no time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tigerzz]

Lol ew it is as well
That's kinda creepy, i bet you do get some random funny conversations on there though.
Btw love your first spoiler Jcr!

[jcrdude]

Lol ew it is as well
That's kinda creepy, i bet you do get some random funny conversations on there though.
Btw love your first spoiler Jcr!

Georgina made it! <3

Also there's this one. Went a little longer than I thought it would.

You: *crickets*
Stranger: wat??
You: The silence
You: It is palpable
You: Why am I so alone?
Stranger: now u r not alone...u r talking to me...
You: Will you come to my house and cuddle me while I'm sleeping?
Stranger: ok...
You: Huh
You: That was easy
You: I should try that more
Stranger: so u r f???
You: Nope
Stranger: so u r m???
You: Yup
You:
You: I have long pretty hair, though
You: And a soft face
You: So you can pretend I'm a girl if it makes you feel not gay
Stranger: so u want me to cuddle u in ur house....
You: Yes
Stranger: r u gay???
You: Nope
You: Sometimes I just need someone to hold me
Stranger: than wat???
You: I steal your kidneys
Stranger: ok...
You: Sorry, it's strictly business
You: Times are tough
You:
You: Kidney business, however is booming
Stranger: ok...why dont u try to b a beggar...
You: I'm too pretty to be a beggar
You: People wouldn't believe I'm poor
Stranger: why...do u own a ferrari???
You: No...
You: But I'm too clean
You: I could grow a nice hobo beard though
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Roxi]

Heres the best conversation you could ever possibly have on omegle. nuff said.

Stranger: you are 5 years old , you are playing outside one day , when you hear your best friend yelling in
danger , when you walk over to him you see that he is about to be attacked by a wild dog , you can save
him but then you also remember how he started dating the girl you like. what will you do ?

Wow, kids move fast over there huh? Dating at 5, oh my! Haha.

[Tigerzz]

Georgina made it! <3

Also there's this one. Went a little longer than I thought it would.

Lol proper gold digger, that last stranger.

but Gorgies got a pretty cute style (:

[Blueberry]

YAY

Glee is on right now

You: lol durpStranger: hiYou: WAZZAAYou: u friends wit draculaYou: BITCHYou: thought notYou have disconnected.

[jcrdude]

You: lol durpStranger: hiYou: WAZZAAYou: u friends wit draculaYou: BITCHYou: thought notYou have disconnected.

You're not even trying that hard :c

[Blueberry]

no... no I am not ;D I dont really care for omegle, I'm just bored.

[Abradix]

Stranger: heyaStranger: asl?You: 42.f.nyYou: u?Stranger: 35 m njYou: ew... new jerseyYou have disconnected.

[Puppetmaster]

Stacy and I decided to try it out together... We didn't even have to lie

Stranger: heyStranger: aslYou: hiYou: boobies!Stranger: Lol. wtf?You: what do you expect when you start a conversation like that? Stranger: idkYou: that's rightStranger: m or fYou: bothYou: no liesYour conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited by Puppetmaster, 15 February 2011 - 10:38 PM.

[ragini]

hahahaha gotta love omegle.
except never use the webcam version unless you like watching old guys jack off

[iargue]

Heres the best conversation you could ever possibly have on omegle. nuff said.

