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[Emily]

I had pizza today for dinner and it had really thin crust. I ate it with a fork and knife I've mastered that art already, got the whole pizza in 10 minutes.

 

Ya but if the crust is crispy and flaky then you get crust everywhere. 

[Keil]

Wait, serious question: Do peoples' towels really get "dark spots", moldy, etc.? It never occurred to my towels. They only ever get damp.

[Swar]

Ya but if the crust is crispy and flaky then you get crust everywhere.

That took me a bit longer to master. But my aunt wouldn't let me eat any other way (and I would usually have thin crusted pizza with her, my parents prefer thick crust), so I had to get used to it. It still is a pain in the ass, tbh.

Wait, serious question: Do peoples' towels really get "dark spots", moldy, etc.? It never occurred to my towels. They only ever get damp.

Mine never get visually dirty, but I kinda know they aren't clompletely clean.

[Karla]

Wait, serious question: Do peoples' towels really get "dark spots", moldy, etc.? It never occurred to my towels. They only ever get damp.

 

Yep, they do.  It's a result of leaving your towels/washcloths wet and damp for too long.  My brother and dad's got a lot of them.    

[Bee]

1. Once a day, twice if I do something sweaty or I go to work.

 

2. Twice a day. On really lazy days, I'll brush just once when I wake up and rinse with mouthwash before I go to bed.

 

3. I eat pizza barehanded. Tastes better.

 

4. If it's a simple burger, barehanded. If it's massive, I'll use a fork and knife.

 

5. Daily, and during that time of the month, twice daily.

 

6. Every week.

[pancakeface]

1. How many showers you take a day?
   One if it's a cool + I stay home most of the day + don't do anything gross and sweaty.
   Two if it's a warm day and/or I'm spending most of the day outside and/or I do something gross and sweaty.
    
2. How often do you brush your teeth? Do you brush them at work/school?
   I always learned that the prescribed amount if twice a day, morning and night, but I found out one of my friend was brought up to brushing morning and afternoon which puzzles me. I didn't use to brush at work/school but I recently tried it and found it to be very refreshing (I don't even use toothpaste just water, but it does the trick)
    
3. Do you eat pizza with fork and knife or barehanded?
   Both. In the same sitting.
    
4. What about hamburgers? Do you hold it with a napkin or with your bare hands?
   Strangely, using a napkin sounds grosser for me. I'd be worried about getting paper stuck to the burger. Related note, sometimes I use a fork and knife to eat my burger.
    
5. How often do you change your underwear?
   Usually after a shower but sometimes less because
   Spoiler

   commando
   
    
6. How often do you change your body towel?
   I would say usually 2 weeks or when it starts to smell damp, whichever comes first.

eating pizza with a fork and knife is for pussies.

 

Edited by argonate, 17 August 2015 - 11:50 PM.

[HiMyNameIsNick]

Eww, guys.

Some of you must smell weird

[Cass]

How many showers you take a day?

0.5 (meaning once every 2 days)

How often do you brush your teeth? Do you brush them at work/school?

Twice a day (morning, evening), all at home before school or bed

Do you eat pizza with fork and knife or barehanded?

BAREHANDED LIKE A REAL MAN

What about hamburgers? Do you hold it with a napkin or with your bare hands?

BAREHANDED LIKE A REAL MAN

How often do you change your underwear?

Everyday. Twice per day if I have a heavy flow of blood, if you didn´t get that

How often do you change your body towel?

I use each towel twice. I hang them in the bathroom to steam out and dry after the first use. Most towels are good for a third use though. They only dry your clean body.

[Katya]

• ​How many showers you take a day? 1-4 depending on the season, if I went to the beach, worked out, was rolling in the mud, etc. Sometimes during the winter I can skip it for 1 day, but it's not very common. I love showers lol.
• How often do you brush your teeth? Do you brush them at work/school? 3-4 times a day. I don't brush them at work because there's no need to (I don't eat while I'm there). And brushing them is the very last thing I do before I go out.
• Do you eat pizza with fork and knife or barehanded? Depends. If I'm at home/casual restaurant I eat with my hands, if I'm in a kinda fancy restaurant I use fork and knife (it's very easy too).
• What about hamburgers? Do you hold it with a napkin or with your bare hands? No napkin, because after eating I need to have a clean napkin to clean myself.
• How often do you change your underwear? Every time I take a shower if I'm going out after it. If I'm going to stay at home alone I don't wear any clothes, what's the point?
• How often do you change your body towel? Once a day.

[Michaelhex]

I didn't even know people eat pizza with forks and knifes. Thougt it'll be pretty hard especially when the pizza has a very thick crust like those in Pizza Hut's.

I remember I was in KFC and this woman uses these plastic knife and fork to eat her chicken. It looked way too weird and way too unstable like it was going to break anytime

[talbs]

1. One every morning.
2. I brush them two/three times a day. Never at work.
3. I eat pizza with my hands.
4. I eat hamburgers with my hands.
5. I put on clean underwear after my shower and wear them until bed time.
6. Three times a week, so every two showers.

[Rocket]

1. ​How many showers you take a day? Once a day rarely more, sometimes not every day but at least 5-6 a week.
2. How often do you brush your teeth? Do you brush them at work/school? Once or twice a day and only at home
3. Do you eat pizza with fork and knife or barehanded? with my bare fucking hands. Who eats pizza with a fork and knife??
4. What about hamburgers? Do you hold it with a napkin or with your bare hands? barehands! The messier the better.
5. How often do you change your underwear? That would depend on how often I actually wear underwear.
6. How often do you change your body towel? every 2-3 showers

[Katya]

I didn't even know people eat pizza with forks and knifes. Thougt it'll be pretty hard especially when the pizza has a very thick crust like those in Pizza Hut's.

