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#1 Frank12

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 02:43 PM

Ok, the strangest thing that has ever happened to you during sex.

Mine:

When i was in my sophomore year, i was on vacation with some of my boys. I had just recently started going out with this girl who i would end up having a 2 year relationship with. But since we had just started out, and i was in New Hampshire, and it was cold, i figured i would break the rules. Well, i ended up going having sex with this stunning brunette who was there with her softball team on a ski trip (yea ik, kinda off, but w/e, her softball team really was there, they were all friends) Anyways, i went to her room, and we were really getting into it, and right as i was about to finish, and suddenly she just got up and went into her bathroom. I was like "w/e" and lied down. Then 4 other girls from her team, in bathrobes, got out and pinned me down kinda. I went along with it, cause my stupid 15 year old brain was thinking this was some sex play. Anyways, she came out with a strapon and put it on. I was like "Fuck no!" and squirmed and got away. I opened the door (yes, naked) and found two more softball players who were trying to push me back in. Needless to say, i ran down the hall, and jumped out the 2nd story window (still naked), into a 7 foot snow bank. Freezing cold, i ran around front, through the atrium of the ski resort, through the diner where my friends were eating, and into the hot tub. By then, i had security and a mob of people following me. someone toosed me a towel, and i got out bloody and embarrassed. Then i saw the softball team, and one girl had a video camara. And later, they showed me the video of me running out the room, and out the window, and around the parking lot. So i traded my 7 day ski pass for the tape.

feel free to chuckle

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    #2 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 03:02 PM

    I've had it with you people and your sex threads. I'm outta here.
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    #3 sc4fps3

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 03:06 PM

    Post the f*cking tape.

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 03:08 PM

    I've had it with you people and your sex threads. I'm outta here.
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    Agreed!

    EDITED: Don't particularly care to share such intimate moments publicly. :p (If this topic was in retired, maybe...)

    P.s. hahahaha @ your story.I agree... post the tape. :p (not on codex though... obv. :p)

    #5 Frank12

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 03:09 PM

    Irdc cuz no one knows me. i figured a few of you would like some laughs

    btw, the tape is really funny, I shit my pants when i saw it. Just picture a homemade video quality tape of a kid, naked, running down a hallway, jumping out the window, and then an ariel view of him running down the parking lot, while girls are screaming in the background

    Edited by Frank12, 01 May 2011 - 03:12 PM.


    #6 WharfRat

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 03:13 PM

    oh yeah... you were 15 at the time. DO NOT post the tape. :p

    I'm sure the tape is hella funny, though.

    I definitely thought sex party and not gang rape as I was reading it too. :p

    #7 Maloo

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 03:25 PM

    Gang rape..ROLFMFAOPosted Image

    #8 usfrules

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 03:33 PM

    Gang rape...LMAO
    Haha that's hilarious! I would be weirded out..so you had sex with her and everything and she just did that to get a bribe outta ya' wow.

    #9 ilovepolkadots

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 03:38 PM

    clearly this belongs in the anal sex thread
    spammy fuck

    #10 Arden

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 03:38 PM

    oh my god.
    that's like bad teen sex comedy material right there.

    #11 Sweeney

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 03:46 PM

    :thumbsup:

    PS. With regards to your signature, I changed my mind back a long time ago. So I'm not sure what the point of quoting that is.

    #12 Boggart

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:01 PM

    So many threads. I love talking/joking about it, even I think this is excessive

    Stupid spring time...

    #13 Frizzle

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:11 PM

    Wait, you had a chance to let a hot girl fuck you with a strap on? And you didn't take it?

    Fag

    #14 Frank12

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:15 PM

    Sweeney, the quote was a joke lol. And to the rest, i see no other stories

    #15 AyoForYayo

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 05:46 PM

    Gay.

    I'm a virgin I have no storiez

    #16 Random

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 05:48 PM

    That time a Codex member had sex and didn't post about it was so weird.

