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[Canis]

So you were faster than usual?

Yes. No. Maybe.

I'm not answering that.

[Speedracer]

Cello quartet just performed at a library party. Everyone was talking so loud

Wait what is a library party?

[LostinSpace]

Glad someone decided to make a remark about that.

 

My ex was easily satisfied.  lol

 

Hey, you can't change your story in the middle.  

[Canis]

bitch.

 

Never forget the "Bitch" on the end of a remark like that.

I thought you were calling me a bitch.

Shit was about to get kink-kay.

[blue]

Wait what is a library party?

And why would anyone even perform, much less a cello quartet, at a library party?

[masxed]

kek

Great, now I have to clean cider off my monitor.

 

0_o                         ... rofl

 

... aaaand my bf just did a spot-on Meatwad impression reading this aloud.

 

That must take skill. Lots of it.

[Hawk]

Yes. No. Maybe.

I'm not answering that.

You just did.    

[Canis]

That was fast. I'm usually in there until the hot water goes cold, and not a second sooner.

 

No idea. Jacked it off google. Looks like it though.

I used to take hour long showers, but since moving to Maine... we have a short well, so we lose water pressure really easily.

[Hawk]

I thought you were calling me a bitch.

Shit was about to get kink-kay.

Well....... If you want it to go down that way....

Hey, you can't change your story in the middle.  

How did I change my story?

[Speedracer]

A party for all the donors of the library.

People aren't allowed to party or talk in libraries that is just silly

[Canis]

Napi and @Strategist haven't cooked for us in TC in forever

Neocodex cooking show! I'd watch that.

[NapisaurusRex]

Neocodex cooking show! I'd watch that.

WELL I HAVE 50 LBS OF CARROTS 50 LBS OF ONIONS AND ABOUT 4 GALLONS OF JALEPENOS I'M SURE I'LL COOK SOMETHING AT SOME POINT

[Alexiel]

Well....... If you want it to go down 

 

Baseball. Cold showers. Baseball. Cold showers.

MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!

 

Oh sweet baby jesus do NOT google that.

Edited by DawnKnight, 08 November 2014 - 08:47 PM.

[Hawk]

Baseball. Cold showers. Baseball. Cold showers.

MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!

Not working!

[Canis]

Thanks for sharing.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Hawk]

Pics or it didn't happen.

There are some things you can't post on Codex.

[Canis]

I just ate a cup of peach yoghurt drizzled with honey nut cheerios. I'm no longer hungry.

Delicious! This household needs some cheerios. Actually needs more cereal in general.

[Alexiel]

There are some things you can't post on Codex.

 

But for everything else there's MasterCard.

Bitches love money.

[Oninna]

I need proof.

 

Scale of 1-10, how attractive are your cousins?

Hhmmmm I'd say a good solid 6-7

[Canis]

Nooo.... that'd never happen.

It didn't happen this time but... I mean, you said I couldn't read and you called me a bitch already.

 

kidding

[NapisaurusRex]

OOH is this some sort of math problem?

Only by common core standards..

[Alexiel]

OOH is this some sort of math problem?

42 

[Hawk]

Hhmmmm I'd say a good solid 6-7

You really didn't have to respond to that post.

[Canis]

Thank you, ya darn whippersnapper!! Youngsters these days just don't know how it is. Sounds like you got your cap screwed on right son. 

What's an old geezer doing in high school?!

Unless I'm mistaken and you're not in high school, though I could've sworn you said something in reference to high school. 

[NapisaurusRex]

You really didn't have to respond to that post.

But then how would you know if the cousins were attractive.