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[Noitidart]

Red or dead

[redlion]

Red or dead

I keep thinking people are talking about me. I honestly forgot your frames have names.

I haven't bought a pair in years. The last name brand I remember buying was flexon (flexible frames, not so flexible lenses) when I was, like, 12. I have a more current pair, but they are extremely tight (to the point that they give me pressure headaches after 2-3 hours of wear) and have strange stress fractures on both lenses. I've been a contact lens man for so long I can't really imagine myself any other way.

[luvsmyncis]

Some women take particular offense to the word. As though dick, cock, wanker, and variations thereof aren't equally sexist terms in equally common usage.

Well, I dunno. You can call someone a 'dick' on tv, but 'cunt' would be bleeped out. Maybe the British use the term more often, but I feel like in America, the shock factor of that word is still there.

This reminds me of this lady who came to the counter the other day and said, "I'm looking for a douche bag, and I don't mean another husband. I mean the feminine hygiene type of douche." I couldn't stop laughing.

[onlyme]

This reminds me of this lady who came to the counter the other day and said, "I'm looking for a douche bag, and I don't mean another husband. I mean the feminine hygiene type of douche." I couldn't stop laughing.

LMFAO