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[Boggart]

Cheap noodles, laundry and railways?

Well this is a penis thread ,so no asians are even mentioned

and Railways? xD Weirdest reason to date someone

[Amagius]

This is the stupidest question/thread I've seen on here, and yes I'm a guy. A basic sexual education would make an honest answer completely unnecessary.

Women aren't known for honest answers anyway. We were doomed from the start. Still, I feel like I have a pretty basic sexual education (if you count the dogs) and I'm lost as to whether I should work on growing my length or my girth.

[Nymh]

For the record, I haven't responded yet because I have been ousted from my computer for the weekend, and I hate quoting shit on my phone.

So, without proper quotation:

Abradix is right, men should be uncut. I honestly care more about this than size, but in America it is increasingly more difficult to find men who are "whole."

Though I do care about size, I care more about fucking the man behind the penis.

If I had to pick just one, it would be girth. My cervix doesn't need to be thrashed. But I don't want pancake penis either.

On a side note, I possess a huge amount of penis envy.

[Boggart]

Though I do care about size, I care more about fucking the man behind the penis.

That makes it sound like you want to put on a strap-on and give it to him... xD

[Goose]

Cheap noodles, laundry and railways?

Is it true they have straight pubic hair? I've always been curious.

As for the actual topic....what a lame question. >.>

On a side note, I possess a huge amount of penis envy.

This.

Also everything else was spot on too.

[Waser Lave]

Is it true they have straight pubic hair? I've always been curious.

Are you asking me? If so, I have no idea, lol. If not, Boggart would be one to answer that.

[Kat]

I already replied to this thread, and didn't give my own answer because a couple men already did that for me.. weird dudes.

Anyway, there's no definitive answer for every girl..

Personally, 6 inches is a-okay with me, and I do like it a bit thicker too. It seems like average sized guys are way better at sex than anyone else.
I would say smaller guys are too 'cause they try really hard, but I just can't tell. LOL.
And a nice set of shaved balls. Yes. But don't shave anything else for god's sake.. just keep it trimmed down there.

[Nymh]

That makes it sound like you want to put on a strap-on and give it to him... xD

Nah, I'd rather stick it in a woman if I had one.

[Volition]

Is it true they have straight pubic hair? I've always been curious.

-checks crotch-
nope

Edited by Volition, 06 November 2011 - 10:17 AM.

[Sida]

Nah, I'd rather stick it in a woman if I had one.

I think bog was just getting excited xD

[Boggart]

Is it true they have straight pubic hair? I've always been curious.

Well... it's not so much straight like the hair on our head It's more so... frayed? for a lack of better word? It's not curly like a gingers' pubes but it's not straight like the hair on our head. But probably straighter than a white person's. I'm honestly not sure, I haven't exactly seem many men's pubes to compare...

[luvsmyncis]

Girls are too shy to admit they all want to date a black guy

Only if that black dude has an average penis. Otherwise, I'd run away screaming. Imagine that thing Chris Brown has all up inside you, pounding on sensitive and unknown areas. I'd probably shit all over myself, and not on purpose either. Queefing the whole night through and walking like an ol' timey cowboy cartoon. No thank you.

I've seen enough pubes to compare. Let me see. I am a fair and impartial judge.