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[James]

Apparently, Arnold Schwarzenegger's friend, Tom Arnold, let it known that good ole' Governor Arnie has sex five times a day. In short, Schwarzenegger says he does it to "keep fit."

 

The article can be found here if you want to read more: http://www.mirror.co...e-times-2459376

 

How will this impact Schwarzenegger's life? Will he get more bitches wanting some Arnie sex goodness or will he get less because it is now known he is a BIG womanizer (emphasis on the BIG  jkitswhatever)? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

 

In my opinion, Schwarzenegger deserves a giant high five for all the sex he gets. Whether or not he would actually be able to high five afterwards is the real problem at hand here.

[NapisaurusRex]

I wish I could have sex 5 times a day.

[Elindoril]

I wish I could have sex 5 times a day.

I wish I could have sex 1 time a day.

[Keil]

The only thing I can think of: Where does he find time for sex? 

 

I can't see myself having sex five times a day even if I wanted to just because of the time restraint. I have stuff to do like complaining about the government or using student research money to buy pizza.

[James]

The only thing I can think of: Where does he find time for sex? 

 

I can't see myself having sex five times a day even if I wanted to just because of the time restraint. I have stuff to do like complaining about the government or using student research money to buy pizza.

Maybe he has women set up appointments. Or he has them all lined up so he has five straight sessions for a killer cardio workout!

[blue]

I wonder what quality of women he's having all this sex with?

 

Considering the massive downgrade from Maria Shriver to his maid.

[James]

I wonder what quality of women he's having all this sex with?

 

Considering the massive downgrade from Maria Shriver to his maid.

[Fikri]

well, sex IS good for your health since it increases your heart rate, yada yada... i'm surprised he doesn't do sex 10 times a day though.

[Turnip]

dang isn't he worried about getting a UTI or his partner getting one lmao

[Pyro699]

I wish I could have sex 5 times a day.

Just 5 ?

[NapisaurusRex]

Just 5 ?

Gotta start small and work up.

[Pyro699]

Gotta start small and work up.

I would be inclined to argue on that one; but i guess your just use to dealing with small things arnt you.

[NapisaurusRex]

I would be inclined to argue on that one; but i guess your just use to dealing with small things arnt you.

I shouldn't have to say this more than once a week, but yung has a massive cock.

[Elindoril]

I shouldn't have to say this more than once a week, but yung has a massive cock.

I hope the other roosters don't get jealous.

[NapisaurusRex]

I hope the other roosters don't get jealous.

More worried about the chickens getting in on the action.

[Elindoril]

More worried about the chickens getting in on the action.

Lock it up. They make good belts pens nowadays.

[NapisaurusRex]

Lock it up. They make good belts pens nowadays.

lock what up?

 

cocks? chickens? roosters? yung?

[Elindoril]

lock what up?
 
cocks? chickens? roosters? yung?

The cock. Although you could just put Yung in a cage or something too.

[jinq]

another anthony weiner lol, I wonder how he got elected to be governer though

[James]

another anthony weiner lol, I wonder how he got elected to be governer though

Weiner tweeted a picture of his penis.

 

Schwarzenegger just has sex a lot more than normal people.

 

He isn't really following Weiner's lead, but I think we both have a good idea of how he got elected.