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[Waser Lave]

Best song so far to Bulgaria I declare, no idea what she's on about though tbh.

I wonder how much money Sweden are paying Joseph Gordon-Levitt to sing for them this year.

[Fikri]

host country sweden!

 

is this considered singing or talking? i can't tell.

[Ali]

Oh god, got a bit emosh at Graham Norton talking about Terry. We all raised a glass. I've made sangria, as my country affiliation for the night demands.

[Fikri]

Oh god, got a bit emosh at Graham Norton talking about Terry. We all raised a glass. I've made sangria, as my country affiliation for the night demands.

 

not a fan of terry at all... he was so bitter and he's the one making eurovision such a joke in UK these days while everyone is taking it very seriously. RIP, tho.

[Ali]

WHAT IS THIS COSTUME?

[Fikri]

dafuq is germany wearing.

[Waser Lave]

not a fan of terry at all... he was so bitter and he's the one making eurovision such a joke in UK these days while everyone is taking it very seriously. rip, tho.

 

GTFO. He was a national institution and pretty much exemplified what the entire British people thought of Eurovision.

[Bee]

I'm a full minute behind, so quite looking forward to this costume.

[Ali]

not a fan of terry at all... he was so bitter and he's the one making eurovision such a joke in UK these days while everyone is taking it very seriously. RIP, tho.

YOU HUSH YOUR FILTHY MOUTH.

[Fikri]

GTFO

 

i'm speaking the truth!

 

germany's harmony singing is like their fashion sense... non-existent.

[Bee]

Oh.

I've seen and can't unsee.

[Ali]

Ali's Scorecard - GERMANY

Song: 2

Execution: 2

Costume: 5

Spectacle: 4

Sex: 1

France time, who obviously we assigned to The Boy.

Boy: "Singing in foreign BUT I UNDERSTAND SOME OF IT. Do you think this is what a babel fish like?"

[Waser Lave]

France is catchy but automatically loses points for being France.

[Bee]

Oh, I like France's song.

[Fikri]

france is pretty catchy. the chorus is borderline creepy tho. "i'll be looking for youuuu like a melody in my sooonnng"

polish conchita wurst is next!!

[Waser Lave]

Polish vampire man gets 1 bonus point for feeding a ginger squirrel.

[Ali]

Poland appears to have stolen his costume from Pete Doherty's cast offs.

KEY CHANGE, EVERYBODY DRINK!!!!

[Fikri]

haven't seen a single female yet in the crowd of audience lol.

[Ali]

HOST MAKES A SERIOUSLY CRINGEY "JOKE", EVERYONE DRINK

HOST SINGS, DRINKKKKK

[Waser Lave]

I don't swing that way but got to admit, Swedish host guy is a pretty man.

[Fikri]

LOREEEENNN! dat ensemble tho.

an asian singer, singing for australia, in an european contest... w00t!

[Ali]

"Trying to feel your love through facetime". Basically my marriage, cheers Australia.

[Waser Lave]

Bonus points for Australia for featuring the Tyne Bridge!

 

(Still not accepting that Australia are in Eurovision, Israel has never sat well with me either )

[Fikri]

so many key changes! @Ali, you better drink!

[Emily]

I opened the live stream. I have no idea what is happening.