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[NapisaurusRex]

Those of you with lower than average or higher reading comprehension skills will notice I said "too", which is a synonym of "also" and that's because
 
I'M ALSO PREGNANT!
 
 
I am growing my sure-to-be delightful raspberry-sized MONKEY baby I've been talking about for the past four years. It'll probably be a Sagittarius, but has potential to be a Capricorn. Yes, I'm aware that usually people wait a little later to make these kinds of announcements, but it was brought to my attention that there's been some gossiping and I'd much rather you talk about me and my fertility to my face.
 
 
Here's Kimmy celebrating with me:

And if you're a pervert who likes imagining me peeing on things and that sink pic wasn't enough, here's a little help.

Spoiler

[Romy]

Congratulations!

[DonValentino]

Congrats mama

[Strategist]

Congrats @Jess!!!!!!!!!

[NapisaurusRex]

Congratulations!

Thanks!

Congrats mama

Thank you!

 

Congrats @Jess!!!!!!!!!

Thanks! I'm thrilled!

[Swar]

AS SOON AS I SAW THE TITLE SAID "TOO" I KNEW THE OTHER PERSON WOULD BE YOU

Congrats <3

[NapisaurusRex]

AS SOON AS I SAW THE TITLE SAID "TOO" I KNEW THE OTHER PERSON WOULD BE YOU

Congrats <3

GOOD I'M GLAD YOU HAVE READING SKILLS!

 

THANK YOU!

[Katya]

OMG YOU FINALLY DID IIIIT!!
Congratulations!!!!! YAY ONE MORE LITTLE MONSTER!!!!!


Note that I didn't use any emoticon but I made sure to add enough exclamation marks and used caps to show EXCITEMENT!!!!

[NapisaurusRex]

OMG YOU FINALLY DID IIIIT!!
Congratulations!!!!! YAY ONE MORE LITTLE MONSTER!!!!!


Note that I didn't use any emoticon but I made sure to add enough exclamation marks and used caps to show EXCITEMENT!!!!

THANK YOU I UNDERSTAND YOUR TONAL QUALITY AND I APPRECIATE YOUR EXPRESSION OF EXCITEMENT!

[Kaddict]

Congrats! When did you find out? Bless you and your ever fertile lady parts!

[NapisaurusRex]

Congratulations Jess! I already congratulated you and screamed and stuff but yeah. I am happy for you guys

AHHHHH I KNOW! THANK YOU! 
 

Congrats! When did you find out? Bless you and your ever fertile lady parts!

Thanks!

umm... within a few days of conception. It was a planned baby and I've almost passed out within a few days of ovulation every time I've been pregnant. It's my super scientific tell.

[Trichomes]

Congratulations @Jess!!

 

You'll have your very own CHRISTMAS MONKEY BABY!

 

[Keil]

I'd rather have you reproducing than other humans.

[KaibaSama]

Congratulations!

[Frizzle]

http://imgur.com/hXCazvp

[GetJinxed]

Congratulations!!! 

 

http://imgur.com/hXCazvp

 

LMAO 

[Karla]

Congratulations, Jess! <3

[NapisaurusRex]

Congratulations @Jess!!
 
You'll have your very own CHRISTMAS MONKEY BABY!
 

 It's gonna be great! I can dress it up like an elf!
 

I'd rather have you reproducing than other humans.

 Thanks!
 

Congratulations!

Thank you! 
 

http://imgur.com/hXCazvp

This is much better than what I expected you to say, so thanks!
 

Congratulations!!! 
 
 
LMAO

Thank you!
 
 

Congratulations, Jess! <3

Thanks!

[Junjie]

Congratulationss Jess!!!!!

[NapisaurusRex]

Congratulationss Jess!!!!!

Thank you!

[Prisca]

Congratulations Jess!!!! Super exciting!

[Scot]

So cool

[Required]

Congratulations! My brother is about to become a father, babies always bring joy to one's home

[NapisaurusRex]

Congratulations Jess!!!! Super exciting!

Thank you!

 

So cool

Isn't it?

 

Congratulations! My brother is about to become a father, babies always bring joy to one's home

Yes, they do! Thanks!