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[Swar]

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I'm scared of the future.

[Keil]

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I like that people are posting confessions here. Real or fake, what people write here makes me believe that you are more than your display pic. Sometimes I wish there was a NeoCodex Convention where we meet one place in the world, eat pizza and be happy.

 

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I'm scared of the future.

 

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I'm morbidly frightened by the idea that something in my past will creep up to me in the near future.

[Swar]

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I like that people are posting confessions here. Real or fake, what people write here makes me believe that you are more than your display pic. Sometimes I wish there was a NeoCodex Convention where we meet one place in the world, eat pizza and be happy.

 

 

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I'm morbidly frightened by the idea that something in my past will creep up to me in the near future.

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Sorry, but I'm just a picture

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That too. I guess I'm scared of time in general...

[Alexiel]

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I'm morbidly frightened by the idea that something in my past will creep up to me in the near future.

 

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Sometimes I wish there was a NeoCodex Convention where we meet one place in the world, eat pizza and be happy.

 

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Ditto. And it will literally kill me if it does.

 

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Codex Convention? HELL YES. I would hitchhike if I didn't have the money for gas/hotel/etc. I wouldn't even do that for Comic Con.   

 

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I like turtles.

 

Two of these are true. One of these is... still also, mildly true. dun dun dun

Edited by LlamaKnight, 07 March 2015 - 11:54 PM.

[Keil]

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Sorry, but I'm just a picture

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That too. I guess I'm scared of time in general...

 

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At least you are one goddamn muthafucking sexy picture who I wish was my wingman.

 

Also

 

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3:19 PM! Did that terrify you?

 

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Ditto. And it will literally kill me if it does.

 

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Codex Convention? HELL YES. I would hitchhike if I didn't have the money for gas/hotel/etc. I wouldn't even do that for Comic Con.   

 

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I like turtles.

 

Two of these are true. One of these is... still also, mildly true. dun dun dun

 

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It has to be the turtle one that is mildly true. I suspect you don't like turtles, but rather, you have a moderate affinity to them.

[Swar]

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3:19 PM! Did that terrify you?

... What is wrong with you? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME HAVE A HEART ATTACK?!

You know what I meant

[Katya]

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Bloody fingernails again at 4am.

I just want a good night sleep.

[Swar]

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I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

[Rocket]

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I think a hiatus from the forums is coming.

 

 

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I've been playing minecraft so much lately that all I think about is minecraft and my dreams are in blocks. god help me.

[pancakeface]

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I like that people are posting confessions here. Real or fake, what people write here makes me believe that you are more than your display pic. Sometimes I wish there was a NeoCodex Convention where we meet one place in the world, eat pizza and be happy.

 

 

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I'm morbidly frightened by the idea that something in my past will creep up to me in the near future.

 

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I'm just an algortihm designed to conversate with Americans using intentional spelling mistakes and popular culture references to impersonate a random person online.

 

No point losing sleep over it now. Do the necessary preparations to handle it when it comes up and if there's nothing you can do, there's nothing you can do.

 

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Ditto. And it will literally kill me if it does.

 

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Codex Convention? HELL YES. I would hitchhike if I didn't have the money for gas/hotel/etc. I wouldn't even do that for Comic Con.   

 

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I like turtles.

 

Two of these are true. One of these is... still also, mildly true. dun dun dun

 

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I suspect you had a knife fight with a turtle and one day it's going to find you. (It still has the knife duct taped to its back

 

 

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I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

 

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Waiting for the day I get a similar offer and then I'll be like...PLOT TWIST. I HAVE NO FRIENDS.

[Swar]

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Waiting for the day I get a similar offer and then I'll be like...PLOT TWIST. I HAVE NO FRIENDS.

 

You have us!

[Alexiel]

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I suspect you had a knife fight with a turtle and one day it's going to find you. (It still has the knife duct taped to its back

 

 

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It has to be the turtle one that is mildly true. I suspect you don't like turtles, but rather, you have a moderate affinity to them.

