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[Chalk]

If chalk were information, she'd b a chart
If chalk were a program, she'd be a chat program.

He'd*
If a girl was messing around with Ziz he'd be a Zit. Ouch.
(All butthurt. xP)

Edited by Chalk, 29 July 2011 - 01:16 AM.

[iomega]

If chalk were information, she'd b a chart
If chalk were a program, she'd be a chat program.


If Random were a dinosaur, he'd be a raptor

If Ziz was annoying, he'd be a Zit.
If Ziz was an archive, he'd be a .Zip

[Chalk]

If Ziz was annoying, he'd be a Zit.
If Ziz was an archive, he'd be a .Zip

Those are the exact ones I can up with! Didn't bother putting .Zip though.
Me and my laziness.

[luvsmyncis]

If Ziz were semen, he'd be Jizz.

[MoriNoRyu]

If Chalk were annoying he'd be Talk
If Chalk were lazy he'd be a a Walk
If Chalk were annoying and lazy then he could talk the talk and walk the walk.

Edited by MoriNoRyu, 29 July 2011 - 03:57 AM.

[jcrdude]

If MoriNoRyu were a seafaring gent name Stuart, he'd be Mariner Stu

......

that's all I got... XD

[kittycat]

If Boggart was a dairy product he would be Yoghurt

[Boggart]

If Boggart was a dairy product he would be Yoghurt

if Kittycat were of a more bovine creater, he'd be a kittycow
If Kittycat were JWoww from Jersey Shore, he'd be tittycat.
If Kittycat were rather plump, he'd be kittyfat.

[jcrdude]

If Boggart was a dairy product he would be Yoghurt

If Kittycat were a terrible piece of body art, she'd by ShittyTat
If Kittycat were a clever nocturnal flying mammal, she'd be WittyBat

[Jake]

If we were to consider in the different naming of a fellow peer in hilarious jest, then I would like to put in my best terms for jcrboy as if he were a man whore. If insane random events were to ever occur then I believe we could refer to this poor man as boy toy.'

If Boggart was poo in a toilet, he'd be clogged.

If punkrockbigmouth became a porn star, her show bizz name would be bigcocksmallmouth.

[Kat]

If Jake were a dessert, he'd be a cake.
If Jake were a gardening tool, he'd be a rake.
If Jake was a reptile, he'd be a snake.
If Jake were a cow, he'd be a steak.
If Jake were a drink, he'd be a shake.
If Jake was a natural disaster, he'd be a quake.
If Jake were a breakfast cereal, he'd be a corn flake.
If Jake was a shade, he'd be opaque.
If Jake was great, he'd be a tax break


..I stink at this game

[Maloo]

If Kats was a candy, she'd be a Kit Kat
If Kats were a bunch of animals, she'd be Cats

[Blissey]

If I were a junkie, I'd be pillex.
If I were a mess, I'd be spillex.
If I were a building, I'd be millex.
If I were calm, I'd be chillex.
If I were paid, I'd be billex.

Amidoinitrite?

If Hydrogen was a different element, he'd be nitrogen.
If boggart was in the woods, he'd be loggart.
If Chalk were used in building, he'd be cawk.
If Chalk were a julian smith video, he'd be malk.

[Tetiel]

If jcrboy played entertainment he'd be a vcrboy.
If Scot had a runny nose he'd have Snot.
If Maloo lived in an estuary, she'd be a MarshMaloo

btw, I love you Scot for allowing me a place to make horrible puns which make me giggle without being ridiculed for them. I think I'm funny. No one else does

[jcrdude]

If Maloo lived in an estuary, she'd be a MarshMaloo

The only thing I could think about when reading that was "Marshmallow"...

And yay for bad puns!

If Tetiel were a large-breasted Disney fairy, she'd be Tittybell
If Tetiel were a dish fit for a puppy, she'd be PetMeal
If Tetiel were an elongated fish with no pelvic fins that was capable of traveling at the speed of sound, she'd be JetEel

[Tetiel]

The only thing I could think about when reading that was "Marshmallow"...

And yay for bad puns!

If Tetiel were a large-breasted Disney fairy, she'd be Tittybell
If Tetiel were a dish fit for a puppy, she'd be PetMeal
If Tetiel were an elongated fish with no pelvic fins that was capable of traveling at the speed of sound, she'd be JetEel

Exactly the point. She's a Marshmallow! I suppose it's not funny if you need to think about it

I'm actually very fond of Tittybell I imagine it took a bit of effort to actually come up for something with my username. I don't think it's easily parodied.

[jcrdude]

Exactly the point. She's a Marshmallow! I suppose it's not funny if you need to think about it

....herp derp... turns out I did not know what an estuary was. I thought it was an enclosure for birds...?... (clearly, I was confusing this with an aviary)

Glad this was resolved before I wrongly used it in a sentence...

[Maloo]

I'm fluffeh :F
If Jcrboy was an erotic dancer he'd be Go-goboy

[Chalk]

If Chalk were used in building, he'd be cawk.

Lol... cawk... wow, that's awkward.

[Boggart]

If JCRboy were the son of the 32nd US president, he'd be FDRboy

[Maloo]

If Boggart was a scary creature he'd be Boogarman

[Scot]

If JCRboy was in my bedroom he'd be JCRBoyToy
no homo

[Boggart]

no homo

Lies

If Scot were injured, he would've been shot
If Scot were wanted, he woudl be Sought
If Scot were a bed, he'd be a sCott

[onlyme]

i love this so much! too sad i'm too stupid to take part. go on tho guys, i wanna read more!

[Boggart]

If Onlyme liked her cellphone too much, she'd be PhonelyMe
If Onlyme were a hippie, she'd be OnlyTree (<3)
If Onlyme were a nympho, she'd be MoanlyMe