71 replies to this topic

[Nymh]

@Chappy and me?

Sweet

[pancakeface]

I used up all my rep on the first page and now I'm sad.

 

I just want to support NeoCupid and all the happy couples/triples.

 

PS: April's Fool joke turns out it wasn't a joke. PLOT TWIST.

[masxed]

Hahaha wtf. 

[Karla]

I've been using this site and I still have not found love.  I'm still single.

 

0% satisfaction, No stars, 0/10, would not use again. >:C

[Padme]

I've been using this site and I still have not found love.  I'm still single.

 

0% satisfaction, No stars, 0/10, would not use again. >:C

 

Baby. I been here the whole time.

 

#neocupidsl00t

[cara]

I've been using this site and I still have not found love.  I'm still single.

 

0% satisfaction, No stars, 0/10, would not use again. >:C

 

10 dollars to get retired membership 20 dollars to get membership in my pants

 

 

(that's what love is, right?)

[Chappy]

@Chappy and me?

Sweet

 

Joe can't watch either though just saying

[redlion]

Jesus, for a second I had to check the date.

But this is pretty good. Almost as good as Agent Smith. Trying to remember some other good ones. I'll have a read through pages 2-3 to see if anyone has mentioned good ones from the past.

Join retired now and get your old people smell. (No seriously, take it. Shit's dank.)

FTFY
 

@Chappy and me?

Sweet

I'd watch that. I think. With one eye on the door to the room, waiting for Romy or Joe to burst in.

Salty mutha fuckas on page 2. Chin up, everyone. Rise above it.

[Singer]

I'm laughing with section "Find Love". I didn't expect this joke, but I love it!!

[Shannon]

Salty mutha fuckas on page 2. Chin up, everyone. Rise above it.

@rwmurrayvt knows I'm just bustin his balls. Ain't nothing but a little brotherly/sisterly love.

[shrouded]

@rwmurrayvt knows I'm just bustin his balls. Ain't nothing but a little brotherly/sisterly love.

 

 

I'll fite u m8. Lay off all my salsa!

[NapisaurusRex]

I'll fite u m8. Lay off all my salsa!

Look @Drakonid Rob can speak spanish too!

[Shannon]

I'll fite u m8. Lay off all my salsa!

U wot m8? Eat all that salsa and I'll come @ u bruv.

[Adam]

Guacamole looks, and tastes like buttered asshole boogers.

[Shannon]

Guacamole looks, and tastes like buttered asshole boogers.

I'm interested to know how you know what that tastes like... But at the same time, not.

[Rocket]

Guacamole looks, and tastes like buttered asshole boogers.

 

you take that back right now!

 

Guacamole is the best thing since sliced bread.

[Adam]

I'm interested to know how you know what that tastes like... But at the same time, not.

Bertie Botts Every Flavoured Beans.

[pancakeface]

Is disappoint that NeoCupid isn't real. Now I'll never find true love.

[KaibaSama]

Bertie Botts Every Flavoured Beans.

Do you taste like an earwax or a vomit flavored bean? Or maybe pepper? I need to know. You can't just mention something Harry Potter related to me without elaborating on it. 

[Nymh]

Is disappoint that NeoCupid isn't real. Now I'll never find true love.

 

It is real.

 

[Swar]

It is real.
 

Wow, that hair is fabulous! (Joe's, of course)

[pancakeface]

It is real.

 

 

Dawwwwwwwwwww...

Changing my review on yelp then.

 

"I didn't think it would work, but after seeing so many success stories, I'm a changed person. 10/10 would recommend to friends."