 

Alright fine. I admit it...

 

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I'm actually a Pirate Turtle. Long lost cousin to the the New York family branch of Ninja Turtles. Born and raised off the coast of Oklahoma. My real name is Salvador Felipe Jacinto Dalí y Domenech, but you can call me Bruce.

 

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I wish I could take you to the Medieval Festival... but as it's the weekend of March 27th I know there's just not enough time to prepare. You're probably, and quite understandably so, too busy anyways. 

C'est la vie. There's always 2016...

 

Edited by LlamaKnight, 09 March 2015 - 05:23 AM.

[Rocket]

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i love the smell of my hair after it's freshly dyed.

[SelenaGomez]

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I didn't know how to make a spoiler few seconds ago.

 

Sick sad world!

[CaptainDantes]

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I used to keep myself in depression because depressed/self-absorbed male characters always get sympathy and the girls in TV shows. Obviously the best place to find life advice is the TV. Maybe I should try to be a superhero now.

[Elindoril]

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I used to keep myself in depression because depressed/self-absorbed male characters always get sympathy and the girls in TV shows. Obviously the best place to find life advice is the TV. Maybe I should try to be a superhero now.

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Sometimes I wish my life was an anime.

[Keil]

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Suggestion: Don't volunteer/work for a Suicide Help Hotline when you're under loads of stress and momentarily hate everyone around you.

 

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Sometimes I wish my life was an anime.

 

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Granted, but you are a side character of an anime where a very erotic octopus joins a super sentai group to save the world from aliens. At least there will be panty shots.

[Elindoril]

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Granted, but you are a side character of an anime where a very erotic octopus joins a super sentai group to save the world from aliens. At least there will be panty shots.

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Sweet. I'm in paradise, and I don't have to do any work.

Anime can make octopi attractive too.

[pancakeface]

Alright fine. I admit it...

 

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I'm actually a Pirate Turtle. Long lost cousin to the the New York family branch of Ninja Turtles. Born and raised off the coast of Oklahoma. My real name is Salvador Felipe Jacinto Dalí y Domenech, but you can call me Bruce.

 

08:20 AM

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I wish I could take you to the Medieval Festival... but as it's the weekend of March 27th I know there's just not enough time to prepare. You're probably, and quite understandably so, too busy anyways. 

C'est la vie. There's always 2016...

 

 

Dear Salvador Felipe Jacinto Dalí y Domenech, why art thou not to participate at the medieval festival when you seem to want to?

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I used to keep myself in depression because depressed/self-absorbed male characters always get sympathy and the girls in TV shows. Obviously the best place to find life advice is the TV. Maybe I should try to be a superhero now.

 

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I believe in emotional inertia, it's easy to keep traveling in a direction you are already going and for whatever reason we find it harder to stop

[Swar]

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I'm getting bored of the Codex MC server

[Katya]

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I used to do because I needed it, now I do it mostly because when I see the anger in your eyes everytime you tear off my clothes it's just as intense as a massive destruction earthquake.

And the intensity never fades.

[Adam]

I got way too drunk last night, and I'm feeling the consequences today..

[DonValentino]

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I drink a lot, and I haven't thrown up since early 2010 (freshman year). Instead my bowels are sacrificed the next day. Shit is brutal haha, sometimes I wish I would throw up.

[CaptainDantes]

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I drink a lot, and I haven't thrown up since early 2010 (freshman year). Instead my bowels are sacrificed the next day. Shit is brutal haha, sometimes I wish I would throw up.

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I haven't been drunk in over a year. But when I do get drunk, it takes me at least 3 days to get rid of the post-drinking laziness/soreness. Does this mean I'm getting old?

[DonValentino]

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I haven't been drunk in over a year. But when I do get drunk, it takes me at least 3 days to get rid of the post-drinking laziness/soreness. Does this mean I'm getting old?

 

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no it means you're a rookie