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[Padme]

Would you rather.....

 

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

 

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

 

c) castle or a treehouse?

 

d) Wizard or Jedi?

 

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

 

f) be itchy or be sticky?

 

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

[Coops]

 

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

Both.

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

Neither.

c) castle or a treehouse?

Castle.

d) Wizard or Jedi?

Wizard.

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

Space.

f) be itchy or be sticky?

Sticky.

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

What the fuck. xD

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

Meehhh.

[iKate]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

A little about a lot

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

Know it but lose it

c) castle or a treehouse?

Castle

d) Wizard or Jedi?

Wizard

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

Ocean

f) be itchy or be sticky?

Sticky

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

Vaginas for ears 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

Being #1 at a game means you have no life so bring back Neopets

[Swar]

 

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

A little about a lot. Imagine how boring at parties you would be if you only could talk about one subject?

 

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

Never know true love.

 

c) castle or a treehouse?

Castle.

 

d) Wizard or Jedi?

Jedi, obviously.

 

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

Space. I'm scared of the ocean.

 

f) be itchy or be sticky?

I'm already sticky (fuck this humid weather), so sticky.

 

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

Vaginas for ears! If my fingers were penises, I wouldn't be able to touch anyone without harassing them lmao

 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

#1 at the game of my choosing.

[Rogue]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

 

If "a lot" here means more than anyone, a lot about a little; otherwise, a little about a lot.

 

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

 

Never know true love.

 

c) castle or a treehouse?

 

Castle.

 

d) Wizard or Jedi?

 

Wizard.

 

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

 

Ocean.

 

f) be itchy or be sticky?

 

Sticky.

 

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

 

Penis for fingers.

Spoiler

Masturbation would be 10x better, right???

 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

 

Bring back Neopets.

Edited by Brunno, 25 January 2016 - 12:00 PM.

[KaibaSama]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

Know a lot about a little

 

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

Never know true love. I'm not going through that kind of pain

 

c) castle or a treehouse?

Castle. 

 

d) Wizard or Jedi?

If I chose Jedi, can I become a sith later? Or am I forced to stick to the light side of the force? If so, then wizard. If not, then Jedi. 

 

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

Ocean. I'm terrified of heights so putting me in a space shuttle would not be a good thing. I'd be having panic attacks during launch.

 

f) be itchy or be sticky?

Itchy.

 

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

This is one really odd question.....If I had dicks for fingers could I *ahem* use them on myself? If so, then that. 

 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

​#1 in League would be great. 

[Karla]

Aww man, I thought this was the game would you rather. Oh well

 

 

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

I'd rather know a lot about a little. At least then you have extensive knowledge of a certain subject. Knowing a little about a lot seems a bit ignorant.

 

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

Never know true love. Save yourself the heartache and pain.

 

c) castle or a treehouse?

Treehouse. Castles are too expensive and boring.

 

d) Wizard or Jedi?

Wizard. I can use more than just the force!

 

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

Explore the ocean depths. Personally I'm terrified going into the unknown where you will most likely die.

 

f) be itchy or be sticky?

Itchy. I don't like the feeling if stickiness.

 

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

I'd rather have another question. XD

 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

Bring back Neopets. I miss the old site, plus being #1 at something isn't as nice as it's cracked up to be.

[Cass]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

A little about a lot. That's already my life [really not meant to brag here] and I don't think I'd trade it for the other option.

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

Lose it. To get cliche here, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. You don't learn enough from things you don't experience first-hand.

c) castle or a treehouse?

Castle, I'm a stuck up spoiled princess bitch

d) Wizard or Jedi?

Wizard, definitely #potterheadfolife

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

Hmm... difficult, but gonna have to with the ocean. As far as we have discovered now, space seems so empty and dead. There's still so much exciting life to be discovered in the ocean right here!

f) be itchy or be sticky?

Itchy. I detest stickiness.

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

Vaginas for ears. Then I can still choose to not touch things with my genitalea

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

Bring back Neo! Never cared for being the best at games. No challenge takes the fun out of gaming anyway. And oh, the memories of Neopets!

[Keil]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

 

Know a little about a lot. Given the scenario, I'd rather be with like-minded people who has a sparse knowledge about everything because there is a higher potential to create something new than knowing a lot about a handful of things. I pity those who choose to know a lot and restrict their view to what they must create and not what they are able to give birth to. In my opinion, the only thing worse is people who  choose to never learn, no matter where they stand. 

 

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

 

Define true love in your own words and only then can I answer this question earnestly. Without a proper definition, it's like asking me if you would rather wumbo but then not wumbo, or never wumbo ever.

