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[Emily]

I'm originally from Arizona, where ordering seafood it like rolling the dice with food poisoning. When I moved to California I ate SO MUCH seafood, that my boyfriend's mother complained and thought I was ordering the most expensive thing on the menu just because I could. I love pasta, so it always ended up being some sort of seafood pasta. But don't tell me to order what I want and then bitch at me about it. Sheesh.

 

Yummmm. Man this conversation is making me so hungry. 

 

 

Oh goodness. I've made myself hungry, and I don't have enough seaweed to make another batch

 

For some reason I really like the seaweed. I like how it rips. I dunno. 

[Katya]

Nah, I like to save for later.

 

So, you're like a chipmunk of poop?

[FelisNoctua]

I just had to bribe my 5 year old daughter with $1 to come with me because I found a blue house for the scavenger hunt. 

 

Lol did you look around on Google Maps to scout?

[Guppie]

I didn't know there were two kinds of avocado until I moved to Florida. Florida avocados, btw, are good for nothing. nope. Huge tasteless weird green lightbulbs. I don't know that I'd try it with sugar though. How have you never tried them with salt? Different planets, different countries are. Guacamole yo! I like avocado on toast. Just me, some purposefully stale bread, and a nice sliced CA avocado.

There are a whole bunch of different kinds of avocado

Spoiler

[Unmata]

Avocados are delicious, but they really do go bad extremely quickly, they are fairly, and I hear they're fattening.

 

Still totally worth it, though. I used about half an avocado to make California rolls and then ate the rest of the avocado straight. Mmmmm

 

its good fat though. I have maybe 20 avocados in my fridge right now. They stay hard and keep for a long time, and I just put one or two on the counter to ripen as I need them. I made smoked salmon rolls last night with them, they are also a great first food for babies so thats what Sage is eating now. I do like guacamole but adding lemon kills me a little inside. I love them raw to be honest

[Guppie]

Vegetables are green, and green stuff is radioactive. Therefore, by the transitive property of congruence, vegetables are radioactive. Stay away

Yeah, they are radioactive, but so are you...

[Swar]

So, you're like a chipmunk of poop?

I have no choice, I have braces

Here's what kafta looks like, in case anyone is wondering.

[sprockets]

There are a whole bunch of different kinds of avocado

Spoiler

 

I think I've only had Hass and maybe Ouro Verde, not too sure. My aunt and uncle in Cali have an avocado tree in their backyard, it's amazing being able to pick it and eat it right away

[danibanani]

Lol did you look around on Google Maps to scout?

 

Nope, I went grocery shopping and was being a creeper driving real slow around the neighbourhood.  

[Swar]

Is it weird that I live in California, the land of avacados, but I don't like them?

Nah. I live in the land of soccer but I find it stupid.

[Guppie]

its good fat though. I have maybe 20 avocados in my fridge right now. They stay hard and keep for a long time, and I just put one or two on the counter to ripen as I need them. I made smoked salmon rolls last night with them, they are also a great first food for babies so thats what Sage is eating now. I do like guacamole but adding lemon kills me a little inside. I love them raw to be honest

I wish I could afford to buy 20 avocados at a time! Where do you live? Are they cheap there?

 

Also, you have a baby named Sage? That's so perfect!

[sprockets]

I have no choice, I have braces

Here's what kafta looks like, in case anyone is wondering.

 

Is kafta the same as kofte? 

[NapisaurusRex]

Go splash some water on the face.
Someone has to work.



I'm so jealous of you right now. Hope you can feel it!!
(not really)



PLUMS ARE DISGUSTING. I'm not a fan of those things. But I hear it's good for constipation so yay?
I bought some fantastic cherries today. So big and juicy and just beautiful. I ate so many today...

Whhhhaaat I love plums. I basically love all the fruits.

[Cass]

I have no choice, I have braces

Here's what kafta looks like, in case anyone is wondering.

Reminds me of Ćevapčići, a mostly Balkan delicacy

it's fucking delicious <3

[danibanani]

You guys are making me hungry. I'm glad my food is almost done. 

