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[Emily]

THEME: "Hello December"

 

Congratulations winners! 

 

First Place - Entry #3 (Kordelia)

Spoiler

 

• Who DOESN'T equate sleigh bells with hunting season? The blood-red greeting will get the juices of excitement flowing, the gun polish out of the closet, and beer coolers packed for a festive day day of fauna slaughter faster than you can say "Hello December!!!".
• This oversized metal (and magnetic!) business card is a must-have in every hunter's pocket as a handy nail-cleaning tool, or proudly displayed on the fridge as a constant reminder of you as they grab another brewski while enjoying NASCAR Champion's Week.
• You are a progressive service provider and always aiming to please: directing your clients to visit a gorgeously-appointed recipe page with plenty of images and sparse text (after all, you don't want to push away those clients for whom reading is a challenge) will drive regular traffic to your site.

 

Second Place - Entry #1 (Strategist)

Spoiler

 

"Don't let the cold get you down! Say, Hello, December!"

 

Third Place - Entry #4 (Keil)

Spoiler

 

Ever hated those family visits from people you never want to see ever again?

You know, that depressing aunt who never got married, that cousin

who refuses the graduate high school, and questionably living grandparent.

We know, and Hello December, Goodbye Relatives (patent pending) can help.

SIDE EFFECTS: Immediate death and FREEDOM

 

@Kordelia - contact me for Scot's prize

@Strategist - contact Napiform for your prize!

@Keil - contact Kordelia for your prize!

 

Round of applause to all other entrants!

Spoiler

Stuck: 

 

"Meet December."

 

Clone2000:

 

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PRIZES: 

 

First: Get Off My Lawn Paint Brush donated by Scot

 

Second: Baby Paint Brush donated by Napiform

 

Third: Skunk Paint Brush donated by Kordelia

Edited by Emily, 19 December 2013 - 06:21 PM.

[Grimley]

THANK YOU so much for this amazing new contest, Emily, and to everyone who voted for my vile entry! 

[Musician]

Congrats to everyone!

Kordelia, judging by the writing I thought that entry might be yours hehe. x)

 

Looking forward to the next contest.

[Emily]

Glad you liked it!

 

I want to say thank you again to everyone who entered and everyone who donated prizes for my first contest!

[Kat]

Grats everyone!!! Mine was the DQ'd entry, woops lol. I'll make sure to not make the same mistake again so some people don't get their panties in a bunch

[Clone2000]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Grimley]

Grats everyone!!! Mine was the DQ'd entry, woops lol. I'll make sure to not make the same mistake again so some people don't get their panties in a bunch

 

Well actually that was the one I was going to vote for until I finished reading the thread and saw that I was not supposed to vote for it...well done, and please enter the next one! Emily and I have talked, and I'll be hosting the next one since I won this...not sure what the theme will be, but I'll be working closely with Em to make sure I set everything up correctly, and there will not be any DQs. 

Congrats to everyone!

Kordelia, judging by the writing I thought that entry might be yours hehe. x)

 

Looking forward to the next contest.

 

Hehehe! Yeah...I have a propensity towards verbosity, unfortunately.

[Fikri]

Whatever I liked that entry.
Also not to sound rude but @Stuck complaining was a bit hypocritical since his just says "Meet December" lol

 

at least i tried. my english isn't that good anyways.

 

congrats winners!

Edited by Stuck, 19 December 2013 - 08:09 PM.

[Strategist]

Grats everyone!!! Mine was the DQ'd entry, woops lol. I'll make sure to not make the same mistake again so some people don't get their panties in a bunch

My panties weren't in a bunch, I just asked a question regarding the rules I actually thought the entry was good

 

Also congrats to the others on their placings.

 

Thanks Ems for hosting an awesome comp!

[Grimley]

My panties weren't in a bunch, I just asked a question regarding the rules I actually thought the entry was good

 

Also congrats to the others on their placings.

 

Thanks Ems for hosting an awesome comp!

 

'Grats on your win, Strat, and I hope you didn't find my redneck entry to be too incredibly offensive.

[Strategist]

@Kordelia, not at all! I thought it was quite amusing

[Honey]

I love all your entries
Congratz!