I remember I was in KFC and this woman uses these plastic knife and fork to eat her chicken. It looked way too weird and way too unstable like it was going to break anytime

 

I learned since toddler how to eat everything with fork and knife, because I was supposed to be a well educated (in a polite way, I may be confusing words, but who cares, right? lol) lady once I grow up. I won't lie, though, it's more practical to eat chicken and pizza with my hands, but I find no issues doing it with cutlery, and I'm glad I learned it because in some fancy places you really don't want to be seen eating chicken with your hands lol

[Cass]

I learned since toddler how to eat everything with fork and knife, because I was supposed to be a well educated (in a polite way, I may be confusing words, but who cares, right? lol) lady once I grow up. I won't lie, though, it's more practical to eat chicken and pizza with my hands, but I find no issues doing it with cutlery, and I'm glad I learned it because in some fancy places you really don't want to be seen eating chicken with your hands lol

I was taught that as well, but I just never complied. I'm a savage when I eat.

[Trichomes]

1. ​How many showers you take a day? I shower every 1-2 days.
2. How often do you brush your teeth? Do you brush them at work/school? 1-2 times a day. If I'm home all day, I tend to only brush my teeth before bed. I always brush them before going out, though, and I only do it at home.
3. Do you eat pizza with fork and knife or barehanded? Barehanded, with a napkin handy.
4. What about hamburgers? Do you hold it with a napkin or with your bare hands? Also with my hands.
5. How often do you change your underwear? Once or twice a day.
6. How often do you change your body towel? Every ~3 showers.

 

Wait, serious question: Do peoples' towels really get "dark spots", moldy, etc.? It never occurred to my towels. They only ever get damp.

 

I've never seen any visible mold on my towels, but they do start to smell musty after a while.

[NapisaurusRex]

Wait, serious question: Do peoples' towels really get "dark spots", moldy, etc.? It never occurred to my towels. They only ever get damp.

I think it depends on where you live, too. Here in MO by the lakes and stuff, my damp things smell moldy and stuff within a few hours, but when I lived in Arizona, I could go days before anything smelled weird. 

 

 

My serious question is how the fuck do you people only brush your teeth at night? On the days I only brush once per day, it HAS to be in the morning and it's the very first thing I do once I wake up, because otherwise I get disgusted and throw up and that's really a shit way to start the day.

[Waser Lave]

1. How many showers you take a day? Once, twice (or more) if sweaty activities occur.
2. How often do you brush your teeth? Do you brush them at work/school? Twice mainly, thrice if going out.
3. Do you eat pizza with fork and knife or barehanded? Hands
4. What about hamburgers? Do you hold it with a napkin or with your bare hands? Hands
5. How often do you change your underwear? Once a day unless going out or getting sweaty then possibly twice.
6. How often do you change your body towel? I use two clean towels every day.
    

[Katya]

I was taught that as well, but I just never complied. I'm a savage when I eat.

 

I had to comply. It was expected of me, and not only from my mum's side of the family, but the whole social environment we were in lol

But I'm proud to say I can eat like a proper piggy now, much to my disgrace and family shame in family reunions

[Swar]

When I don't use fork and knife to eat pizza, I usually remove all the cheese on my first bite. And pizza without cheeseis incomplete.

[March]

I'm seriously amazed at how often people apparently change their towels. That is so much laundry to do!!!

[Torque]

1. ​How many showers you take a day? Normally 1 but today it'll be 2 because I hit the gym before the barber. Oops.
2. How often do you brush your teeth? Do you brush them at work/school? Once or twice depending on how long my day was/what I ate. Home only.
3. Do you eat pizza with fork and knife or barehanded? I don't trust anyone who uses utensils for finger food.
4. What about hamburgers? Do you hold it with a napkin or with your bare hands? ^^^^
5. How often do you change your underwear? Daily
6. How often do you change your body towel? Usually every 2-3 days. Sometimes more often. Mostly because I bring them to a different floor of my house and I prefer my downstairs shower over my master shower. It's odd. I know.

[Susie]

1. How many showers you take a day? Usually just one.
2. How often do you brush your teeth? Do you brush them at work/school? Once or twice a day. Not at work or school.
3. Do you eat pizza with fork and knife or barehanded? Barehanded
4. What about hamburgers? Do you hold it with a napkin or with your bare hands? Bare hands.
5. How often do you change your underwear? At least once a day.
6. How often do you change your body towel? Umm... maybe once a month.

[Keil]

My serious question is how the fuck do you people only brush your teeth at night? On the days I only brush once per day, it HAS to be in the morning and it's the very first thing I do once I wake up, because otherwise I get disgusted and throw up and that's really a shit way to start the day.

 

I'm a pro-night brusher at night. Think of it this way: Your mouth is one of the most heavily infected area of your body and constantly has the most exposure to new microorganisms of all types whether good, bad, or neutral (at least until an environment changed like pH or water presence). After putting a lot of infected stuff in your mouth all day, going to sleep without brushing gives time (albeit a small window) for microorganisms to grow and thrive. 

 

Personally and if I had to choose one or the other, I'd just brush at night because in the morning, I can just drink warm tea and my mouth feels fresh.

[Katya]

Honestly I never understood that American thing of brushing your teeth as soon as you get out of bed, and then proceed to eat + drink coffee and then go out without brushing them again. Wouldn't make more sense to brush after eating, before getting out of the house?

 

Or is that one of those things that only happen in the movies/tv shows?

 

Personally, I can't even think about leaving my house without brushing my teeth right before.

[talbs]

I have to brush mine before work. I don't understand how anyone can forgo brushing in the morning, and heading out the door with morning breath. I'd say I normally brush around 6:45 AM and again at 11 PM. I need to bring a toothbrush to work so I can brush after lunch.