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[Waser Lave]

http://christwire.or...-sex-maneuvers/

The statistics prove conclusively that Skyrim turns players gay:







So have you been playing Skyrim and also feeling the urge to engage in a bit of Dragon Fisting or doing some Skyrim Jobs?

[Faisal]

LOL nice statistics...

And no, I haven't...I hear about it all the time. I don't get what's so special about it?

[MsRose]

"Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal."
" When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations."

LMAO

It's too bad I think this is a troll site, would be much more epic if it wasn't ;-;

Edited by MsRose, 25 November 2011 - 06:34 AM.

[Bone]

I died a little when I started reading the comments on that article.

[Therion]

I was a god fearing, abortion hating, jesus loving red blooded American when I started playing Skyrim. Then I came across an extremely well dressed nord man whilst wearing my amulet of mara. Now I'm a gay, pro-choice, anti-war, satan worshipping vegan from Canada.

Powerful stuff.

[Pilot]

OCCUPY SKYRIM. I am the 1%

Wood elf all day everyday.

[Boggart]

Nord, Dual-wield, bow and arrow, sneak, pick-pocket mwahaha

[iargue]

Honestly, I think its great.

I've always been very curious about doing those kinds of things, but always had trouble finding people to do it with. Now I just call up a friend, he comes over, we play a bit of skyrim, and then after that its a sure thing.

Nord, Dual-wield, bow and arrow, sneak, pick-pocket mwahaha

You can't dual wield bow and arrow...

[Boggart]

You can't dual wield bow and arrow...

i just don't use commas.

I'm a Nord, specializing in dual-wielding one-handed weapons, bow & arrow, sneaking, and pick-pocketing.

[Nubge]

I haven't, luckily xD

[MiladyM]

As long as I can play some more, I dont mind going gay

[Justin]

Skyrim is awesome. Been playing this a lot. Orc dual-wield warrior with full Daedric. I love it.

[Jake]

I love when dragons die when you first see them and transform into invincible bone dragons. They reak havoc upon all of Skyrim and it's people.


WHAT IS IT? DRAGONS?

[Kaitan]

Orc female, dual weilding axes, hack-n-slash

[WharfRat]

I've been seriously considering buying it if I wasn't so broke.... (or afraid to say goodbye to the remnants of a social life that remains...)

[Scot]

[Crunch]

LOL>.<

Edited by Crunch, 27 November 2011 - 08:49 PM.

[California]

Are you surprised that my house is filled with cheese?

[iargue]

To be fair. He tried to eat me when he "saved me" and all of the ones since then keep trying to eat me.

Its not like I'm heading out on a mission to find its home and smash its eggs, me and my horse are just trying to run to the next set of ruins to kill dead things. And he just has to show up and try and eat me (And sometimes it eats my horse )

[Inver]

+50 hours invested in it already. I have a problem.

[iargue]

+50 hours invested in it already. I have a problem.

Yeah. Not enough hours in a day

[fallendevilz]

Grrr I hate you all!!!!...... Gotta wait till Crimbo to get my new Xbox360.. I haven't even played it yet, and you all keep talking about it..
So bloody insensitive!!!!

[Inver]

Yeah. Not enough hours in a day

Haha. Indeed! D:

Grrr I hate you all!!!!...... Gotta wait till Crimbo to get my new Xbox360.. I haven't even played it yet, and you all keep talking about it..
So bloody insensitive!!!!

You're on a hacker site and you haven't downloaded it illegally yet? I'm shocked.

Edited by Inver, 29 November 2011 - 08:52 AM.

[JPhillips]

Cool statistics bro.

Anyways Skyrim is fantastic. I love it lol, but the main story left me feeling unsatisfied.

[Waser Lave]

Cool statistics bro.

Anyways Skyrim is fantastic. I love it lol, but the main story left me feeling unsatisfied.

Apparently that feeling of being unsatisfied could be solved by indulging in gay activities.