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[Turnip]

When my teeth act like bitches I'm ready to just get all these removed and become an old lady with false teeth than deal with their shit 

[Emily]

Personal statements.

 

They're the worst. 

[Fikri]

stories with happy endings.

[Emily]

stories with happy endings.

 

stories with endings 

[Peaches]

My parent's cat that I'm cat-sitting. He won't shut the hell up. I'm glad he's only here for two weeks or I'd have ripped his voicebox out.

 

He's much too social for me.

[pancakeface]

stories with happy endings.

 

 

stories with endings 

 

I am the antithesis of the both of you.

[Rocket]

inside jokes that no one else understands.

[Waser Lave]

inside jokes that no one else understands.

 

Inside jokes are the best, allegedly.

[Alexiel]

Friends that come over unannounced...

Friends that come over unannounced at stupid hours (if it's after 10 PM, idc if I'm going to bed at 4 AM you can go f* yourself)...

Friends that come over unannounced and overstay their welcome by 1+ hours...

...especially if I wanted to be in bed 2+ hours ago...

Spoiler

...and yet he's still my best mate gdi lol

Edited by AkihabaraKnight, 27 January 2015 - 03:08 PM.

[Rocket]

Friends that come over unannounced...

Friends that come over unannounced at stupid hours (if it's after 10 PM, idc if I'm going to bed at 4 AM you can go f* yourself)...

Friends that come over unannounced and overstay their welcome by 1+ hours...

...especially if I wanted to be in bed 2+ hours ago...

Spoiler

...and yet he's still my best mate gdi lol

 

what is friends?

[Alexiel]

what is friends?

 

Only the greatest tv show OF ALL TIME

[talbs]

When Xbox Live is down. 

[Swar]

When people lie to me. It's not gonna last long, the truth always comes up really fast.

[Alexiel]

 

, Kiosk Wocky 

[Mishelle]

The fact that weed is legal in fucking Colorado and Washington but not here. It grinds my gears that I'm in California and I still have to rely on stoners for my weed. Stoners are not punctual or reliable in any way. I don't understand why weed dealers are the most unreliable drug dealers in existence. Only a fucking weed dealer will tell you "Oh yeah I'm on deck I'll call you" and you'll not hear from them for a week. Or they'll tell you to meet them somewhere at a set amount of time and won't show up for hours, or won't show up at all! Like WHAT ARE YOU IN THIS BUSINESS FOR? WHY ARE YOU SO UNRELIABLE? DO YOU NOT WANT TO TAKE MY MONEY? My dealer is dry because she can't get a hold of her dealer because this bitch is somewhere on a fucking farm in Temecula trying to get in touch with her chakras or something stupid. I'm over this shit. I can't wait until we finally legalize it here and put all these shitty unrealiable stoner Grateful Dead chasing motherfuckers out of business. 

Edited by Mishelle, 28 January 2015 - 07:38 PM.

[Alexiel]

The fact that weed is legal in fucking Colorado and Washington but not here. It grinds my gears that I'm in California and I still have to rely on stoners for my weed. Stoners are not punctual or reliable in any way. I don't understand why weed dealers are the most unreliable drug dealers in existence. Only a fucking weed dealer will tell you "Oh yeah I'm on deck I'll call you" and you'll not hear from them for a week. Or they'll tell you to meet them somewhere at a set amount of time and won't show up for hours, or won't show up at all! Like WHAT ARE YOU IN THIS BUSINESS FOR? WHY ARE YOU SO UNRELIABLE? DO YOU NOT WANT TO TAKE MY MONEY? My dealer is dry because she can't get a hold of her dealer because this bitch is somewhere on a fucking farm in Temecula trying to get in touch with her chakras or something stupid. I'm over this shit. I can't wait until we finally legalize it here and put all these shitty unrealiable stoner Grateful Dead chasing motherfuckers out of business. 

 

You're in Cali... and you don't have a medical card? 

I hear you can scrape your knee or sneeze and they'll just give you a card it's so easy.

