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#151 SilverFox

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 03:45 PM

Faerie Krawk Touch-N-Feel Book:
Stimulate your senses with a multitude of textures!

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Oh.

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#152 TamerVirus

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 04:20 PM

Most onions I cook with are the size of a baseball, and I wouldn't want to stick a baseball up my backdoor.


I would reference a certain infamous internet image that suggests that people do otherwise.... okay maybe just that guy then

#153 Shane

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 05:14 PM

Posted Image"Uh oh, Jhudora doesn't bob her head like that very often..."

#154 Bone

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 06:10 PM

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Quiggle Tongue Whip:
Gross out all of those girl pets and some of the boys with this ingenious weapon the Tongue Whip!

#155 ConnorJames

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 01:09 AM

You guys are all sick :p

#156 lowjunho

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 09:41 AM

oh dear that made me laugh really hard.
do you guys think that if i made a gallery on this TNT will delete it/ ban me? i'm really tempted :lol2:

#157 uchihadragon

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 09:56 AM

lol this is so funny xD

#158 Singer

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 10:31 AM

LOL (it's very strange): Posted Image

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#159 Honey

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 12:28 PM

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Looks like a strawberry, tastes like a strawberry, but its not... So there.

#160 kitiara

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 07:42 AM

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Heh heh hehhhh


I was thinking of this one! I couldn't believe it when I first saw it!

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#161 Malithion

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 08:13 AM

Crusty Clam Surprise?

#162 trizzle

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 05:12 AM

Crusty Clam Surprise?


Ewww lol :p

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Mmmm mmm mmm, two for the price of one (but seriously look at the back one xD )

#163 arsura

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 10:31 AM

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Starry Flotsam Lipstick

Saw this one today on a users wishlist. Couldnt believe my eyes!

#164 Yung

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 11:13 AM

Ewww lol :p

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Mmmm mmm mmm, two for the price of one (but seriously look at the back one xD )


Are those the 'pocket' versions? LMAO.

#165 trizzle

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 11:20 AM

Are those the 'pocket' versions? LMAO.


Hahaha yep for when you need something 'on the go'

TNT you filthy perverts.

#166 Yung

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 11:52 AM

Hahaha yep for when you need something 'on the go'

TNT you filthy perverts.


This is probably why they are too busy to pay attention to detail. I mean there are a ton of items that are categorized improperly; plushies as petpets, rarities incorrect, and missing jaws seem to be happening more and more.

#167 cornymikey

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 12:47 PM

If you're having an argument with someone who is probably over 13 years old, send him a Creamy hot dog. He'll get the meaning.

#168 cowgoesmoo

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 11:46 PM

Best. Thread. Ever.

#169 Nymh

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 06:01 AM

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Skeith Tail Mace

#170 Henrymon

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 10:18 AM

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Skeith Tail Mace


Ouch...

#171 MrSharingan

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 02:57 AM

Rule 34, you cease to amaze me!
Keep the thread going! Good stuff!

#172 wikkles

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 10:16 PM

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#173 St3althy

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 10:48 PM

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Acaras Waterproof Lotion
Not sure why you would need to stay moisturized when wet, but this lotion does just that!
That settles it, there are gay Neopets.


That may actually have been the very best thing I've ever read.

Also, on the Neotag on Tumblr, everyone constantly talks about the most sexual items...I think I have a few more things to show them now.

#174 LeiLani

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 03:01 AM

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Honey Blossom
Despite its ugly appearance, the outer petals of the Honey Blossom are the sweetest things you will ever taste.



After reading this thread, I was looking through my SDB and I had to do a double take at the name -_________-


& I know someone said it, but here's a picture:
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Who knew Negg Goo could be so fun to play with?

#175 Hydrange

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 05:25 AM

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Who knew Negg Goo could be so fun to play with?





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