Stranger: pick your fate , i work around it ,,,,,,
you were born a boy in the city of Mombasa in Kenya's Coast Province, your parents have named you Adeleke.
Adeleke Akoto..it is the year 2000 , your family is poor and are members of a rural tribe.
Stranger: you are 5 years old , you are playing outside one day , when you hear your best friend yelling in
danger , when you walk over to him you see that he is about to be attacked by a wild dog , you can save
him but then you also remember how he started dating the girl you like. what will you do ?
You: Let him be eaten by the dog
Stranger: you stand by and watch your friend get eaten the the rabied dog , he screams in pain as hes torn to shreds . the village elders are impressed by your courage and make you the village guard
Stranger: you are 10 years old , one evening your father stumbles into the room and demands that you join
him in the hunt for wild game , he takes another drink from the bottle then leans over and whispers
to you "were hunting cheetah!" what will you do?
You: I take the bottle from him, shatter it, and slit his throat with the shards of glass.
Stranger: you furiously slaughter your father inside your hut , as you wipe the blood off your face , you notice something odd , the village is silent
Stranger: you walk outside and look at your sorroundings
Stranger: a gust of wind picks up dirt and lifts in the air
Stranger: CHEETAH ATTACK!
Stranger: what do you do ?
You: Go back inside, find a weapon, and block the points of entry to the hut.
Stranger: you stay in the hut and hear the village people scream as they are eaten by a pack of wild cheetahs , you survived the night
Stranger: you are 15 years old , you can no longer afford a living you have to find a job.
you overheard a few guys talking about a job they been offered as fishermen up north , or you
can find a job localy. what will you do ?
You: Go up north with the fisherman, There is nothing left for me here now.
Stranger: you go up north with the fishermen and meet up with a local contractor that issues you your work permit , your standerd fishing gear , an ak-47 , and paired up with a team , you have set off on your raft into the ocean in the middle of the night
Stranger: you are now a somoli pirate
You: shit
Stranger: the boat hits into full gear straight into the direction of an ocean liner
Stranger: the boat splahes on the waves , bumping up and down
Stranger: salt water sprays your face
Stranger: CHEETAH ATTACK!
Stranger: what do you do
You: Wonder how the fuck the Cheetahs get in the water in the first place!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: as the cheetah is about to knaw your face off , it transforms into morpheos image "neo , you must leave the simulation the ship is in danger!!"
Stranger: you wake up from the simulation , and find your self in the surgery bay of the ship. all your friends
are standing around you , luke skywalker , jay jay from good times , chris tucker and jackie chan.
as you wake up you notice the ships alarms are turned on, everyone is in a panic .what will you do?
You: assess the situation!
Stranger: as you run around the ship in a panic , everyone starts bursting out in laughter ! SURPRISE! morpheos tells you it was all a joke and there is no danger.
Stranger: you can explore the ship , what do you do
You: Find out why I am here, and what i should do now.
Stranger: you look around the ship , in one room luke skywalker is calling you over to check out his new tit mags , but in the lobby jay jay is playing mario party 64 on the 64" plasma tv , or you can see what chris and jackie are doing?
You: I go play N64 with jay jay,
Stranger: hell yea son !
Stranger: DYNOMITE!
Stranger: jay jay and you play an awesome round of mario party , you both promptly stand up and start doing the robot
Stranger: you hear jackie chan call you over
Stranger: he wants to teach you some karate
Stranger: what do you do
You: Kick his ass in bazillion ju jit su
Stranger: as you and jackie are about to start fighting you notice something strange
Stranger: something odd about that pile of dirt just lying on the ground
Stranger: CHEETAH ATTACK!
Stranger: what do you do
You: Fucking wonder how the hell the cheetahs keep finding me
Stranger: the cheetah jumps at your face and starts riping your skin to shreds , jackie chan looks dead into your eyes and says " fuck that , thats a mother cheetah ! " you are fucked
Stranger: the end

If thats how they type in there. It scares me.

Spoiler

Stranger: Hi asl?
You: Why am I always asked that?
You: Does no one care about me? Or just my body?
Stranger: M or f?
You: What would change based on that answer?
Stranger: Wether i talk to you or not
You: You are that shallow?
Stranger: Ya
You: You should work on that
Stranger: U should learn to show off your tits
You: Girls don't like shallow people
You: Maybe if you typed properly, it would turn me on
You: I actually get really hot when people type you instead of u
Stranger: I know how to type properly
You: I have yet to see that so far
Stranger: I just did and your weird if that turns you on
You: See. Bad grammar again, AND no period.
You: I am not wet

Spoiler

Stranger: hey hey 17 m usa
You: Thats a little personal don't you think? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[California]

You: I actually get really hot when people type you instead of u

Brains are so sexy.