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[Narcissa]

I'm in training right now for MMA so I work out roughly 3-5 hours, 3 times a week although that should be increasing here soon as I don't have to do summer school.

I also can't gain weight for the life of me and it really, really sucks.

Edited by Khuce, 30 May 2011 - 04:30 PM.

[Adam]

I decided I can be lazy when I get home because my whole work day is a giant workout. Lifting anywhere between 20-100lb boxes nearly all day keeps me in shape. I really should work out when I get home because I'm not nearly as big as I wish I were.

[chess211]

I do a bit over an hour a day in biking for school and work, it serves as a great relaxation tool while the simulations are running.

[Neoquest]

I swim everyday for an hour and a half, soon my schedule will increase to two hours.

[Cory]

I'm currently on a health kick. Hopefully this time I'll keep with it. Been eating healthy and exercising regularly for a couple of weeks now.

Right now I'm just jogging four times a week for about an hour. Tomorrow I'm going to start going to the gym. My work already requires me to walk all day.

[Frizzle]

I regularly fight people and punch them in the face if that counts?

[crtitcmeerca]

I bike 2-3 days a week
work out after school 3-4 days a week
lol if fapping counts then my time spent exercising skyrockets xD

Hahaha, what on earth is fapping?



Well, its gratifying to see that the second highest statistic is exercising between 4-6 hours a week. Its kind of scary to see that the highest is less than an hour a week. Hrmmm...

I regularly fight people and punch them in the face if that counts?

Obviously not.

[Kat]

Hahaha, what on earth is fapping?

*gigglesnort*
http://uncyclopedia....om/wiki/Fapping

[Boggart]

If fapping were physical activity, I'd be adding 3 minutes per day

...

QQ

[Narcissa]

If fapping were physical activity, I'd be adding 3 minutes per day

...

QQ

...Better then my invisible 1 and 1/2. -hangs head in shame-

[Frizzle]

Obviously not.



You're obviously not doing it right!

[RWS]

I try to go to the gym every day for at least 30 minutes. I've found that it is really enjoyable to work out on the elliptical and watch a movie at the same time. It takes my mind off the workout and I get to catch up on all the movies I want to see.

[Boggart]

...Better then my invisible 1 and 1/2. -hangs head in shame-

Well my 3 minutes is spread out over 3 times a day...

*continues QQ'ing*

[Ladida]

I moved my exercise bike into the livingroom xD With school almost finished, I should hopefully be able to fit in at least an hour every day. Hoping to get a treadmill in a few months too. I hate going to gyms because of all the creepy sweaty dudes staring, and making comments about buns and boobs. Ugh.

[Ali]

I moved my exercise bike into the livingroom xD With school almost finished, I should hopefully be able to fit in at least an hour every day. Hoping to get a treadmill in a few months too. I hate going to gyms because of all the creepy sweaty dudes staring, and making comments about buns and boobs. Ugh.

Can't you just...you know....run...?

Anyway, I'm running a half marathon in August and desperately want to beat my sister-in-law so been doing quite a lot recently. Trying to run 4 days a week, with an hour or so of squash on 2 of my off days and then an hour of yoga on the other. Probably doing about 8 hours a week?


Usually I'd be doing about half that.

[Jake]

You guys jack off for 1 minute? I couldn't find better prime examples of humans doing their natural instincts lol

[crtitcmeerca]

Yeah, wouldn't it be better to run in the fresh air and warm sunshine *cars driving pass spewing exhaust*. Hahaha, but seriously, i always prefer running outdoors to in, especially somewhere that isn't too congested. I find that running on the treadmill i become extremely bored after around an hour and regualr scenic changes help keep my interest and mood up.

Omg. Thank you so much for the uncyclopedia link. I SO didn't need to see that opening line:

Fapping, also known as "milking the demon-teat", "choking the Great Pumpkin", "ghost riding the whip", and "wanking the monkey" is required twice daily to get the poison out.

Seriously though, it takes you all 3 mins or less? Isn't that rather... abrupt? And no it doesn't count. Hahaha

[Jake]

Yeah, wouldn't it be better to run in the fresh air and warm sunshine *cars driving pass spewing exhaust*. Hahaha, but seriously, i always prefer running outdoors to in, especially somewhere that isn't too congested. I find that running on the treadmill i become extremely bored after around an hour and regualr scenic changes help keep my interest and mood up.

I have about a km of shoreline and 2km of forest I can run/bike through. That's the pleasure of low population.

Seriously though, it takes you all 3 mins or less? Isn't that rather... abrupt? And no it doesn't count. Hahaha

That's what I thought too but to their defence no one is need of being pleased so lock your knees, don't breathe and get to the point. amirite?

[Marukozu]

Swimmin three days a week, and whenever I can I play soccer. but I don't have that much time since am working and studying at the same time, but I squish some healthy stuff in there

You guys jack off for 1 minute? I couldn't find better prime examples of humans doing their natural instincts lol

Now thats what I call fast XD, I was going to comment about it, but I better shut up XD

[Muffin]

Usually at least an hour a day but not at the moment as i'm pregnant Pole dancing (no not the seedy nightclub poledancing) and weights XD

[Ladida]

Can't you just...you know....run...?

The question I'd ask would be.. "Run where?" This is a pretty shitty country It's not particularly safe to be out after sunset unless you've got a gun in your running shorts. Treadmills are boring as Hell, but I'd be comfortable in my house and with the tv or a book or my music blaring

[ToxicS]

I am a lazy motherfucker, I just do pullups and pushups once a day.


/drunk

[Kal]

For the most part, I run as my daily activity and also do some weights/workout. My diet ranges from healthy to VERY unhealthy - that's the thing I need to improve on besides being consistent for working out.

[crtitcmeerca]

@ Jake : Well, i suppose thats true, i mean, since no one is being pleasured but yourself, but still isn't the journey as important as the destination? And running on the beach is great. Especially on wet sand, where the sunction forces you to utilize more of your leg muscles and you get a tougher workout.

@ Muffin : Wow, you're preggers and pole dancing? I would have thought that running would be less strenuous on the baby than pole dancing? Unless you dont do all those extreme gyrations and stuff.

[buttcheeks]

i pretty much just run for a couple hours or so every other day =\ it takes a bit to get up there but it keeps me in great shape!