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[Daria]

Try not shaving your legs for 6 months

Thank you 

I have no problem not shaving my legs xD Last time I shaved them was more than a month ago and I don't care. At uni I have massage practice class and we are currently practicing our case studies on each other. My partner has a case study of someone with acute upper leg pain that refers to the lower leg. My hairs have gotten so long to the point where they are no longer spiky (I don't know if you have ever seen an elephant up close or not, but they have really long thin spiky hairs all over their bodies), and my legs are sort of like that xD. My partner says she doesn't care that my legs are so hairy but I think she is secretly judging me.

And my boyfriend and I haven't touched each other in a long time so I'm sure his imagination hasn't been ruined by my excess hairs xD

[HiMyNameIsNick]

I have no problem not shaving my legs xD Last time I shaved them was more than a month ago and I don't care. At uni I have massage practice class and we are currently practicing our case studies on each other. My partner has a case study of someone with acute upper leg pain that refers to the lower leg. My hairs have gotten so long to the point where they are no longer spiky (I don't know if you have ever seen an elephant up close or not, but they have really long thin spiky hairs all over their bodies), and my legs are sort of like that xD. My partner says she doesn't care that my legs are so hairy but I think she is secretly judging me.

 

 

Oh, I'm totally judging you right now but it's ok if you're ok with your legs.

 

And my boyfriend and I haven't touched each other in a long time 

 

 

Why is that? 

[Daria]

Why is that? 

 

I've been waaaay too busy with uni. This is the busiest time for me.. All of my big assignments are due (which I handed in last week and this week) and now I have to prepare for my exams which are a month away. When I'm stressed my whole sex drive just vanishes, (let alone the fact that I see the library staff more than I do him). I have a little time period now where nothing is due and I can relax a little, so who knows, maybe he will get lucky this weekend *Might *even shave my legs for the occasion

[Adam]

My surgery tomorrow and I haven't been all too worried. That is, of course, until @Coops asked me if they're inserting a catheter into my dong -- now that's the only thing i'm worried about.

[Coops]

My surgery tomorrow and I haven't been all too worried. That is, of course, until @Coops asked me if they're inserting a catheter into my dong -- now that's the only thing i'm worried about.

I AM SORRY. 

[Rocket]

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I have been bleeding WITH cramps for almost 3 weeks straight. If my girl parts don't get their shit together soon I'm getting this thing taken out. I'm such a wuss.

[Daria]

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I have been bleeding WITH cramps for almost 3 weeks straight. If my girl parts don't get their shit together soon I'm getting this thing taken out. I'm such a wuss.

have you seen the doctor about it hun? D:

 

 

i confess that i am a NINJA

i stole one of those scent diffuser things from my sisters room and i forgot to put it back before she got home. i was waiting for her to go to the bathroom so i can run back in her room and put it back.

so she goes to the bathroom for what i thought was going to be a shower, so i take my time to get up and go to her room. as i get to her room i hear the tap turn off and the squeak of the towel rack as she goes to wipe her hands. at that point my brain is just like OH SHIT so i quickly and neatly place the diffuser back in its original place and BOLT out of her room, just as i jump back into my bed, the bathroom door opens and she comes out     

[Mishelle]

Edward called me Wednesday night to tell me that he doesn't think we should talk anymore. Then he called me Thursday night to talk.

[NapisaurusRex]

My surgery tomorrow and I haven't been all too worried. That is, of course, until @Coops asked me if they're inserting a catheter into my dong -- now that's the only thing i'm worried about.

It doesn't hurt that bad

[Rocket]

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@cute it's normal I just got an iud lol

[NapisaurusRex]

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@cute it's normal I just got an iud lol

yes, when you shove things through your cervix, bleeding is normal

[Emily]

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I'm in such a no bullshit mood today. I think I need a nap.

[Coops]

I'm feeling pretty worthless today.

[Strategist]

It doesn't hurt that bad

If you're a woman..... for blokes.... let me tell you... it's the pulling it back out that is horrendous. Trust me, I know first hand.

[Grimley]

If you're a woman..... for blokes.... let me tell you... it's the pulling it back out that is horrendous. Trust me, I know first hand.

 

I'm not exactly sure whether I should be thinking of what I am with this...but bad, bad imagery.

[Jozie]

I spent $600 today on new things for our new home, but hate that I spent that much! Hate it!

[NapisaurusRex]

If you're a woman..... for blokes.... let me tell you... it's the pulling it back out that is horrendous. Trust me, I know first hand.

I gave birth right beforehand, so my pain memory for it might be a little skewed.

[Adam]

Thankfully I escaped unscathed, and uncathetered.

[Scot]

imagine if it was barbed inwards

[Jozie]

imagine if it was barbed inwards

 

That, my friend, is brutal!

[Adam]

imagine if it was barbed inwards

Okay Ramsey.

[Coops]

imagine if it was barbed inwards

Isn't there a fish in the Amazon that gets into people's peens and if you try to pull it out it has inward barbs?

[Junjie]

Isn't there a fish in the Amazon that gets into people's peens and if you try to pull it out it has inward barbs?

Oh my godd yess ><

*after some googling* Although, that seems to have been an urban legend huh. Linky: http://www.bbc.com/e...t-human-penises

[Katya]

Oh my godd yess ><

*after some googling* Although, that seems to have been an urban legend huh. Linky: http://www.bbc.com/e...t-human-penises

Eh. I don't know what link is that, but Candiru is not a urban legend.

[Adam]

Oh my godd yess ><

*after some googling* Although, that seems to have been an urban legend huh. Linky: http://www.bbc.com/e...t-human-penises

 

 

Eh. I don't know what link is that, but Candiru is not a urban legend.

^^ Correct

 

To date, there is only one documented case of a candiru entering a human urethra, which took place in Itacoatiara, Brazil in 1997.^[13][14] In this incident, the victim (a 23-year-old man known only as "F.B.C.") claimed a candiru "jumped" from the water into his urethra as he urinated while thigh-deep in a river.^[15] After traveling to Manaus on October 28, 1997, the victim underwent a two-hour urological surgery by Dr. Anoar Samad to remove the fish from his body.^[14]

In 1999, American marine biologist Stephen Spotte traveled to Brazil to investigate this particular incident in detail. He recounts the events of his investigation in his book Candiru: Life and Legend of the Bloodsucking Catfishes.^[16] Spotte met Dr. Samad in person and interviewed him at his practice and home. Samad gave him photos, the original VHS tape of the cystoscopy procedure, and the actual fish's body preserved in formalin as his donation to the INPA.^[17] Spotte and his colleague Paulo Petry took these materials and examined them at the INPA, comparing them with Samad's formal paper. While Spotte did not overtly express any conclusions as to the veracity of the incident, he did remark on several observations that were suspicious about the claims of the patient and/or Samad himself.

 

Sauce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru