41 replies to this topic

[willy101]

What are little things you to do either save money for a beer or raise money for one?

 

I use NP to fund some of my bar outings. Also I'm thinking of donating blood. I have a massive credit card bill.

[Sweeney]

...work?

[Harlow]

I'd pay your credit before thinking about that beer. 

 

I pay bills, then put aside a majority into my savings. I leave a small portion for going out/extra activities. At the end of the month, what I don't use for my fun money, I put into savings. And if I have a project like I want to tint my windows or something, that's apart of the fun money. 

[Nonexistent]

Prostitu.....

Spoiler

Jk I don't drink beer

Edited by Nonexistent, 09 April 2013 - 03:30 PM.

[Elindoril]

Wait, you get paid to donate blood? I just do it for the free soup and cookies.

Also, y'know, to save lives.

[Strategist]

Wait, you get paid to donate blood? I just do it for the free soup and cookies.

Also, y'know, to save lives.

I think you can get paid to donate the plasma/platelets.

[Nonexistent]

I think you can get paid to donate the plasma/platelets.

And sperm

[Elindoril]

And sperm

As tempting as that sounds, the last thing the world needs is more of my DNA.

[Nonexistent]

As tempting as that sounds, the last thing the world needs is more of my DNA.

 

If I'm not mistaken, I'm sure somebody would

 

Edited by Nonexistent, 09 April 2013 - 04:04 PM.

[Elindoril]

If I'm not mistaken, I'm sure somebody would

That somebody must be insane to think they do.

[MasterJunpei]

Pretty simple really, at least it is in Houston.

 

Follow along, it gets pretty complicated.

1. Put on your oldest most beat up clothes.

2. Go roll around in the dirt. If there's something dead there even better.

3. Get a sharpie and scribble something on an old piece of cardboard. (It being legible is optional.) 

4.Find a busy intersection.

5. Profit.

 

^ Works every time.

[willy101]

As tempting as that sounds, the last thing the world needs is more of my DNA.

If you were to meet your child 18 years down the line and engage with him/her would that legally be incest?

[Elindoril]

If you were to meet your child 18 years down the line and engage with him/her would that legally be incest?

Well, for one thing incest isn't legal at all in many countries.

And second, why would I do that?

[Nonexistent]

If you were to meet your child 18 years down the line and engage with him/her would that legally be incest?

Thas gross

[Random]

Take it out of my checking account. 

[NapisaurusRex]

Dress up and let other people buy it. And work. I earn giftcards online and pay for some important stuff so I can get fun stuff

[Pilot]

Leech off other people who think I'm going to pay them back

[Doomsday]

I thought you had some good job in banking or some shit or is my mind playing tricks on me?

[luvsmyncis]

Pretty simple really, at least it is in Houston.

 

Follow along, it gets pretty complicated.

1. Put on your oldest most beat up clothes.

2. Go roll around in the dirt. If there's something dead there even better.

3. Get a sharpie and scribble something on an old piece of cardboard. (It being legible is optional.) 

4.Find a busy intersection.

5. Profit.

 

^ Works every time.

 

Has anyone actually done this? I've been curious how much I could make in an hour being a hobo, but I just KNOW people will ask me for blowjobs (it's the lips) and I hate the taste of a stranger's penis!

[Mikali]

And sperm

In Hong Kong, they pay A LOT for girls to donate their eggs

[luvsmyncis]

In Hong Kong, they pay A LOT for girls to donate their eggs

Yeah, but that's harder than donating sperm. It's like months of preparation and involves invasive procedures.
Can't just lay them eggs like a chicken and hand them to someone who wants them.

[Kauvara]

Maybe you should just pretend to be a sexy girl.

I guess you could also try out a gay bar, lmfao.

[Mikali]

Yeah, but that's harder than donating sperm. It's like months of preparation and involves invasive procedures.
Can't just lay them eggs like a chicken and hand them to someone who wants them.

I know, I just mentioned it since I saw the ad last year.  

Apparently, Asian women can get up to $20,000 for their eggs in the US   

 

[Jigglypuff]

try to dress really nicely, and try a gay bar? it might sound stupid but some of my male friends do this, and theyll get free drinks pretty easily =P

 

when i go clubbing, i spend virtually nothing cos club entry is usually free, and people buy me drinks LOL