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[iKate]

The Pitch Challenge #3 - VOTING!

 

 

 

Starts:  Now!!

Voting Ends: Thursday, February 27^th at 8:00 am NST

 

The Phrase: "Once you have it, you'll never leave home without it!"

 

Please select and vote for your favorite entry from among these six (but NOT for yourself):

 

Entry #1:

Spoiler

Ever felt like having two pockets in your pants are never enough for your car keys, wallet and whatnot?

 

 

Well, introducing "jocket" - it's a jacket with lots and lots of pockets! Jocket is designed with pockets in practically every inch of it (both inside and out) and within every pocket is lined with varying textures, colors and odors for an ultimate sensual experience! It's water-proof, fire-proof and on top of that it also repels women so you don't have to worry about all those disturbing, flirty gazes you get from them (oh, and certain guys too!).

Once you have it, you'll never leave home without it!

 

Entry #2:

Spoiler

Tired of having to drive back and forth from home? Had a long day at work and too exhausted to drive? Sick of going to places only to find that you've accidentally left something back home?

We at Hoboshack Corporation pinpointed the common cause of all these problems; our house was too far away. That's why we spent 12 years developing the Hoboshack, the groundbreaking new FULLY functional house in a box! Just flip the case open and dive into your new home; once you have it, you'll NEVER leave home without it!

Warning: The Hoboshack Corporation takes no responsibility for the accidental disapparition of the self, teleportation to other galaxies, formation of black holes, genetic mutation of the self or any injuries sustained from being exposed to spacial conditions.

 

Entry #3:

Spoiler

 

Introducing the 571B Banana Slicer get yours today, never have trouble slicing up those pesky bananas again. At work, school, the park or anywhere else its very portable and easily the new must have utility item. Once you have it, you'll never leave home without!

 

Entry #4:

Spoiler

 

Tired of your old, ineffective organs holding you back? Plagued by disease but can't afford the costs of a hospital? Look no further than Drew's Discount Organ Replacement! Most organs we use were obtained using legal methods and we can guarantee they will work for at least a month or your money back! Our surgeons are highly trained individuals who have all taken extensive online courses on surgery. We assure you, Once you have it, you'll never leave home without it!

 

Entry #5:

Spoiler

 

 

Entry #6:

Spoiler

 

 

Shut Up, two simple words yet the ignorant masses have failed to comprehend it.
With our Getting Real Tired of Yo Shit Lamp Shade Hat, you can visually express your overwhelming disdain for those who we hate most: people.
Perfect for that co-worker who never stops bragging about his kids, that politician who pulls promises out of his ass and let’s not forget that grandparent who constantly asks if you are dating someone yet.
Bring it with you to PTA meetings, DMV lines, anarchist terrorist rallies, and even to that part of the day when your annoying friend waves but you dearly want to avoid eye contact.
Once you have it, you'll never leave home without it!

 

Prizes:

- $12 Neocodex Store credit donated by Kordelia

 

- Baby Paint Brush donated by me

 

 

- A set of  Neopets Puzzle Adventure Site Theme Codes donated by Keil

 

 

- Green Draik Egg donated by Napiform

Edited by iKate, 26 February 2014 - 09:58 AM.

[Fikri]

tired of this and this? ...such typical way of making ads intro.

[arcanum]

These were fantastic entries xD pretty entertaining to read. I voted #2, loved the warning hahaha

[Sweeney]

I bet all those pockets are full of corn.

[Chiro]

I don't know why, but #3 makes me laugh far too much.

[Emily]

I've changed my vote a few times. I'm having a hard time choosing

[Fikri]

alright, finally had the time to read all of these entries. all of them have a sentence or two that really cracks me up!

 

but my vote goes to the final entry... it seems like the perfect product for me.

[Keil]

I'm impressed with this round of entrants. Everyone really thought out the product and presentation.

[Elle]

I was most enticed by 4 & 6. I feel like they're both things my life could use.

[Clone2000]

Damn, I don't know which one to vote for! They're all awesome!

[iKate]

How do I close a topic/poll?

[iKate]

I locked it for you @iKate
If you didn't want it locked yet please PM me and I will undo it. 
Any time you need a thread closed, just report the thread and a mod will tend to it

Okay I'll do that, thanks!

 

Anyone please break the tiee?

@Kate or another mod could you close this please? I'll make a tiebreaker topic.

Edited by iKate, 27 February 2014 - 09:40 AM.

[Keil]

Locked Odd, there wasn't a tie when I last saw this thread a few moments ago. Someone was indecisive about voting