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[Katya]

 

Sadly, the ogres in my head are less cute and waaaay less friendly than Shrek due to some shady things I read as a child

And I am the only one hearing "shriek" instead of "Shrek"?

[Swar]

Sadly, the ogres in my head are less cute and waaaay less friendly than Shrek due to some shady things I read as a child

I don't think cute and friendly are the words I'd use to describe the Shrek in that particular video

[Katya]

I don't think cute and friendly are the words I'd use to describe the Shrek in that particular video

 

Compared to the ones in my head...

[Cass]

swarles pls y u do dis

[Swar]

swarles pls y u do dis

bcs shrk s luv shrk s lyf

[Katya]

bcs shrk s luv shrk s lyf

 

Are you praying? Are you preparing your anus to Shrek?

[Swar]

Are you praying? Are you preparing your anus to Shrek?

You can't prepare for Shrek. Shrek works in mysterious days.

[Katya]

Mysterious anuses*

[Salade]

 

 

shrek is great to rewatch and understand all the naughty naughty jokes

 

 

 

meeting myself sounds horrible. no thank you

[MozzarellaSticks]

I once took a deliriant and looked up in the mirror when I was washing my hands. I was convinced my reflection was rea and going to follow me down the hallway. I had no idea what would happen if she did, but I was fucking terrified.

Even now questions like this freak me out. I don't want to meet myself.