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[Turnip]

WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE WHAT'S UP AND THEY RESPOND WITH "THE SKY"

THIS ONE GUY I HAD ADDED ON WLM DID IT Every Freaking Time I FORGOT THAT STUPID RESPONSE AND ASKED HIM AND IT WAS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS SHIT EVER

 

Also I really don't like songs sung in English?? It's not even because I'm a ``weeaboo" shitbaby I just... don't really like 'em and never really have hahaha. I'm just really picky when it comes to male vocals and vocals in songs in general anyways >w<

 

ALSO WHEN PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP WITH MEMES AND JUST CONSTANTLY OVERUSE THEM like ok its great that you enjoy them??? But doing things in moderation is the best thing to do ;_; It makes me cringe when image macros get called memes too hahah

[Elindoril]

WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE WHAT'S UP AND THEY RESPOND WITH "THE SKY"
THIS ONE GUY I HAD ADDED ON WLM DID IT Every Freaking Time I FORGOT THAT STUPID RESPONSE AND ASKED HIM AND IT WAS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS SHIT EVER

I'm doing this now.

Also after being on a bus full of them again I'm reminded that I hate high school kids. They're so obnoxious and annoying. I hope they enjoy listening to Momoiro Clover Z.

[Sweeney]

I hate people who suddenly dislike something as soon as they hear another person likes it.
 
For example-
Me "I like this new song by bandasshole."
Them "Wow you've heard of that song? I guess it's getting too main stream, I don't like it anymore..."

That actually happens? I'm sure that was reserved only for internet caricatures of the typical hipster, that doesn't actually exist in reality, and is only referred to by fools who need to make up cliques to feel better than.

[NapisaurusRex]

That actually happens?

Merica. Yung does it too.

[Mishelle]

That actually happens? I'm sure that was reserved only for internet caricatures of the typical hipster, that doesn't actually exist in reality, and is only referred to by fools who need to make up cliques to feel better than.

 

It actually exists. I know a guy who refused to get a cellphone for years because everyone had a cellphone then he finally gets a blackberry and now he talks about how much better it is than smartphones and he doesn't need apps and smartphones are stupid blahblah. 

[Adam]

That actually happens? I'm sure that was reserved only for internet caricatures of the typical hipster, that doesn't actually exist in reality, and is only referred to by fools who need to make up cliques to feel better than.

I feel like this type of behavior only happens in America, because most other populations aren't nearly as idiotic as we are.

[Sweeney]

Well, the more you know...

[Mishelle]

The guy I'm talking about is Canadian, just sayin

[Nymh]

I don't really hate anything without reason.

I hate when someone crumples up a piece of paper before throwing it away. It's completely unnecessary and it pisses me off. Just put it in the garbage.

I hate when people make obvious jokes about someone's name, physical attributes, profession, etc.

I hate it when people spell or pronounce someone's name wrong.

WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE WHAT'S UP AND THEY RESPOND WITH "THE SKY"

OH MY GOD YES or when you ask what they want to eat and they say "food". Hurr durr you're so fucking funny

Or when you ask a question that has an obvious implied intent and they keep answering in generalities making you ask more and more questions to get the answer you're looking for. YOU ARE NOT STUPID JUST ANSWER ME CORRECTLY DOUCHEBAG

[Syntax]

*Sees a tall person*

"Hows the weather up there?"

 

Fuck this joke to all eternity, just fuck it.

 

The corollary to that:

 

*bends down*

OH MY GOD HOW CAN YOU SEE FROM YOUR HEIGHT IT'S PRACTICALLY MY KNEE LEVEL

 

[Plunk]

I hate it when people call me by my last name rather than my first. They're both acceptable names. Last name's Tyler by the way, so obviously it's not like an insult or anything, I just absolutely hate it.

And it's really stupid that I hate it because I've had countless friends who I refer to only by their last name. Boyce, Baxter, Morril, Pike... the list continues to infinity and beyond.

 

The only other thing I hate without purpose is one of my friend's names. And it's weird, because I hate it, but I love it at the same time. My friend's parents found it fit to name their son, "Robert Roberts". It's the dumbest, yet most hilarious name I've ever seen, and I love the kid, but when I hear someone say his full name, I both cringe and laugh.

[Frizzle]

The phrase I hate the most at work

"Where's the nearest cab office/ take away/bar/toilet?"

"Can I try on your hat?"

"Can I piss in your hat?"

"Is it illegal to X Y Z?"

"Did you know it's legal to shoot a Scotsman on the fifth Friday of March with a crossbow in York?"

Not at work:

When friends/family give you that lovingly tap on the back of the head. The arms, legs or body I don't care about but as soon as you tap my head I see white.

Misconceptions about anything. Like evolution, science, religion etc

Incorrect usage of words like decimate or epic.

The only was is Essex.

Children.

The French.

