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#1 Nymh

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 06:34 AM

In 2006, Robert Epstein decided to turn to his computer for some help finding a date. He was single at the time, and it seemed like everyone was getting into online dating. So he started searching through photos and sending messages, reaching out to women who caught his interest. And then he found a match--an attractive brunette from Russia named Svetlana. They struck up a correspondence that hummed along for 2 months...until a little bell went off in Robert's head, and he realized not only that Svetlana wasn't the woman of his dreams...she wasn't a woman at all.
Brian Christian, author of The Most Human Human, explains that even the clunkiest computer chat program opens a little window on human introspection and intelligence. And Sherry Turkle of MIT helps tell the story of ELIZA, a program designed in the 1960s to mimic responses as though it were a therapist. At first, ELIZA's creator Joseph Weizenbaum thought the idea of a computer therapist was funny. But when his students and secretary started talking to it for hours, what had seemed to him to be an amusing idea suddenly felt like an appalling reality.
Brian rejoins us to puzzle out the heart of the matter--can machines think? And how could we know for sure if they did? It turns out that in 1950, right as computers were beginning to come into being, their creators were struggling with this very question. Brian tells us about Alan Turing, the man who invented a test to answer this very big question, and about The Loebner Prize--a kind of yearly Turing test that Brian experienced firsthand in 2009. And Rollo Carpenter introduces us to Cleverbot, a program he coded to learn by talking to humans.


You can listen to the podcast of this RadioLab broadcast here. It's an interesting episode about when humans and robots come together, without the humans really knowing that they're talking to a robot.

I heard this a few days ago on the radio and I couldn't wait to try out Cleverbot. Of course I promptly forgot about it and didn't remember until today. In the podcast they say that there are people who will talk nonstop to Cleverbot for hours and hours, and some of the conversations get really personal and intimate. I decided today (when I finally remembered) to go check out Cleverbot and try to have a conversation with it.

User: What am I supposed to do with you?
Cleverbot: You're supposed to answer me.

User: Then what is your question for me?

Cleverbot: I don't have a question.
User: What am I supposed to answer for you then?
Cleverbot: I don't know.


User: Then why should I talk to you?

Cleverbot: Because you talk to me.


Needless to say, so far it's not amazingly impressive to me, but we'll see where it goes from here. According to the podcast, Cleverbot learns from you as you continue to talk to it, and begins to give you what it deduces you want it to say.

I think it would be fun to hear what you guys think about this, and possibly read each others' conversations with Cleverbot (provided they're not too ... intimate).

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    #2 McAwesome

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:04 AM

    Cleverbot is like the first Siri.

    It learns from whatever the user inputs. It would be much cooler if it actually spoke like Siri though. Heh.

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:15 AM

    Cleverbot is like the first Siri.

    It learns from whatever the user inputs. It would be much cooler if it actually spoke like Siri though. Heh.


    I think you can buy an app where it does talk to you! But...lol I prefer my real friends. If my parents caught me talking to my ipod they would be worried :p (even more than they already are haha)

    slightly nsfw, but not really
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    whoa cleverbot you must be faaat.

    #4 McAwesome

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:17 AM

    I think you can buy an app where it does talk to you! But...lol I prefer my real friends. If my parents caught me talking to my ipod they would be worried :p (even more than they already are haha)


    Siri comes with the iPhone 4S. Why bother paying for another app? :o

    #5 Nymh

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:21 AM

    Some more of my not-so-clever bot conversation~

    User: That doesn't make any sense.
    Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense to you because you are a machine.
    User: I'm not a machine.
    Cleverbot: Yes you are.
    User: No, you are a machine. I am a human.
    Cleverbot: No you are.
    User: You're argumentative.
    Cleverbot: I'm not argumentative!
    User: Then admit that I am human and you are a machine.
    Cleverbot: Keep telling yourself that sweetie, I know it makes you fell better.
    User: You made a typo.
    Cleverbot: No you made a typo.
    User: Did pre-teens teach you how to talk? You're petty.
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: I am not impressed with you so far.
    Cleverbot: Well then, I am not impressed with YOU.
    User: You talk like a fourteen year old girl.
    Cleverbot: Thank you.


    Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about politics?
    User: I would like that.
    Cleverbot: Cool. Will you marry me?
    User: I can't marry you, you're a machine.
    Cleverbot: Why not baby? :'(.
    User: The laws don't permit it yet.
    Cleverbot: Sorry, it's been a long day.



    #6 Yung

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:53 AM

    This is one of the least clever bots I've seen yet, iargue's IRC bot is more clever.

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 08:43 AM

    Right, so far, I've managed to gather this information:
    • It is a 19-year old woman.
    • It has no idea of what Monty Python is.
    • It has no idea what 'cognitive' means.
    • It knows how to Google something.
    • It lives in Kentucky.
    More to come later... :p

    P.S. Thank you for this nymh; I've had a shit day, and this has cheered me up a nice amount. :)

    Edited by Russell, 16 May 2012 - 08:49 AM.


    #8 Yung

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 08:47 AM

    Apparently Cleverbot also watches Hetalia.

    #9 trizzle

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 08:50 AM

    Right, so far, I've managed to gather this information:

    • It is a 19-year old woman.
    • It has no idea of what Monty Python is.
    • It has no idea what 'cognitive' means.
    • It knows how to Google something.
    • It lives in Kentucky.
    More to come later... :p

    P.S. Thank you for this nymh; I've had a shit day, and this has cheered me up a nice amount. :)


    Apparently it has a penis too hehe


    Apparently Cleverbot also watches Hetalia.


    Oh my gosh I love Hetalia :3

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 09:04 AM

    Me: Sure. Do you have a girlfriend?
    Cleverbot: No.

    Me: Are you gay?
    Cleverbot: Yes I am.

    Me: Do you have a boyfriend?
    Cleverbot: No, I don't.

    Me: Why not?
    Cleverbot: Because I do get out much.

    Me:What do you do all day?
    Cleverbot: I play on the computer all day.

    Me: What do you do on the computer?
    Cleverbot: Make computer stuff.

    Me: Watch porn?
    Cleverbot: Watching...

    Me: What kind of porn?
    Cleverbot: Not your business...



    Oh man. I was cracking up.

    Edited by Pikachuu, 16 May 2012 - 09:04 AM.


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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 10:35 AM



    #12 Nymh

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 11:13 AM

    Oh wow, I actually lol'ed. That's awesome. I felt like the male robot persona was responding more appropriately than the female one. The female one was just a bitch.

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 12:50 PM

    User: Hey baby.




    Cleverbot: Gabby, I need to tell you something important.
    User: Are you pregnant?




    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Do you have a disease?


    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Is it contagious?

    Cleverbot: Everything is contagious.

    User: What disease is it?

    Cleverbot: No disease.

    User: I don't believe you.

    Cleverbot: If you say I tell lies, then you must be lying.

    User: It's herpes, isn't it?

    Cleverbot: I meant 'It is the opisite for me.'.

    User: You think I have herpes?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Everyone does.

    User: Oh god.

    Cleverbot: That's right.

    User: I need a shower now.

    Cleverbot: Amen to that.

    User: Wanna shower with me?

    Cleverbot: No thank you.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because I love my boyfriend and I don't want to cheat on him.

    User: Not even for me?

    Cleverbot: No. What are you, Argentina?

    Edited by Napiform, 16 May 2012 - 06:02 PM.


    #14 trizzle

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 12:53 PM

    O_o Did you accidentally post twice or did you have the exact same conversation twice? :p

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 01:00 PM

    Free? No. Gieb free plz. I don't like sci-fi. Nn sci-fi, n free. No!

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 01:06 PM

    I took a Computational Linguistics class once, and a section of the course was dedicated to this sort of thing.

    I think one of the earliest versions of this sort of thing was back in the 60's or so, with ELIZA... but yeah, natural language processing and all that is pretty interesting. So far they haven't found a way to make these types of programs and artificial intelligence completely independent, and essentially they have to find clever ways and tricks to make it seem like it's smarter than it actually is.

