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[Melchoire]

Hmm, threads still going...

I'm not going to knock anyone's personal opinion or ideas of hookers in this thread but would also find it interesting to know if your stand on Women hiring Male escorts for sex is the same as men paying for women?

Is it worse if a woman pays for sex?

My stance is the same for both. I have no problem with men whoring themselves out....

Whores in wales sell blow jobs for £20 - £50 lol.....

Yeah, not knowing much about hooking I wouldn't chalk blowjobs to be too high on the price list either. I mean, give it a rinse with some soap, trim the grass, close your eyes and there's not much to it....

[Homer]

Well, you know the funny thing about STDs is that some guys have herpes simplex type 2 on their penis then get a blow job from a hooker.
The hooker ends up with herpes simplex type 2 on her mouth. Then lets say you make out with one, so you end up with type 2 on your mouth.

Few months later you visit the doctor like myself, don't be surprised if we smirk a little. It is because I'm going to think your gay and you just gave another guy a blow job.

[jcrdude]

Then lets say you make out with one, so you end up with type 2 on your mouth.

Why would you make out with a hooker?

[ilovepolkadots]

Well, you know the funny thing about STDs is that some guys have herpes simplex type 2 on their penis then get a blow job from a hooker.
The hooker ends up with herpes simplex type 2 on her mouth. Then lets say you make out with one, so you end up with type 2 on your mouth.

Or lets say some hooker (or any girl for that matter) has cold sores on her mouth (herpes type 1) and then they give you a blow job then you have herpes on your dick and you didn't even make out with her


{herpes clarification edit}

Edited by ilovepolkadots, 10 March 2011 - 05:47 PM.

[Talbot]

all the time but I find it hard to fuck an aussie hooker so I go for the asians.

[iceberg2477]

Blowjobs make your jaw hurt. Especially if you have to blow big black penis.

LOL wow

i dont care how long its been.. i refuse to pay for poon. there are plenty of women out there giving it up for the low price of FREE

for example.. college!

[ilovepolkadots]

LOL wow

i dont care how long its been.. i refuse to pay for poon. there are plenty of women out there giving it up for the low price of FREE

for example.. college!

many college men think they are getting it for free
but next time total up your bar tab and see what it came to ;p

[iceberg2477]

many college men think they are getting it for free
but next time total up your bar tab and see what it came to ;p

lol yeah right.. one bottle from a liquor store + dorm room + extremely laid back RA = the best of times!

or

a $10 house party with the drinks flowing

[ilovepolkadots]

lol yeah right.. one bottle from a liquor store + dorm room + extremely laid back RA = the best of times!

or

a $10 house party with the drinks flowing

you are describing freshmen !
they shouldn't even count in the college spectrum

and $10 for a house party is pretty steep o.O

[mutiny]

ROFL. Alright I feel for you. So what your going to do is open the newspaper go all the way to end where they usually have the 'massage' section and start calling and asking for prices? I don't know if this works but I have always assumed that 'massage' usually means sex LOL. Or you could try craiglist!

[Ladida]

The idea of being a hooker has always tempted be because guys are so fucking stooooopid. But then again, dealing with urinary tract infections, yeast infections and bacterial vaginosis and god knows what else is sooo not worth it. Those aren't even STDs but you can so totally get them every time you have sex (protected or not)

THAT AND
Blowjobs make your jaw hurt. Especially if you have to blow big black penis.
Props to all of the hookers out there. I don't have the balls to do eeet. Good luck finding yourself a nice lady !~

Now I don't want to have sex. Ever. What the fuckkkkkkkkk!

[Frostorm]

The idea of being a hooker has always tempted be because guys are so fucking stooooopid. But then again, dealing with urinary tract infections, yeast infections and bacterial vaginosis and god knows what else is sooo not worth it. Those aren't even STDs but you can so totally get them every time you have sex (protected or not)

Wow shit, that was too much info!

[Ladida]

Wow shit, that was too much info!

Maybe.. Now every time you're about to have sex with your lady friend, just imagine her the next day with an itchy, smelly vag. Yep, you did that pal

[Seaner]

Maybe.. Now every time you're about to have sex with your lady friend, just imagine her the next day with an itchy, smelly vag. Yep, you did that pal

Mission accomplished.

[Lychee]

Now I don't want to have sex. Ever. What the fuckkkkkkkkk!

Don't let it worry you. Stuff like that really doesn't happen often.

[Tarabyte]

Now I don't want to have sex. Ever. What the fuckkkkkkkkk!

It can happen even if you don't have sex. If the pH of the vagina is off a little bit, there's problems. Women are more prone to urinary tract infections because the urethra is so short and closer to the anus than on a man. Yeast infections can be caused by taking antibiotics or tight clothes or sweating.

If you're going to be paranoid, don't be paranoid about sex, be paranoid about how ridiculously susceptible the female genitalia is to common, mostly unavoidable things.

[Kat]

Don't let it worry you. Stuff like that really doesn't happen often.

Coming from someone who's mother is a gynecologist, yes it does happen a lot lol, more than people think.. women just don't talk about it openly of course.

Edited by Katrinas, 16 March 2011 - 12:24 PM.

[Lychee]

Coming from someone who's mother is a gynecologist, yes it does happen a lot lol, more than people think.. women just don't talk about it openly of course.

Doesn't happen to me a lot. I guess my vagina is more special than other people's. I will go poll my friends tomorrow to find out if theirs are special, too.

[Kat]

Doesn't happen to me a lot. I guess my vagina is more special than other people's. I will go poll my friends tomorrow to find out if theirs are special, too.

coming from my experiences, consider yourself lucky. ..that's all i'll say about that kind of thing on here xD

[Lychee]

coming from my experiences, consider yourself lucky. ..that's all i'll say about that kind of thing on here xD

Aw, I'm sorry. I was going to say that at least you can consult your mum rather than some stranger, then realised that I would much, much rather speak to a stranger about that sort of thing than my mother.

[Ladida]

Aw, I'm sorry. I was going to say that at least you can consult your mum rather than some stranger, then realised that I would much, much rather speak to a stranger about that sort of thing than my mother.

Definitely. But if her mom keeps a stash of prescription meds at home, she'll never need to make that embarrassing trip to the pharmacy

[Kat]

Aw, I'm sorry. I was going to say that at least you can consult your mum rather than some stranger, then realised that I would much, much rather speak to a stranger about that sort of thing than my mother.

Lol, yup... I would rather go to a male gyno than her xD

and pretty much what ladida said ^ lol. I don't really go to my gyno though unless it's serious. Meds, ftw.