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[Yung]

I pee off my porch all the time, that's a little different than peeing in the sink or shitting in the shower though

[NapisaurusRex]

Also, cooter is officially my new fave word! Was cunt, but cooter is fucking win!

Coincidentally, it's also a type of turtle.

[Jewbert]

Oh god lol, you reminded me if the time I was so drunk I managed to overcome my fear of heights and piss off the top of a multistory parking deck ._.

Also, cooter is officially my new fave word! Was cunt, but cooter is fucking win!

You will do some crazy shit if you have to pee whilst drunk. && I did it multiple times. I'm just glad there was no one on the ground when I did it. I checked. I think. O.o

[McAwesome]

Have you ever shat while taking a shower?

[Jewbert]

Have you ever shat while taking a shower?

That's just disgusting.

[McAwesome]

That's just disgusting.

Some people I know beg to differ.

Yeah, I have some whacked up friends.

[Jewbert]

Lol! I was known thereafter that incident as "oh shit, you're the chick that peed on me!" so you can imagine what happened..

Oh no! That sucks! I've gotten a few injuries from being drunk, the worst being burning my leg on the thing our fire was contained in. It was metal.
Anyway, off topic! Oops!

Some people I know beg to differ.

Yeah, I have some whacked up friends.

So they don't think mashing poop down the shower drain with their fingers is disgusting? -gag-

[Stebo]

Yes, nearly every morning. It's the environmentally right thing to do.

[Irradium]

tl;dr

Nope. However, I did once piss in/on a plant pot filled up with fag butts, if you want to count that?

[McAwesome]

So they don't think mashing poop down the shower drain with their fingers is disgusting? -gag-

Nope. Not that I recall anyways.

[Waser Lave]

Nope. Not that I recall anyways.

You probably shouldn't be friends with those kinds of people.

[grapes]

tl;dr

Nope. However, I did once piss in/on a plant pot filled up with fag butts, if you want to count that?

pissing in the backyard is good, for the plants.

[Waser Lave]

pissing in the backyard is good, for the plants.

True story.

[Honey]

If you're too strong the plants will die.

[luvsmyncis]

Soooo, you didn't want to read anyone else's answers, yet you made us all read yours

I piss on his answer!

[grapes]

If you're too strong the plants will die.

They won't. Urine contains urea, which breaks down to ammonia/ammonium (nitrogen containing compounds, which are also used in fertilizers.) Plants absorb nitrogen from them. So the stronger you are the better. (but it will stink more. )

[Waser Lave]

They won't. Urine contains urea, which breaks down to ammonia/ammonium (nitrogen containing compounds, which are also used in fertilizers.) Plants absorb nitrogen from them. So the stronger you are the better. (but it will stink more. )

You'd probably be better off pissing on a compost heap than directly onto your plants.

[Jun]

No, I haven't but I can try soon.

[grapes]

You'd probably be better off pissing on a compost heap than directly onto your plants.

I do that everyday in the morning. xD (in a compost pit) and add vegetable peels on top.

[Yosh]

Did it

Edited by Yosh, 24 May 2012 - 11:39 AM.

[Narsil]

Lol.. Did it alot of times

[Ladida]

Soooo, you didn't want to read anyone else's answers, yet you made us all read yours

I've been seeing his tl;dr stuff popping up all over the place.

My grandfather used to pee on plants in the garden, because he'd sleep out there at night. Those plants died

[Jewbert]

tl;dr

Nope. However, I did once piss in/on a plant pot filled up with fag butts, if you want to count that?

o.O
I actually have enjoyed reading this thread. It has been very entertaining to read everyone's responses. You're missing out!

[Ladida]

Also, why would your grandfather sleep outside {•̃̾_•̃̾} It's cool, but I'm sure I'd prefer a comfy bed more for my sleepy time~

He used to drag a wooden cot outside and sleep, and it was way cooler outside at night. You didn't have to worry about bad things happening in those times He had to stop though, because coconut tree branches and coconuts would fall and narrowly miss him

[grapes]

I've been seeing his tl;dr stuff popping up all over the place.

My grandfather used to pee on plants in the garden, because he'd sleep out there at night. Those plants died

O___o Did he water them too? peeing doesn't provide much water, you know.