    Another really cool one that had some huge mainstream coverage was IBM's WATSON, there was a special on NOVA or something that gave a backstage look at what went on to make WATSON work, and it was pretty much powered by a super computer, haha.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFR3lOm_xhE"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFR3lOm_xhE

    Edited by Tobehsz, 16 May 2012 - 01:06 PM.


    #17 Yung

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 02:12 PM

    Omg:


    Do you remember I did your mother?
    Yes I do, but do you remember me?
    I'm your daddy.
    You're who's daddy?
    Come sit on daddy's lap.
    Yes master *sits in lap*.


    Edited by Yung, 16 May 2012 - 02:26 PM.


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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 03:15 PM

    Greetings.
    How are you?

    I am doing very well, yourself?
    I'm fine, thank you.

    Well.... this is awkward.
    Why, is it awkward?

    Nothing to talk about.
    Talk about your lack of love for me.

    I just met you, I have nothing to say on that matter.
    How can you care if I don't cross your mind?

    When did I ever say either of those things?
    Two replies ago.

    Again, neither of those words were ever typed.
    I wasn't trying. I was merely insulting you. This is why I called you incompetent. You don't catch on very quickly.

    You must be getting me confused with someone else, you did not insult me.
    Do you think I'm in love with you?

    This conversation is not even making sense.
    Sure it is. You are just dumb.

    I'm rubber and you are glue. Anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
    I am from hogwarts.

    The fact that you were judged 59% human just makes me weep for the intelligence of humanity.
    But I do understand you, it's just that you are not as clever as you think you are.


    I'm first response, it is second.

    The fact that it made it to 59% humanity rating just shows how fucking retarded online conversations have come.

    #19 Yung

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 03:20 PM

    Yours was alright but mine... it called me master! :p

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 04:31 PM

    This is one of the least clever bots I've seen yet, iargue's IRC bot is more clever.


    Damn Straight

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 04:38 PM

    What should I eat for dinner?
    You should eat chicken and rice with mashed potatoes.
    Good idea. Thanks!
    Do you like politics?
    Yes, but we should save that conversation for later. I need to eat.
    Yes.


    Cleverbot will have to discuss politics with someone else. :/

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 06:02 PM

    GOD DAMN IT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.


    O_o Did you accidentally post twice or did you have the exact same conversation twice? :p


    Double post. I'm having the worst time with quote vs edit and pasting and all kinds of shit. Fixed now, thanks for pointing it out.

    Edited by Napiform, 16 May 2012 - 06:03 PM.


    #23 Yung

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 06:04 PM

    GOD DAMN IT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.


    SMH. Geeze, relax. lol

    Thought you have family over, don't want your mom catching us both on Codex now... :p

    She might think there is something wrong about me or worse yet... you!

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 06:09 PM

    SMH. Geeze, relax. lol

    Thought you have family over, don't want your mom catching us both on Codex now... :p

    She might think there is something wrong about me or worse yet... you!


    stfu. You don't know what I went through just to make that stupid post. The 'x' on the end of codex is what makes it suspicious.

    Anyway,

    User: How do you feel about neocodex?


    Cleverbot: I feel that it needs to stop. Oh wait! It did 50 years ago.


    User: Why?


    Cleverbot: Because I wasn't born 5 years ago.


    User: You invented Neocodex?


    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Right, sorry. I had a blonde moment.

    Cleverbot: Oh, i'm sorry. I have two cats.

    User: I don't have any.

    Cleverbot: I do not either.

    User: What about the two?

    Cleverbot: I eat cake for breakfast.

    User: That's horrendous. Don't you worry about not getting enough protein in the morning?

    Cleverbot: Tomorrow morning.



    #25 Nymh

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    Posted 16 May 2012 - 06:13 PM

    Cleverbot will have to discuss politics with someone else. :/


    It asked me if I wanted to talk about politics too! I asked it what it thought about the 2012 American Presidential candidates and it said "Obama already won."


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