Someone mentioned this opening and I had completely deleted that from my memory. I only vaguely remember it being cringy and that woman (Angelica) being on it. So great.
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Posted 01 January 2016 - 03:42 PM
Yeah um I would try and describe this but I can't.
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Posted 07 January 2016 - 07:05 AM
There's still tropical temperatures in my town (10 C in january? What even!) but in the north of the Netherlands people have been able to ice skate on the streets for the past two days.
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Posted 07 January 2016 - 08:30 AM
(I wish there was a way to embed Vines)
Translation:
Moscow, Moscow;
Throw the glasses at the wall!
Russia is a beautiful country;
Ho ho ho ho ho!
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Posted 08 January 2016 - 04:31 AM
I helped a lady with choosing a box of condoms today. She was a relatively large, short, probably 50-60 year old black woman. She wanted to know what type to get her son.. Apparently he'd just turned 21 and she was shouting him to a hooker... It was the funniest most awkward thing I've ever had to deal with at work in the 3 years I've been there... Apart from the time a couple began making out in the pet food isle and then nearly end up fully undressing....
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Posted 10 January 2016 - 04:46 AM
I went out yesterday night to a neighborhood I'm not really used to. It is not far away from mine, but in order to get there, you have to go through a really dangerous part of the city. Getting there was alright, I took the train. Coming back home was a bit more difficult since it was 1 am and the train had stopped its service, so I took a bus that, apparently, went to my neighborhood. I was the only one in it, at 1 am, with a creepy driver. The bus was one of those really old ones that is practically coming apart. I thought that it would go along an avenue, since most busses do that. Well, it didn't. It went right into that dangerous part of the city turning in practically every corner. The driver continuously looked at me while I was desperately checking my phone to know where the fuck I was. I obviously managed to get home but it was quite a scary ride lol.
Edited by Scavi, 10 January 2016 - 04:47 AM.
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Posted 22 January 2016 - 04:36 AM
Haha I found this on my FB feed today.
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Posted 24 January 2016 - 08:00 AM
Haha I found this on my FB feed today.
hahaha
Is that from the neko game? I can't get it to work for me at all, can't even get a kitty to show up xD
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Posted 26 January 2016 - 02:14 PM
The first one killed me. xD
5yo: "You're old!".
Me: "I'm not that old (with a slight tone of indignation). How old do you think I am?".
5yo: "The last number."
The last number. XD
Anyways, here's my funnies for today (cat-related, duh):
Also, last night, I googled baby alpacas and died laughing. They were so funny and I don't even know why. Hence my latest profile picture. Google alpacas. Does not disappoint.
Edited by Coops, 26 January 2016 - 02:14 PM.
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Posted 26 January 2016 - 08:45 PM
Was buying clothes online, decided I wouldn't mind having a The Smiths t-shirt, y'know the band. Instead I found this.
Spoiler
Bought it anyway 
Edited by Dazz, 26 January 2016 - 08:52 PM.
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Posted 26 January 2016 - 10:32 PM
My boyfriend and I were going in to watch a movie today with snacks packed in my pants' pockets and each with their own water bottle.
As careless as he is he was holding the bottle in his hand and got spotted instantly, the girl said we obviously can't come in with outside drinks so we were about to hand them to her so she'd hold them for us. He was about to turn in his but he stops and looks at it... thinking deeply.... then he says "nevermind hold on" (and this was a full 500 ml), opens it and starts chugging it, bottoms up, no shame, even holding the short line behind us... the girl says "uhh..." but he raises one index finger as a sign of "hold up, bitch" I covered my mouth from laughing but the girl attending us didn't and it was a pretty funny sight.....
Edited by Roger5, 26 January 2016 - 10:33 PM.
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Posted 27 January 2016 - 07:04 AM
It was windy today.. So here we were, bored in the arvo, and this older lady in an electric scooter thing drives past us slowly, its like an electric wheelchair thing but looked like it had harley davidson parts on it, it was honestly pretty cool. but a gust of wind came along and you see the lady wobble and get on 2 wheels. Then all you hear is some yoohoo's and a loud fuck as she lands on all 4 wheels and comes to a small drift and then a stop. To top it off she straigtened her little hat up and kept going again..
I think i'll go to hell for laughing but hey. So will my wife 
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Posted 01 February 2016 - 11:18 AM
I cracked up and it's not even that good. But I love shit like this.
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Posted 05 February 2016 - 07:09 PM
When your asshole friends all gather up to eat, one drops his phone and he says it cracked and he gets an almost immediate response of "what happened? Did you take a selfie?"
Edited by Roger5, 05 February 2016 - 07:33 PM.
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Posted 08 February 2016 - 07:44 AM
I saw a co-worker today who apparently broke her leg, RUNNING after who'm I can only assume were her bum buddies.
Mentioned it to the Boss today, he reckons she sent him a photo of her cast. So Gullible.
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Posted 08 February 2016 - 10:03 AM
I don't even know if this is funny, but it's weird as hell and I have no idea what I just watched. Kinda NSFW because these girls get a bit freaky with a rollercoaster and a fence...
Please tell me this is fake 
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