    #17 Sweeney

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    Posted 02 May 2011 - 02:52 AM

    Sweeney, the quote was a joke lol. And to the rest, i see no other stories

    Presumably, since it's still there, you mean it "is" a joke. It's not a terribly amusing one.

    And surprisingly enough, the rest of the population of Neocodex don't seem to be as desperate for attention as you are.
    I've never been more proud of them.

    #18 Jake

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    Posted 02 May 2011 - 10:50 AM

    Wait, you had a chance to let a hot girl fuck you with a strap on? And you didn't take it?

    Fag


    I love you.

    Anyways this story is full of shit I must say, any normal person would just rip off their strapon. You could of had 8 chicks on you (most likely all ugly though) and you ran away? No no no.

    #19 RWS

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    Posted 02 May 2011 - 04:59 PM

    I need to see the video for proof of this.

    #20 Frank12

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    Posted 02 May 2011 - 05:14 PM

    the video is not going up :/. Sorry, a talking about its one thing, its another to have video evidence

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    Posted 02 May 2011 - 05:41 PM

    the video is not going up :/. Sorry, a talking about its one thing, its another to have video evidence

    and it would be considered CP by the law... So that's a definite no-no. :p

    Sounds like a hell of a video, though. :p

    #22 Connery

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    Posted 02 May 2011 - 06:09 PM

    Ok, the strangest thing that has ever happened to you during sex.

    Mine:

    When i was in my sophomore year, i was on vacation with some of my boys. I had just recently started going out with this girl who i would end up having a 2 year relationship with. But since we had just started out, and i was in New Hampshire, and it was cold, i figured i would break the rules. Well, i ended up going having sex with this stunning brunette who was there with her softball team on a ski trip (yea ik, kinda off, but w/e, her softball team really was there, they were all friends) Anyways, i went to her room, and we were really getting into it, and right as i was about to finish, and suddenly she just got up and went into her bathroom. I was like "w/e" and lied down. Then 4 other girls from her team, in bathrobes, got out and pinned me down kinda. I went along with it, cause my stupid 15 year old brain was thinking this was some sex play. Anyways, she came out with a strapon and put it on. I was like "Fuck no!" and squirmed and got away. I opened the door (yes, naked) and found two more softball players who were trying to push me back in. Needless to say, i ran down the hall, and jumped out the 2nd story window (still naked), into a 7 foot snow bank. Freezing cold, i ran around front, through the atrium of the ski resort, through the diner where my friends were eating, and into the hot tub. By then, i had security and a mob of people following me. someone toosed me a towel, and i got out bloody and embarrassed. Then i saw the softball team, and one girl had a video camara. And later, they showed me the video of me running out the room, and out the window, and around the parking lot. So i traded my 7 day ski pass for the tape.

    feel free to chuckle

    Nice story.

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    Edited by Connery, 02 May 2011 - 06:09 PM.


    #23 Rambo

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    Posted 03 May 2011 - 08:51 AM

    Presumably, since it's still there, you mean it "is" a joke. It's not a terribly amusing one.

    And surprisingly enough, the rest of the population of Neocodex don't seem to be as desperate for attention as you are.
    I've never been more proud of them.


    You're funny :wub:

    #24 ilovepolkadots

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    Posted 03 May 2011 - 09:19 AM

    Then i saw the softball team, and one girl had a video camara. And later, they showed me the video of me running out the room, and out the window, and around the parking lot. So i traded my 7 day ski pass for the tape.



    btw, the tape is really funny, I shit my pants when i saw it. Just picture a homemade video quality tape of a kid, naked, running down a hallway, jumping out the window, and then an ariel view of him running down the parking lot, while girls are screaming in the background



    the video is not going up :/. Sorry, a talking about its one thing, its another to have video evidence



    based upon your previous posts it does not make sense that you traded your pass for a video tape of you streaking
    (there are 10+ videos of me doing the same)

    trading your pass for an anal gang rape video where you were the victim - sure
    "homemade video quality" streaker - dumb

    so.
    video or it didn't happen

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    Posted 03 May 2011 - 09:20 AM

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