I took some pics with a better camera so you can actually read it. I figured I wouldn't be able to find these in a store, but it turned out the local radioshack had some, the employee didn't even seem surprised when I asked for some.
Cool~

We are down to the final 2 undefeated contestants. As per the conditions I mentioned earlier, if one of them manages to score a point while the other does not, the game will end.
The (Hopefully) Final Challenge:
A Spork
A (Political) Campaign Ad/Sign/Poster/Billboard (no mail,pamphlets, flyers,anything that looks homemade,bumper sticker). (Imaginary) Bonus points if you find one of those LaRouche PAC Obama signs with Joker makeup AND a Hitler 'stache!
An(d my) Axe!