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[Adam]

This pleases me.

[NapisaurusRex]

This pleases me.

I know where you stuck the cucumber then.

[Padme]

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny?

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where you put the cucumber

 

Sometimes I confuse being horny and the need to pee.

[Trichomes]

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny?

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where you put the cucumber

 

 

Sometimes I confuse being horny and the need to pee.

 

Same. I think that's normal, for women at least.

[Frizzle]

All woman should pee after sex anyway. It prevents UTIs.

[Adam]

Yeah I don't have that issue.

[DonValentino]

 

Same. I think that's normal, for women at least.

 

I get an erection when I really have to go to the bathroom but it doesn't make me horny.

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And if I'm about to have sex and I need to pee but can't it freaks me out because I'm afraid I'll pee in her.

[Trichomes]

It's hard to explain, but sometimes the sensation of being aroused is the same as feeling like I have to pee, whether or not I actually need to go to the bathroom.

[Padme]

I get an erection when I really have to go to the bathroom but it doesn't make me horny.

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And if I'm about to have sex and I need to pee but can't it freaks me out because I'm afraid I'll pee in her.

 

I know someone who has done this and also a woman who tried to force herself to squirt and ended up just peeing on the dude. hah.

[Keil]

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Sex talk makes me super uncomfortable even now.

[Sabhira]

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I am not, in fact, a ceramic Cheshire Cat head.

[WeirwoodTreeHugger]

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I sometimes worry I'm a drug addict. But I don't do it everyday. Maybe every other day. Or few days. Or when I have drugs available. I just really enjoy the out of this world feelings drugs give me. And I don't think I'll stop doing them anytime soon.

[Mokojiin]

Spoiler: I don't know how to use spoilers.

[Dazz]

Spoiler: I don't know how to use spoilers.

 

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[.spoiler] write shit here [./spoiler]

 

Get rid of the "." in both parts ^^

[Jozie]

I like when the dogs lick my feet!

 

one more!

 

I like to cause arguments with strangers on facebook or the whisper app on m phone if I am in a bad mood to get me in a better mood. That way I don't take it out on the people I love! Poor innocent victims!

[WeirwoodTreeHugger]

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A few of my best friend's boyfriend's have asked to make out with me. And I've never told them.

[T2dR]

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When I was little, I wanted to be a Pokémon. Not a Pokémon trainer, an actual Pokémon. I was a weird kid.

[WeirwoodTreeHugger]

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When I was little, I wanted to be a Pokémon. Not a Pokémon trainer, an actual Pokémon. I was a weird kid.

When me and my sister were young we pretended we were dogs and would walk around on our hands and feet. Kids are weird in general

[Alexiel]

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When I was little, I wanted to be a Pokémon. Not a Pokémon trainer, an actual Pokémon. I was a weird kid.

 

I still do...

MewThree, I choose me!

Edited by DawnKnight, 30 November 2014 - 07:58 AM.

[Adam]

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A few of my best friend's boyfriend's have asked to make out with me. And I've never told them.

Kissing is disgusting.

[WeirwoodTreeHugger]

Kissing is disgusting.

I love it   Just not with my best friend's boyfriends while my best friend is in the other room.

Like what is wrong with some people?

[Waser Lave]

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I've actually been in a relationship with another member here for the last couple of months.

[Emily]

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I like big butts and I cannot lie.

[Adam]

I love it   Just not with my best friend's boyfriends while my best friend is in the other room.
Like what is wrong with some people?

Ratchets yo.