Top 10 Ways to Know You are Addicted to Neopets: (hydro seems to fit most of these, lol)
10. You went on a road trip last week and when you were checking the map, you got concerned because Michigan is now where Tyrannia was!
9. Your cat is named Scorchio and your Parakeet is named Lenny.
8. Your figure your monthly budget out calculating in neopoints and when the news does the stock market report, you can’t seem to find the info for Balthazar’s Faerie Bottling Inc.
7. You included your neopets on your income tax return this year as dependents.
6. Yesterday when your boss asked you for an I'mportant report, you said you’d Neomail it right away!
5. You keep trying to haggle with the cashier at Barnes and Nobles for your books and coffee.
4. The SPCA caught you in the garage with a ten gallon bucket of paint, a HUGE paint brush and one unhappy looking dog!
3. You had an allergic sneezing fit at the mall with friends and asked if anyone had any Neopkins.
2. You keep wandering around that big Maple tree in the backyard wondering when the Ghosts are going to drop off something for you to grab.
And the number one way to know you are addicted to Neopets is….
1. You move to California to be on Neopian Standard Ti'me.