 

It hurts to admit I failed the first grade. 

 

c) castle or a treehouse?

 

Treehouse. Property taxes are more affordable and the maintenance is almost self-sufficient.

 

d) Wizard or Jedi?

 

Wizard. Wizards can kill Jedis without being in the same room. And as far as I know, Wizards can prepare their attacks ahead of time and stack them up against Jedis who are forced to use The Force very sparingly and at one thing at a time. 

 

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

 

Space. I already know what's at the depth of the oceans. No thank you to the football fish, sulfur-based mega-bacteria, and the eventual up-rise of the mutated, past their former glory Atlantians who will probably die out on their own before they even reach the surface due to their uncompromising militaristic values and "the end justifies the means" inescapable hypnosis onto their artistically gifted citizens.

 

f) be itchy or be sticky?

 

There is a saying that there is no such thing as stupid questions. However, you ask stupid questions. Stop asking stupid questions (unless we're in the same room and drunk off our asses, that is the one and only exception to the rule)!

 

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

 

Refer to Question F. Shake my fucking head, and I'm not talking about the ones potentially at the ends of my hands.

 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

 

I see no merit in either, especially the latter. I'll probably be made a monster in the eyes of the jealous, vengeful and insecure--unless there is a hero/turn of the century narrative where the one thing that separates me from others leads to meaningful relationships among people of similar interests, but not without the story arcs of self-perceived inadequacy, lies, and regret that may ultimately break me, but by the grace of either my own sentience programmed to survive or the unexpected support of unlikely allies, I find the true meaning of friendship, all of which I deeply owe to being #1 in the leader-boards of Candy Crush.  

[Rocket]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

a little about a lot, which is what I feel I currently know.

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

know true love and lose it. 

c) castle or a treehouse?

treehouse, what would I do with a castle?

d) Wizard or Jedi?

JEDI

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

I would love to do both, buuuuutttt I suppose if I had to choose one, I would go with space.

f) be itchy or be sticky?

itchy

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

penis for fingers. i would never leave home

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

hmm probably be #1 at a random game since neopets has run it course and it's time to move on.

[Lollita]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

Little about a lot

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

Know true love but lose it

c) castle or a treehouse?

Castle

d) Wizard or Jedi?

Wizard

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

Space

f) be itchy or be sticky?

Sitcky

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

Penises for fingers lol

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

Bring back neopets

[Kaddict]

Would you rather.....

 

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot? Both, but I guess a little about a lot

 

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love? Love and lose it... but they both suck.

 

c) castle or a treehouse? castle, duh

 

d) Wizard or Jedi? Wizard. I feel like they can doing anything Jedis can, just without lightsabers

 

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean? Space. But the thought of space travel kinda scares me tbh

 

f) be itchy or be sticky? Sticky. Being itchy all the time is the worst.

 

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers? Do the vaginas bleed? Do the penises hurt it hit? Maybe the vag ears.

 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing? #1 at any game. Seriously, I would rather be #1 at barbie princess checkers than bring back neopets...

[Required]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

 

A little about a lot

 

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

 

Know true love but lose. You felt it

 

c) castle or a treehouse?

 

I don't think it is a fair comparison lol, castle

 

d) Wizard or Jedi?

 

Mmmmmmm. Jedi

 

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

 

Space!

 

f) be itchy or be sticky?

 

Forever? Sticky

 

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

 

That's a hard one.. (no pun intended) I guess that vaginas for ears.. I can cover them. If I have penises for fingers and I'm not horny I would have a hard time (no pun intended) grabbing stuff

 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

 

#1 at a game I choose. Neopets was nice but its over

[Bee]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

Know a little about a lot.

 

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

Never know true love.

 

c) castle or a treehouse?

Castle

 

d) Wizard or Jedi?

Jedi

 

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

 

Space, no contest. I'm obsessed with it.

 

f) be itchy or be sticky?

Sticky

 

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

Penises for fingers. I've already got a vagina.

 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

Be #1 at a game of my choosing.

Edited by Bee, 25 January 2016 - 04:35 PM.

[KittyNikki]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

I would rather know a little about a lot.

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

Know true love and lose it.

c) castle or a treehouse?

Treehouse.

d) Wizard or Jedi?

Wizard.

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

...Neither, but if I have to choose...Space.

f) be itchy or be sticky?

Itchy.

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

While vaginas would be easier to hide, I think I'd pick Edward Penishands

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

Neopets...I'd rather not have the notoriety...

[Fikri]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?
i prefer to know a lot about a few things. hopefully they're stuff that i can make money off tho.