[FelisNoctua]

No. Just no.

The colour alone. Nop.

Are you saying you don't eat green foods?

 

 

I hadnt eaten burgers in maybe 5 years and then went to burger king for a whopper. I literally had to sit on the sidewalk because my head was reeling afterwards. I'm such a fast food light weight. XD

Lol SALT AND FAT HIGH. You must eat really healthy. I've felt sick from rich foods after not having any for a while, but never dizzy. That's a new one on me.

 

 

Yessss. Avocado in sushi is the best. I want sushi now.

Indeed, we were all avocado and seafood earlier, and I too want some sushi. I haven't treated myself recently, and I will be headed to Publix later.. hmmmmmmmmmm Publix Sushi...

 

 

You people are disgusting. Apparently none of you have kids or had to clean green poop.

I helped raise 5 cousins when my aunt decided to have 4 babies in three years, and have had my fair share of green body quasi-fluids. But I will never, ever, give up quacamole or spinach dip or any other delicious green mashed food, Sam I Am.

[NapisaurusRex]

I wish I could afford to buy 20 avocados at a time! Where do you live? Are they cheap there?

Also, you have a baby named Sage? That's so perfect!

I live in Missouri and they're regularly 29 cents each.

[Guppie]

I have no choice, I have braces

Here's what kafta looks like, in case anyone is wondering.

Dude...that's pretty gnarly looking

[Unmata]

There's green and there's green-poop. It's a big difference.

 

I guess you're also not down for green smoothies then

 

I don't know, I'm a mother and I don't think of poop while I'm eating, so it's never really been an issue lol

[Emily]

Are you saying you don't eat green foods?

 

 

Lol SALT AND FAT HIGH. You must eat really healthy. I've felt sick from rich foods after not having any for a while, but never dizzy. That's a new one on me.

 

 

Indeed, we were all avocado and seafood earlier, and I too want some sushi. I haven't treated myself recently, and I will be headed to Publix later.. hmmmmmmmmmm Publix Sushi...

 

 

I helped raise 5 cousins when my aunt decided to have 4 babies in three years, and have had my fair share of green body quasi-fluids. But I will never, ever, give up quacamole or spinach dip or any other delicious green mashed food, Sam I Am.

 

 omg Publix. THANK YOU. I'm so glad you know what Publix is. When I get home, I'm having about 15 publix subs. 

[Cass]

I guess you're also not down for green smoothies then

 

I don't know, I'm a mother and I don't think of poop while I'm eating, so it's never really been an issue lol

Green smoothies are the best. Just take some yummy stuff and throw in some spinach or cucumber. Oh and carrot smoothies yuummmmm <3

[w0nderwall]

Go splash some water on the face.

Someone has to work.

 

 

 

I'm so jealous of you right now. Hope you can feel it!!

(not really)

 

 

 

PLUMS ARE DISGUSTING. I'm not a fan of those things. But I hear it's good for constipation so yay?

I bought some fantastic cherries today. So big and juicy and just beautiful. I ate so many today...

 

 

These look delicious. The cherries on our cherry tree are starting to ripen up like this. SO EXCITED.

[Guppie]

I live in Missouri and they're regularly 29 cents each.

Duuuuude! Avocados are several dollars a piece here. </3

[FelisNoctua]

Have you ever had kafta? It's Basically poop that is actually meat lol. I still eat it

The internet tells me it's grilled lamb .
 But yes it does look like poop on a stick. Weirdest meatloaf shape ever.

 

 

I have two kids LOL and I have cleaned more poop than I'd like to admit, and still get that sick feeling when I see something gross. Or when people spit in public. 

I'm alright with most bodily fluids, but I don't like things coming back out of the mouths. I will take bucket of blood anyday, over.. nope. Don't even want to think about it.

 

CAN WE GO BACK TO FOOD PLEASE. THIS IS LESS FUN.

[sprockets]

I live in Missouri and they're regularly 29 cents each.

 

We're lucky if they're 5 for 3 dollars here, and generally speaking those are super tiny ones