WTF is going on?
Eurovision
Started by Ali, May 10 2014 11:11 AM
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#278
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:34 PM
I pity you cousin...
But I love it.
Oh fuck. More wine spillage.
"Lisa is like one of those Danish detectives"
"She's a feeder isn't she ladies and gentlemen"
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:35 PM
is she gonna offer everyone food?
Yes. Yes, she is
#281
Waser Lave
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:35 PM
Oh fuck. More wine spillage.
I told you, you need to put red wine on top of white wine!
#282
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:36 PM
I told you, you need to put red wine on top of white wine!
I don't like red wine, it gives me the headaches.
I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:36 PM
I told you, you need to put red wine on top of white wine!
What the fuck's with the wine??
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:37 PM
I don't like red wine, it gives me the headaches.
I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!
No, red wine totally gets out a white wine stain...
What the fuck's with the wine??
She's a messy drunk. 
#285
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:37 PM
What the fuck's with the wine??
Eurovision is one of Britain's biggest drinking events of the year.
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:39 PM
I'm pretty sure this song is better than any of the actual entries. 
#289
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:40 PM
No, red wine totally gets out a white wine stain...
I'm not sure white wine is likely to stain my legs.
Ooh paddling pools!
Winner for best prop and it's not even an entry?
ooh new song.
Nobody wants a new song, I wanted Only Teardrops on repeat until it's time for results.
#291
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:42 PM
"In rehearsals voting has been a particularly painful process"
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:42 PM
Winner for best prop and it's not even an entry?
We couldn't have used them as a prop for the UK anyway since we'd probably have to use those little inflatable paddling pools and have a rotund, middle-aged asthmatic man trying to blow it up.
#294
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:43 PM
We couldn't have used them as a prop for the UK anyway since we'd probably have to use those little inflatable paddling pools and have a rotund, middle-aged asthmatic man trying to blow it up.
Do you want to be in charge of props for my entry next year?
Who's our spokesperson? Someone awful no doubt.
#295
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:45 PM
irish commentator is predicting a race between sweden and austria.
azerbaijan presents their votes first!
#297
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:45 PM
Oh as IF Ukraine deserve 10 points from anyone. Russia are being booed! Political voting all round!
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:46 PM
Do you want to be in charge of props for my entry next year?
Sure, I've had my eye on a life-size statue of Terry Wogan so we could use that!
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:47 PM
Sure, I've had my eye on a life-size statue of Terry Wogan so we could use that!
Can it breathe fire or something please?
We're a bit fucked surely because the Irish aren't it and they're our guaranteed points usually.
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