I want to hear more about the goats and less about the old scumbag contents. (Did you know that scumbag is an old expression for used condom?)
Yeah Cyo bring back the goat-talk or were you KIDding (hehhe geddit) ??
Really? Scumbag is such a common word over here but I never knew that's where it came from (THANK THE LORD FOR MITIDSHT AND ITS WONDERFUL CONTENT
)I can't stop reading that reddit subforum now! So much messed up shit
But I like this one
[–]iGotYouThisCake4225 points 5 months
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I run a cake business. I charge people hundreds for wedding cakes... Every last one is made using Pilsbury cake mix I buy for $1 a box at Walmart. I suck at baking. Every time I've ever tried to make a cake from scratch it sucked. But baking is like.. My whole deal. My friends all call me the cake girl. It's like my whole life is a lie. People compliment my cakes all the time. Telling me how delicious they are. Telling me it's so much better than box mix cake. Telling me they could never bake a cake so delicious. Well guess what? For $1, they too can make a cake just as delicious. Just add oil, eggs and water. In my defense, I love cake decorating. I make all of the frostings and fondant from scratch. I just hate baking fucking cakes!! I base my prices mostly on the decoration of the cakes and not of the cake itself of that makes sense. Still... No one knows about this except my husband. Even my best friends think I fucking slave over the oven mixing and baking these damn cakes. I have been doing this for YEARS. If anyone knew my business and reputation would be in the toilet for sure.
Edit-holy shit I didn't expect such a response to this! I feel better about it thanks to a lot of these comments!
Funny, I started this account as a novelty account and got bored of googling random cakes to post as comments lol Seemed perfect for this confession!!!
