If Dan can get one I should be able to as well. I'm more than twice the programmer and am almost as good looking.
Post to apply. Responses in poetic form receive bonus marks.
Posted 05 May 2014 - 06:15 PM
If Dan can get one I should be able to as well. I'm more than twice the programmer and am almost as good looking.
Post to apply. Responses in poetic form receive bonus marks.
Posted 05 May 2014 - 06:18 PM
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Posted 05 May 2014 - 06:19 PM
I put out,
I make eggs,
Don't pout and,
Spread my legs.
Posted 05 May 2014 - 06:23 PM
If Dan can get one I should be able to as well. I'm more than twice the programmer and am almost as good looking.
Post to apply. Responses in poetic form receive bonus marks.
Oh why art thou artificial? I need you, naturally and natural. Not artificial, Artificial
(edit: hopefully you realize I'm saying no )
Edited by Maha, 05 May 2014 - 06:24 PM.
Posted 05 May 2014 - 06:31 PM
Oh man, you've popped back as well?
Posted 05 May 2014 - 06:38 PM
Choose 1 of 3
Roses are red
So are my shoes
Lets get together
and FONDUE!
Roses are red
violets are blue
I am emotionally unstable
LOVE ME!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't have a boyfriend
but I don't want you.
Posted 05 May 2014 - 06:44 PM
u want som fuk?
Posted 05 May 2014 - 06:45 PM
Artificial, your delightful hearts picture releases joy and happiness to all corners of mankind.
The fragrance of roses and socks fills the air.
When feelings of saddness blacken my soul,
I'll think of your silly dumb retardedly happy face and the symbols of love that surround it.
When I despair at the thought of children starving in this world,
or people suffering,
or squirrels being hit by cars,
your picture will cheer me up and help me forget the woes of living in this world.
God Bless You, sir.
Posted 05 May 2014 - 06:51 PM
I wrote this years ago, and I still feel the same, even though now the picture that inspired it only lives in my memory.
source: http://www.neocodex....neocodex/page-3
This wins, surely.
Posted 05 May 2014 - 06:52 PM
This wins, surely.
agreed, I wrote out a poem, saw what PRBM posted and immediately deleted. You can't compete with brilliance
Posted 05 May 2014 - 06:55 PM
Posted 05 May 2014 - 06:57 PM
Oh. Right. Poetic form. I'm not actually applying as I'm chronically unavailable but...
Upon this forum we met in years past
I could have been yours, had you only asked
Parted by the widest ocean, we may be
But together beat our hearts, despite the sea
Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:28 PM
Oh. Right. Poetic form. I'm not actually applying as I'm chronically unavailable but...
Upon this forum we met in years past
I could have been yours, had you only asked
Parted by the widest ocean, we may be
But together beat our hearts, despite the sea
Yes. Don't worry about the unavailability. I will wait.
I will always wait.
wtf. since when is prbm with bf? is he even australian?
Posted 05 May 2014 - 08:17 PM
Shady massage place,
Always a "happy ending",
Not the Disney kind.
bam, poem. I am too tired but I found it on reddit. and i giggled.
Posted 05 May 2014 - 08:20 PM
There once was a man named Arty
Who went online to find his new shawty
But it was to no avail,
not a single female,
was interested and he left broken hearty.
Posted 05 May 2014 - 08:23 PM
I loved you once
more than all these cunts
because you said that
i'm not fat (well, as fat)
but I remembered you are a dunce.
Posted 05 May 2014 - 08:37 PM
Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:33 PM
If Dan can get one I should be able to as well. I'm more than twice the programmer and am almost as good looking.
Post to apply. Responses in poetic form receive bonus marks.
Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:36 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I have low standards
But I'd never date you
Rude.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't have a boyfriend
but I don't want you.
Rude
Shady massage place,
Always a "happy ending",
Not the Disney kind.
bam, poem. I am too tired but I found it on reddit. and i giggled.
Impressive.
There once was a man named Arty
Who went online to find his new shawty
But it was to no avail,
not a single female,
was interested and he left broken hearty.
Rude.
I loved you once
more than all these cunts
because you said that
i'm not fat (well, as fat)
but I remembered you are a dunce.
Rude.
Needless to say, bar a select few beautifully gifted individuals, I'm not particularly impressed.
Posted 06 May 2014 - 12:46 AM
Posted 06 May 2014 - 02:47 AM
All the berries that you eat
Live in your thighs
Every time you turn them into pies
X
Posted 06 May 2014 - 03:40 AM
There once was a piece of white meat,
I feared I’d cross him in the street,
In a moment of absurdity,
I discovered his ex goes to my university,
But I’d still take him on the back seat.
Posted 06 May 2014 - 03:47 PM
All the berries that you eat
Live in your thighs
Every time you turn them into pies
X
Not sure if subtle reference to my name.
There once was a piece of white meat,
I feared I’d cross him in the street,
In a moment of absurdity,
I discovered his ex goes to my university,
But I’d still take him on the back seat.
Puh-lease. I've crossed you four times in the street now, and promptly look the other way else you embarrass me.
Posted 06 May 2014 - 04:01 PM
Puh-lease. I've crossed you four times in the street now, and promptly look the other way else you embarrass me.
Pffffft. You cross the street just to be closer to my glory
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