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[Emily]

When people use smiley faces in work emails to try and be fake nice. 

 

Rocket Please fax me the paperwork u bish

Edit: I forgot your first name is not really Rocket.

[Rocket]

Rocket Please fax me the paperwork u bish

Edit: I forgot your first name is not really Rocket.

 

I'm gonna change it and drop my last name. I'll be like Prince, Madonna, Diddy, etc.

[Emily]

I'm gonna change it and drop my last name. I'll be like Prince, Madonna, Diddy, etc.

 

There you go. Good plan

[Rocket]

A certain co-worker who thinks they are the only one who knows how to schedule appointments and set up new customers. Bitch that's what I started doing two years ago. Quit messing with my stuff. You half-ass your job and you're a slob, half the people in the office can't stand you and bitch about you behind your back. 

 

I'm so pissed off. Stop touching my appointments!

[Katya]

Existential crisis.

[NapisaurusRex]

When people know more about my life than I do...

[Shannon]

People

[Honchkrow]

Eating a blueberry that looked sweet but ended up being as sour as a lemon. 

[Torque]

People who can't handle whiskey.

 

 

 

 

Side note: I just watched the gif of the dogs playing for like 3 minutes straight

 

 

Edit: men who can't handle whiskey have no excuse (unless its medical!)

Edited by xNarcotic, 24 June 2015 - 09:40 PM.

[Rocket]

I don't even know what's going on in codexia anymore

[Gnome]

I don't even know what's going on in codexia anymore

 

Whats up with your Avvie? It looks like a sperm fertilizing a cat rocket's vagina...

[Rocket]

Whats up with your Avvie? It looks like a sperm fertilizing a cat rocket's vagina...

SWARLEYYYYYYY

@Swarley

[Gnome]

SWARLEYYYYYYY

@Swarley

Haha he's a sneaky one! 

[Swar]

Whats up with your Avvie? It looks like a sperm fertilizing a cat rocket's vagina...

I'm not gonna say anything because I don't want to get warned.

SWARLEYYYYYYY
@Swarley

Not my fault if Seth's head works like that

[FrankySawn]

When someone forgets to grease my gears.

 

Insomnia grinds my gears pretty badly.

[NapisaurusRex]

This is cruicial. I will redirect this to a certain fuchboy I can think of. #subtweet

I can think of multiple people you can direct it to.

[Swar]

And I repeat...

"Keeping Up With The Codexians"

[Rocket]

nothing to see here

[iKate]

(Good) movies with bad endings. I just saw gone girl (now I finally know who that swarley starbucks guy is) and the ending really disappointed me.

[Rocket]

My head is always itchy the day after I get my hair colored

[iKate]

When Ben Howard calls off a concert  He was supposed to perform tomorrow at a festival I'm attending.

[Tsubaki]

When people complain about there not being equality for unmarried people. 

 

Spoiler

Maybe you'd find someone if you weren't such a miserable fuck.

Edited by Tsubaki, 26 June 2015 - 08:18 AM.

[Rocket]

When people complain about there not being equality for unmarried people. 

 

Spoiler

Maybe you'd find someone if you weren't such a miserable fuck.

   

[Gnome]

When your ex-coworker decides to find an active warrant on your other co-worker and decides to call the police to get him turned in because he's mad he got fired and the other coworker took his position. Douchecanoe at it's finest.

[Swar]

Hiccups.

When hiccups are over and my throat feels weird, like it's missing something (the hiccups).