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[Emily]

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Bitch better have my money.

[Adam]

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July 31st. It's when everything changes.

What's happening!? Tell me!

[Swar]

What's happening!? Tell me!

Sex change surgery.

[Rocket]

What's happening!? Tell me!

 

in due time 

[Adam]

Sex change surgery.

I wonder what her man name would be . Probably Bill.

[NapisaurusRex]

I wonder what her man-name would be ...Probably Bill.

I wonder what her man-name would be ...Probably Bill.

KRISTOFF

[Adam]

KRISTOFF

I could see that .

[Katya]

Sex change surgery.

in due time 

 

I'd like to see pictures of the event.

Ask a nurse to document it, please?

[Rocket]

Pls do I look like a Kris/Chris/Krys?

[Adam]

Pls do I look like a Kris/Chris/Krys?

Yes, Bill.

[Rocket]

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I like my boobs too much to get a sex change.

[NapisaurusRex]

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I like my boobs too much to get a sex change.

some people are into that dick & boobs feel

[Rocket]

some people are into that dick & boobs feel

 

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i like my vagina as well. 

[Gnome]

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i like my vagina as well. 

damn you're kinky. Can't wait to see the results of this operation!

[Rocket]

I am NOT having a sex change -_-

 

or surgery

[Swar]

Lol sorry @Rocket

[Katya]

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@Swarley created a monster. Awesome.

[WeirwoodTreeHugger]

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I absolutely hate my boyfriend's mother. She's such a narcissitic inconsiderate bitch. Everytime we see her she has something negative to say about my bf (who's already suffering from depression.) It hearts my heart so much to see him go upstairs to talk with her only to have him come back down a few minutes later with tears in his eyes. She's so fake. She can text him all these sweet things filled with emojis and shit, but when she actually sees him, all she does is put him down. I know it's his mom, but I hate coming to her shitty house and hanging out with her and her shitty bf. I hope one day he can just cut her off so we don't have to deal with her shit anymore like I did with my mom.

[Guppie]

in due time 

"due" time? You're already pregnant with your velociraptor fiance's offspring?!

 

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I should really get auto insurance so I can legally drive this car I just bought...but I'm too lazy

[Shannon]

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Four people I'm extremely close to let me down today, all in different ways. I can't tell whether I want to cry into my pillow or slap a bitch.

[Kaddict]

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Four people I'm extremely close to let me down today, all in different ways. I can't tell whether I want to cry into my pillow or slap a bitch.

slap a bitchin' pillow

 

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I golfed today (for the first time this year, I golf about once a year, so I am on track) and shot a 92 and took nearly a mulligan for every hole I was on.

[Shannon]

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I've decided I'm gonna cry into my pillow tonight but then slap a few bitches tomorrow.

[stagsong]

I...I was going to leave a confession, but it looks like I'll be impregnanted by my lawyer's unicorn for internet porn pleasure or something if I do. O.O

 

*runs away*

[Alexiel]

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I've decided I'm gonna cry into my pillow tonight but then slap a few bitches tomorrow.

 

Sorry to hear you're having such a shitty night.

Hope you feel better after a good night's rest.

Inbox is always open if you need to chat, vent, or anything. <3

[Adam]

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I've decided I'm gonna cry into my pillow tonight but then slap a few bitches tomorrow.

I'm sort of a masochist; can I be someone you slap, please?