http://stuppid.com/g...ant-baby-jesus/
ROCKLAND ā 14-year-old Amanda Peters hid her pregnancy from her mother for nearly three months until she began to show. When her mother Judy confronted her, Amanda denied having sexual intercourse and was taken immediately to a doctor who concluded she had likely been sexually active.
Thatās when Amandaās mother begged God to forgive her sinful daughter. However, her prayers were met strangely: Judy claims God came to her in a vision and said he had impregnated Amanda through immaculate conception and that she was to give birth to Jesus.
āAt first I was confused, ā Mrs. Peters said. āJesus was born to the Virgin Mary thousands of years ago, why was Amanda going to give birth to him again? But God explained this was how Jesus was to return to Earth as promised.ā
Judy told her daughter who was overjoyed that she was no longer grounded and had regained her phone privileges.
āThings are the double bomb right now,ā Amanda said. āMy momās totally supportive and buying me lots of cool stuff I want and said she is going to pay for everything Jesus needs.ā
āI was so sick with grief over Amanda having sex,ā Judy said. āAnd Iām now so happily relieved to know sheās still a virgin and this was all Godās doing. I canāt believe Iām going to be Jesusā grandmaā¦ actually, I donāt know how that will work, but Iām just extremely happy my daughter isnāt having premarital sex and Jesus is coming back in less than a month.ā
What do you guys think about this super legit story?
That ain't legit at all. Well, according to 'books' he will come back but I doubt that he will want to go through the same whole process of growing up and to have to be able to talk to others while still a baby so everyone could believe him and so on haha but this :