[NapisaurusRex]

The fact that weed is legal in fucking Colorado and Washington but not here. It grinds my gears that I'm in California and I still have to rely on stoners for my weed. Stoners are not punctual or reliable in any way. I don't understand why weed dealers are the most unreliable drug dealers in existence. Only a fucking weed dealer will tell you "Oh yeah I'm on deck I'll call you" and you'll not hear from them for a week. Or they'll tell you to meet them somewhere at a set amount of time and won't show up for hours, or won't show up at all! Like WHAT ARE YOU IN THIS BUSINESS FOR? WHY ARE YOU SO UNRELIABLE? DO YOU NOT WANT TO TAKE MY MONEY? My dealer is dry because she can't get a hold of her dealer because this bitch is somewhere on a fucking farm in Temecula trying to get in touch with her chakras or something stupid. I'm over this shit. I can't wait until we finally legalize it here and put all these shitty unrealiable stoner Grateful Dead chasing motherfuckers out of business. 

It's BS that y'all don't have it legalized but Missouri's supposed to be one of the next states to do it. Like, I thought the Midwest was known for being fashionably late for things like that.

[Rocket]

The fact that weed is legal in fucking Colorado and Washington but not here. It grinds my gears that I'm in California and I still have to rely on stoners for my weed. Stoners are not punctual or reliable in any way. I don't understand why weed dealers are the most unreliable drug dealers in existence. Only a fucking weed dealer will tell you "Oh yeah I'm on deck I'll call you" and you'll not hear from them for a week. Or they'll tell you to meet them somewhere at a set amount of time and won't show up for hours, or won't show up at all! Like WHAT ARE YOU IN THIS BUSINESS FOR? WHY ARE YOU SO UNRELIABLE? DO YOU NOT WANT TO TAKE MY MONEY? My dealer is dry because she can't get a hold of her dealer because this bitch is somewhere on a fucking farm in Temecula trying to get in touch with her chakras or something stupid. I'm over this shit. I can't wait until we finally legalize it here and put all these shitty unrealiable stoner Grateful Dead chasing motherfuckers out of business.

You can head north a few hours and get some in July when ours goes into effect.

[Padme]

"OHH I SEE YOUR STORE CLOSES IN 2 MINUTES LET ME JUST LOOK AROUND" - customer

 

Said customer proceeds to stay until 10 minutes past closing and buys nothing and creates a mess I had cleaned beforehand.

 

"HEHEHE don't bother cleaning that up they LIKE having something to do" - customer

 

Yes I would like to beat your ass. 

 

As well as any incidence of being hit on or when people act like my life is going no where because I work in retail part time while in school*.

 

* My life is going no where for reasons unrelated to working in retail. HAH. 

[pancakeface]

 

"HEHEHE don't bother cleaning that up they LIKE having something to do" - customer

 

I had a friend who said this once. Hence, "had".

[Padme]

I had a friend who said this once. Hence, "had".

 

Everyone should have to work in retail/service. Ignoramuses coming out the yin yang  

[Alexiel]

Everyone should have to work in retail/service. Ignoramuses coming out the yin yang  

 

Wife and I worked at KFC not too long ago.
Since then we've become more anal about cleaning up after ourselves before we leave any restaurant... even if it's "just" McDonalds.

Poor souls. Fast food sucks enough as it is without the extra serving of f* nuts added to it.

And people are actually against them getting more than minimum wage. smh

 

Pretty much sums things up:

 

Spoiler

[pancakeface]

Everyone should have to work in retail/service. Ignoramuses coming out the yin yang  

 

Concur most hearty. Seriously, just because somebody makes minimum wage does not justify you being as obnoxious as you like to them. I think everyone would be a whole lot more considerate if they had to walk a mile in those shoes.

[DonValentino]

When people near me talk in class.

When people piss on the toilet seat/don't flush.

Pooping shortly after getting out of the shower.

[Swar]

Wife and I worked at KFC not too long ago.
Since then we've become more anal about cleaning up after ourselves before we leave any restaurant... even if it's "just" McDonalds.

Poor souls. Fast food sucks enough as it is without the extra serving of f* nuts added to it.

 

I've always cleaned up my table before leaving. I mean, it's not their job to clean your mess.