[Dan]

Also I really don't like songs sung in English?? It's not even because I'm a ``weeaboo" shitbaby I just... don't really like 'em and never really have hahaha. I'm just really picky when it comes to male vocals and vocals in songs in general anyways >w<

 

ALSO WHEN PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP WITH MEMES AND JUST CONSTANTLY OVERUSE THEM like ok its great that you enjoy them??? But doing things in moderation is the best thing to do ;_; It makes me cringe when image macros get called memes too hahah

 

weeaboo shitbaby

 

The phrase I hate the most at work

"Where's the nearest cab office/ take away/bar/toilet?"

"Can I try on your hat?"

"Can I piss in your hat?"

"Is it illegal to X Y Z?"

"Did you know it's legal to shoot a Scotsman on the fifth Friday of March with a crossbow in York?"

Not at work:

When friends/family give you that lovingly tap on the back of the head. The arms, legs or body I don't care about but as soon as you tap my head I see white.

Misconceptions about anything. Like evolution, science, religion etc

Incorrect usage of words like decimate or epic.

The only was is Essex.

Children.

The French.

 

bacon, bacon, pig noises, etc

[Frizzle]

Nah don't really get that often. Every now and again, but it's usually feds, gavvers or old bill.

[Dan]

Nah don't really get that often. Every now and again, but it's usually feds, gavvers or old bill.

 

How do you guys handle cannabis possession nowadays?

 

I'm asking for a friend.

[Frizzle]

For a friend...right.

 

Basically, if you've never been nicked before, it should go like this.

 

1sr time Cannabis warning - confiscation, sign a form, on a police record (not job record CRB check etc)

 

2nd time - PND/Fine - Confiscation and a £80 fine. Same as before. Shouldn't come up on CRB checks unless it's advance for saying working with kids etc

 

3rd time  - Arrest. This will obviously go on your record etc..

 

An officer can arrest you at any stage and does not have to follow that order. It's up to them. So will nick you straight away, some will let you off without being too harsh.

 

As long as your polite, you'll be ok. Unless you meet an arse.

 

Remember cannabis is illegal, possession, selling, supplying etc

[Nymh]

The phrase I hate the most at work
 

 

Oh I completely forgot about this!  I work at an eye doctor's office so:

 

"I can't see ANYTHING!"  Unless you are completely blind you can, in fact, see something.  I hate it when people are a little blurry and they act like they're completely fucking blind.

 

"I'm really sensitive to sunlight..."  Literally everyone thinks they are more sensitive to sunlight than the average person.  You're not.  Get over it.

 

"I don't have time to/don't want to/can't be dilated."  Would you go to the gynecologist without opening your legs?

 

"I'm out of contacts."  I hate contact lens wearers that act like they are too good to wear their fucking glasses when they run out of contacts.  You waiting until you're completely out of contacts and then trying to order on an expired prescription is not my problem.  Get over yourself and put your glasses on.  That's what they're FOR.

[NapisaurusRex]

When people say "irregardless" or "anyways"

[Dan]

For a friend...right.

 

Basically, if you've never been nicked before, it should go like this.

 

1sr time Cannabis warning - confiscation, sign a form, on a police record (not job record CRB check etc)

 

2nd time - PND/Fine - Confiscation and a £80 fine. Same as before. Shouldn't come up on CRB checks unless it's advance for saying working with kids etc

 

3rd time  - Arrest. This will obviously go on your record etc..

 

An officer can arrest you at any stage and does not have to follow that order. It's up to them. So will nick you straight away, some will let you off without being too harsh.

 

As long as your polite, you'll be ok. Unless you meet an arse.

 

Remember cannabis is illegal, possession, selling, supplying etc

 

Cool, thanks for the info. 

[Emily]

I hate when I'm on the shuttle and there's always that one dick that wont scoot over so someone can sit next to them. Honestly, I notice it every day. It's a school owned shuttle, and I get on at the second stop so I never have the standing up problem. However, the shuttle goes through all of student housing (which is 10 stops) so the bus is usually packed out by the last stop. Just scoot your ass over and make room for another person so they don't have to hover over me the whole time. Thank you. 

 

I hate when people act like I'm stupid - even if they're joking. I'm silly. Not stupid. There's a difference. This actually might be one of my biggest pet peeves. 

 

Another thing I hate that goes back to people acting like I'm stupid - I really, really hate when people correct my grammar/usage. I was an editor, and I am a communication major/journalism minor. I know how to write, and I know how to write well. If I made a mistake, there's a 99.9% chance that it was actually just that - a mistake - and that I've already noticed it. If I've noticed it, then I'm probably embarrassed because I'm a writer and I get embarrassed by that shit. So don't. Just don't. 

 

I HATE HOW PEOPLE CONSTANTLY POINT OUT THAT THE GATORS AREN'T DOING SO WELL THIS SEASON. I KNOW THEY AREN'T. BYE.

[Mishelle]

I hate when people ask me what my name means. It doesn't mean anything. It's made up.

[blue]

I've always hated Justin Bieber.

[Revisions]

When people say "irregardless"

 

This

 

Also, when people say "I could care less" rather than "I couldn't care less." 

[Scot]

I hate in medias res as a storytelling device.