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[Magical]

I can't convey the look of distaste I'm making right now...

 

How about with a side of "syrup"?

[Galadriel]

My personal favorite though is when someone pisses me off and I call them a "needledick bug fucker." *shrugs*

 

That is so witty! <3

 

My favourite is a local one which is "poes" pronounced like "puss" as in pussy. It means the same as cunt but a lot of people feel it is more filthy.

[Magical]

That is so witty! <3

 

My favourite is a local one which is "poes" pronounced like "puss" as in pussy. It means the same as cunt but a lot of people feel it is more filthy.

 

Which country is that from?

 

Apparently Twat is pretty bad in the UK

[Sweeney]

Which country is that from?

South Africa.

[DasBear]

Cunt or calling someone a Fucking Plague Rat. 

[Sweeney]

Fucking Plague Rat.

Sounds like something from World of Warcraft.
In fact, I think I have one in my Pet Journal...

[Chocodile]

 I can't believe I'm the only one that voted ass! It's such a fun word!

[EvilBunnyFooFoo]

I say fuck a lot and swear like a sailor... Don't get it twisted though, I am highly intelligent and sophisticated, I just have a potty mouth XD

 

And honestly the word fuck has so much versatility... I love it.

 

I also failed to mention that I love calling people an "ass hat".. Don't ask me what it means. It just sounded amusing at the time.

Edited by EvilBunnyFooFoo, 14 May 2014 - 02:30 PM.

[Tailwind]

I fucking love fuck. It's so fucking satisfying. Why if I had to say any other fucking word to replace this fucking swear I'd probably fucking die. Fuck fuck fuckity fucking fuck.

[Mathilda]

None of my usual are there  ....

 

When I speak french, I use "Criss", "Calice", "Marde", "Merde" and "Tabarnak". It's always end up like this: "CALISE D'OSTIE DE CIMONAQUE D'CAVE, TU POUVAIS PAS R'GARDER D'VANT TON CRISS DE MARDE DE CHAR MON ÉCOURANT?!?!" (What I just wrote is obscenelly fool btw, and pretty much REAK of th french canadians accent)

 

Sometime I also had a "Fuck", "shit", "bitch" "damn/dammit" as punctuations to my phrase (in french), but I don't even consider them as curse... It's more like "Shit, this cake is SO FUCKING DELICIOUS, I'm a fucking bitch for it.", but in french, and everyone happily nood along.

 

I also love creative swearing: "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING A CHAINSAW, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!?"

 

And sometime I swear like the Captain Haddock. Because every french person on the planet does it from time to time. 

[Fikri]

french curse words all sound so beautiful.

[Choconilla]

I a hardcore abuser of Fuck/Motherfucker alternatively. Mostly at work I use the word fuck. As in, 'WHAT THE FUCK, THE MACHINE BROKE AGAIN.' Swear words are the only thing that keeps me from going off my rocker during the shift.

[DasBear]

Sounds like something from World of Warcraft.
In fact, I think I have one in my Pet Journal...

XD You must share this!

None of my usual are there  ....

 

When I speak french, I use "Criss", "Calice", "Marde", "Merde" and "Tabarnak". It's always end up like this: "CALISE D'OSTIE DE CIMONAQUE D'CAVE, TU POUVAIS PAS R'GARDER D'VANT TON CRISS DE MARDE DE CHAR MON ÉCOURANT?!?!" (What I just wrote is obscenelly fool btw, and pretty much REAK of th french canadians accent)

 

Sometime I also had a "Fuck", "shit", "bitch" "damn/dammit" as punctuations to my phrase (in french), but I don't even consider them as curse... It's more like "Shit, this cake is SO FUCKING DELICIOUS, I'm a fucking bitch for it.", but in french, and everyone happily nood along.

 

I also love creative swearing: "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING A CHAINSAW, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!?"

 

And sometime I swear like the Captain Haddock. Because every french person on the planet does it from time to time. 

Putain de merde, that is a favorite of mine. Especially in the kitchen. 

[Cass]

In my mother tongue, dutch, I generally use 'tyfuslijer' or 'teringlijer', both literally meaning 'someone who suffers typhus' or 'tuberculosis' The dutch for some reason like swearing with diseases rather than genitals or yo momma. Also, calling people retarded using 'mongol' or 'debiel' is pretty hip.

 

In english, it feels so good to call someone a 'blithering idiot' like i myself am some sort of educated british twat. And cunt

[Sweeney]

Blithering idiot is a good one.

I also favour "doofus" for mild idiocy

[Haliax]

Odious cur!

[Elindoril]

Captured footage of @Turnip cursing.

[Bunnerina]

Good old reliable fuck is my favorite.

[Cass]

I just remembered something I use a lot too. I never really considered it swearing tho, but a LOT of people are extremely offended when I say "Calm yo tits" Surely its not that bad of a phrase?