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[Elindoril]

i sleep like all day so no not for me

It's all that weed, man.

[Kat]

Couldn't wait until the shift ended?

I've never seen anyone at work that I thought, I have to stop everything right now and bang this person... on the clock.

 

I guess he'd rather get paid for it than not

[Frizzle]

Couldn't wait until the shift ended?

I've never seen anyone at work that I thought, I have to stop everything right now and bang this person... on the clock.

I was being goaded by the other guys and gave into peer pressure. Turns out she was the only girl I ever loved.

True romance aye?

[Rocket]

I was a barman.

 

read this as BATMAN 3 times... fuck

[Frizzle]

read this as BATMAN 3 times... fuck

My phone autocorrected it to batman. I wish I was batman.

[Katya]

i sleep like all day so no not for me

 

I rest my case.

[Kat]

I was being goaded by the other guys and gave into peer pressure. Turns out she was the only girl I ever loved.

True romance aye?

 

That's kind of romantic... kind of.

[MichaelA]

It's all that weed, man.

no i have been clean for like 49 days im just a teen and need my sleep

[Frizzle]

I spent the next 8 months with her, I truly loved her. She didn't reciprocate.

[Elindoril]

no i have been clean for like 49 days im just a teen and need my sleep

Dude when I was a teen all I did was stay up and play video games.

What's sleep?

[luvsmyncis]

That's kind of romantic... kind of.

The only trouble is he can only recognize her from behind.

I spent the next 8 months with her, I truly loved her. She didn't reciprocate.

Aw. That stinks. At least it was only 8 months and not like... 8 years.
What's not to love about you anyway?

[Kat]

I spent the next 8 months with her, I truly loved her. She didn't reciprocate.

 

Well now I've got the sads again.

The only trouble is he can only recognize her from behind.

 

[MichaelA]

Dude when I was a teen all I did was stay up and play video games.

What's sleep?

shiiiit im the total opposite 

[Frizzle]

The only trouble is he can only recognize her from behind.

She's the reason I fall in love with girls who have sparking blue eyes and brunette hair.

[Elindoril]

shiiiit im the total opposite

This is why your K/D ratio is terrible. You're not focusing enough on the important things.

[Katya]

 5 days straight?

 

Yes. ;_;

Insomnia is a bitch.

[Sweeney]

Dude when I was a teen all I did was stay up and play video games.

What's sleep?

I wish I still had that superpower.

[MichaelA]

This is why your K/D ratio is terrible. You're not focusing enough on the important things.

lol its gta not cod

[Frizzle]

I wish I still had that superpower.

I'm 24 and after doing so many night shifts I gave up on staying up for days. I once reached 80 hours without sleep. Never again.

[Sweeney]

lol its gta not cod

Any self-respecting player should have a K/D ratio greater than one, at the very least.

[Elindoril]

I wish I still had that superpower.

I still do, but I'm trying to get a sleep schedule going that doesn't include waking up at 2 PM every day.

lol its gta not cod

Never question the KDR.

[Rocket]

I wish I still had that superpower.

 

do you even sleep? seems like you are here 25/7

[Emily]

Was this girl Emily by any chance?

 

Hey, my eyes are sparkling blue-green and sometimes super blue-green when I'm crying.