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[artificial]

If Dan can get one I should be able to as well. I'm more than twice the programmer and am almost as good looking.

 

Post to apply. Responses in poetic form receive bonus marks.

[Elindoril]

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I have low standards
But I'd never date you

[Adam]

I put out,

I make eggs,

Don't pout and,

Spread my legs.

[Maha]

If Dan can get one I should be able to as well. I'm more than twice the programmer and am almost as good looking.

 

Post to apply. Responses in poetic form receive bonus marks.

 

Oh why art thou artificial? I need you, naturally and natural. Not artificial, Artificial

(edit: hopefully you realize I'm saying no )

Edited by Maha, 05 May 2014 - 06:24 PM.

[Rocket]

@kaleyrae123 @artificial

[Tetiel]

Oh man, you've popped back as well?

[KaibaSama]

Choose 1 of 3

Roses are red

So are my shoes

Lets get together

and FONDUE!

 

 

Roses are red

violets are blue

I am emotionally unstable 

LOVE ME!

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I don't have a boyfriend

but I don't want you.

[Kyle]

u want som fuk?

[luvsmyncis]

I wrote this years ago, and I still feel the same, even though now the picture that inspired it only lives in my memory.
 
 
 

Artificial, your delightful hearts picture releases joy and happiness to all corners of mankind.
The fragrance of roses and socks fills the air.
When feelings of saddness blacken my soul,
I'll think of your silly dumb retardedly happy face and the symbols of love that surround it.
When I despair at the thought of children starving in this world,
or people suffering,
or squirrels being hit by cars,
your picture will cheer me up and help me forget the woes of living in this world.
God Bless You, sir.

source: http://www.neocodex....neocodex/page-3

[Ali]

I wrote this years ago, and I still feel the same, even though now the picture that inspired it only lives in my memory.

source: http://www.neocodex....neocodex/page-3

This wins, surely.

[Applepi]

This wins, surely.

agreed, I wrote out a poem, saw what PRBM posted and immediately deleted. You can't compete with brilliance

[Doomsday]

Punk already has a man so Fartificial is still up for grabs

[Tetiel]

Oh. Right. Poetic form. I'm not actually applying as I'm chronically unavailable but...

 

Upon this forum we met in years past

I could have been yours, had you only asked

Parted by the widest ocean, we may be

But together beat our hearts, despite the sea

[artificial]

Oh. Right. Poetic form. I'm not actually applying as I'm chronically unavailable but...

 

Upon this forum we met in years past

I could have been yours, had you only asked

Parted by the widest ocean, we may be

But together beat our hearts, despite the sea

 

Yes. Don't worry about the unavailability. I will wait.

I will always wait.

 

wtf. since when is prbm with bf? is he even australian?

[kaleyrae123]

Shady massage place,

Always a "happy ending",

Not the Disney kind.

 

bam, poem. I am too tired but I found it on reddit. and i giggled.

[Boggart]

There once was a man named Arty

Who went online to find his new shawty

But it was to no avail,

not a single female,

was interested and he left broken hearty.

[NapisaurusRex]

I loved you once

more than all these cunts

because you said that

i'm not fat  (well, as fat)

but I remembered you are a dunce.

[Elindoril]

I am incredibly happy my half assed poem got 7 8 13 15 20 rep.

[Dan]

If Dan can get one I should be able to as well. I'm more than twice the programmer and am almost as good looking.

Post to apply. Responses in poetic form receive bonus marks.

Keep dreaming Mr. Berriman.

[artificial]

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I have low standards
But I'd never date you

Rude.

 

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I don't have a boyfriend

but I don't want you.

Rude

 

 

 

Shady massage place,

Always a "happy ending",

Not the Disney kind.

 

bam, poem. I am too tired but I found it on reddit. and i giggled.

 

Impressive.

 

 

There once was a man named Arty

Who went online to find his new shawty

But it was to no avail,

not a single female,

was interested and he left broken hearty.

Rude.

 

 

I loved you once

more than all these cunts

because you said that

i'm not fat  (well, as fat)

but I remembered you are a dunce.

Rude. 

 

Needless to say, bar a select few beautifully gifted individuals, I'm not particularly impressed.

[Frizzle]

I thought you were gay.

[Elle]

There once was a piece of white meat,

I feared I’d cross him in the street,

In a moment of absurdity,

I discovered his ex goes to my university,

But I’d still take him on the back seat.

[artificial]

All the berries that you eat
Live in your thighs
Every time you turn them into pies
X

 

Not sure if subtle reference to my name.

 

 

There once was a piece of white meat,

I feared I’d cross him in the street,

In a moment of absurdity,

I discovered his ex goes to my university,

But I’d still take him on the back seat.

 

Puh-lease. I've crossed you four times in the street now, and promptly look the other way else you embarrass me. 

[Elle]

Puh-lease. I've crossed you four times in the street now, and promptly look the other way else you embarrass me. 

 

Pffffft. You cross the street just to be closer to my glory