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?
never know true love. i don't think i can cope with rejections.

c) castle or a treehouse?
treehouse... but i want the ones like on TLC.

d) wizard or jedi?
wizard.

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?
explore the depths of the ocean. who knows? i might find some treasures or better yet, ATLANTIS!

f) be itchy or be sticky?
sticky. i can't stand being itchy at all. i'd be scratching my body every second and get nothing done.

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?
wut?

 

i'm sure you guys already know my answer tho.

h) bring back neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?
bring back neopets!!

[SIGMA]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

 

A little about a lot. Should easier to broaden my knowledge than the alternative.

 

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

 

Never know true love. Losing it would break me.

 

c) castle or a treehouse?

 

Treehouse. Living in a Castle sounds terrible. Imagine cleaning that place! All the mopping! THE DUSTING!

 

d) Wizard or Jedi?

 

Wizard. I'll go Rincewind on your ass!

 

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

 

Space. I would like to be humbled by seeing the expanse that is Earth.

 

f) be itchy or be sticky?

 

Itchy. I can ignore being itchy.

 

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

 

Vaginas for ears. I could still hear right? How would that work? Would they each get their own period?. Would that make cramps like migraines? How would headphones work? I prefer in ear headphones which means I would have to keep cleaning and replac-

 

I'll stop now.

 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

 

I prefer nostalgia than being #1. I've never been such so I don't know what I am missing. 

[Maha]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

A lot about a little I'd think... Cus then if my #1 at a game thing fails to fetch moolah, at least I'd apply knowledge to something I could monetize

 

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

well I'd probably chose know true love but lose it, since you'll know it, and can recognize it again in the future and not lose it a 2nd time? true love can come more than once right?

 

c) castle or a treehouse?

treehouse for sure, I always wanted 1 when I was a kid... Had a plastic snap together castle with slippery slide as a kiddy so meh

 

d) Wizard or Jedi?

Wizard fo sho! Dumbledore ftw!!!

 

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

space! perty stars

 

f) be itchy or be sticky?

itchy everywhere or sticky everywhere? i'd probably rather be sticky.. xD

 

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

I can't not giggle at the idea of penises for fingers.. and at least you could hide the uhm... vaginas behind some headphones or muffs or something.. though either option i'd probably have a 1 week play with them phase xD LOL!!!! so...

Vaginas for ears, they'd probably be the safest option I'd think... Imagine dropping a box or something on penis fingers... at work I'd probably cut them with a carton cutter so yeah.. definitely the vagina ears 

 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

be number 1 at a game of my choosing... because at least that way I could probably win some prize money from a LoL tournament thing xD

[DregsandDregs]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

 

Define a lot.  I mean, if I can be the absolute expert in one field I can make money off it

 

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

 

Meh

 

c) castle or a treehouse?

 

Is this treehouse comparable to a castle in size and animities?  Tree house.

 

d) Wizard or Jedi?

 

Wizard

 

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

 

Tricky!  I'm not certain  Space

 

f) be itchy or be sticky?

 

sticky

 

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

 

Ears, I can cover them with my hair

 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

 

be #1

[mrscrowbar]

Would you rather.....

 

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

Know a lot about a little

 

 

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

Never know true love

 

 

c) castle or a treehouse?

Treehouse

 

 

d) Wizard or Jedi?

Wizard

 

 

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

Space

 

 

f) be itchy or be sticky?

Sticky

 

 

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

Vaginas for ears

 

 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

#1 at a game

[Spectral]

Would you rather.....

 

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

A lot about a little!

 

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?

Never know true love?
 

c) castle or a treehouse?

Castle
 

d) Wizard or Jedi?

Isn't a Jedi basically a space wizard? Still, wizards don't have pesky rules to follow
 

e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

Space, clearly!
 

f) be itchy or be sticky?

Sticky. Stick to me!
 

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

Oh no. Vaginas for ears? Penises for fingers could hurt a LOT.
 

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?

Be the number one of a game: Poker Let's make some moolah!

[Spetsnazneo]

a) know a lot about a little or a little about a lot?

A lot about a little! I want to be an expert

b) know true love but lose it or never know true love?
Oh no! Never know true love

c) castle or a treehouse?
Castle! But I think maintenance probably costs a lot!

d) Wizard or Jedi?
Wizard! Can’t wait for the new Harry Potter game
e) go to space or explore the depths of the ocean?

f) be itchy or be sticky?
Sticky! Itchiness is no fun

g) have vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?

Vaginas for ears

h) bring back Neopets or be #1 at the game of your choosing?
#1 at a game