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#1 MeWantCookies

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 06:58 AM

http://www.miamihera...at-florida.html

Sharks have collectively decided they are sick of being jumped over. From this moment on, it is sharks that will do the jumping.

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    #2 Blueberry

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    Posted 09 July 2011 - 07:03 AM

    Well isn't that just interesting and important.

    "Dude! Did you see that?!"

    #3 Tetiel

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    Posted 09 July 2011 - 07:12 AM

    I imagine that guy had a giant brown streak on his swimming shorts.

    #4 GarenaMaster

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    Posted 09 July 2011 - 09:32 AM

    http://landing.newsi...st&VID=23430971

    here is the direct link xD

    tho

    #5 Scot

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    Posted 09 July 2011 - 09:35 AM

    Happy Days Reunion: Revenge of The Shark

    #6 wtfints

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    Posted 09 July 2011 - 10:37 AM

    lol. luckily they eat fish not human ahhh....

    #7 LemonSundae

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    Posted 09 July 2011 - 05:37 PM

    Sharks can live up to 5 years out of the water.

    #8 Frank274

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    Posted 10 July 2011 - 10:56 AM

    Flying sharks? That's it, we're fucked.

    #9 onlyme

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    Posted 10 July 2011 - 10:58 AM

    Sharks can live up to 5 years out of the water.



    erm... what?

    #10 James

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    Posted 10 July 2011 - 02:02 PM

    Sharks spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.


    Ohhh, I understand now.

    The shark is obviously leading a rebellion and in the next few years there will be a humans vs. sharks war.

    #11 Frank274

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    Posted 10 July 2011 - 03:35 PM

    Ohhh, I understand now.

    The shark is obviously leading a rebellion and in the next few years there will be a humans vs. sharks war.

    As long as they don't get their fins on guns we should be fine, right?

    #12 Charmender

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    Posted 10 July 2011 - 03:36 PM

    dats not shark itz alien

    #13 RWS

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    Posted 10 July 2011 - 07:14 PM

    I can't believe someone caught that on camera. The surfer that the shark jumped over must be traumatized.

    #14 Noitidart

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    Posted 10 July 2011 - 08:14 PM

    That's gotta be fake or something like a flying shark like he mentioned there. Sharks do not jump like dolphins.

    (i havent seen the vid yet but that's my first thoughts - will post after seeing vid)

    Hm spinner sharks, ok.

    #15 Sinwin

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    Posted 10 July 2011 - 08:24 PM

    It would be a big headline if the shark took a bite out of the surfer's rib while jumping over.

    #16 Donaldmax

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    Posted 10 July 2011 - 09:34 PM

    It would be a big headline if the shark tore off the surfer's head while jumping over.


    Fixed for an even bigger headline.

    Edited by Donaldmax, 10 July 2011 - 09:34 PM.


    #17 Altzer

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    Posted 13 July 2011 - 11:32 AM

    Did anyone else get a video about a woman who tied up her husband and cut off his penis after the shark video?

    Also. I don't know why I had this random mental image of me riding a flying shark through the sky. One can dream.

    #18 SamTheMan

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    Posted 13 July 2011 - 11:36 AM

    Did anyone else get a video about a woman who tied up her husband and cut off his penis after the shark video?

    Also. I don't know why I had this random mental image of me riding a flying shark through the sky. One can dream.


    Yes, and that video caught my eye a lot more than the shark jumping one.

    #19 crtitcmeerca

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    Posted 18 July 2011 - 08:54 AM

    Bloody hell.. If the guy realized that, he'd either:

    a) stop surfing for the rest of the day/weekend
    b) crap his pant
    c) both options


    I like how the reporter hesitates when he says that they like to eat fish... and not humans... Hahaha..

    #20 Nubge

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    Posted 18 July 2011 - 08:57 AM

    OMG, hhahahaa.. He must crap into his pants XDD

    #21 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:00 AM

    NEW HEADLINE: HENRY WINKLER JUMPS THE SHARK


    #22 Guest_prizeraker_*

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    Posted 19 July 2011 - 10:26 AM

    that shark looked spastic xD

    #23 Lallard

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    Posted 19 July 2011 - 11:26 AM

    http://en.wikipedia....i/Spinner_shark

    Shark must've been hungry as hell to go after a person.

    #24 Vexage

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    Posted 19 July 2011 - 01:46 PM

    Not even the skies are safe now.


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