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[Junjie]

 

i love u @Daria

[cheesecanman]

I remember the worst pick up line voted in England was 'Grab your coat love, you've pulled'

[Daria]

i love u @Daria

ty ty im here all day

[Underwatered]

Did you just fart? Cos you blew me away. Haha

[Kwi]

Best: Do you have I bandaid? Coz i scraped my knee falling for you 

^Thought it was pretty cute because it was sorta cheesy, but had the right mix of adorableness at the same time

 

Worst: My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't keep it in

^Quite funy, but disguisting at the same time...i doubt you'll get anyone with that one

[Jozie]

Did you just fart? Cos you blew me away. Haha

Ah classic fart pick up line! love it!

 

Best: Do you have I bandaid? Coz i scraped my knee falling for you 

^Thought it was pretty cute because it was sorta cheesy, but had the right mix of adorableness at the same time

 

Worst: My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't keep it in

^Quite funy, but disguisting at the same time...i doubt you'll get anyone with that one

Hahaha the band-aid one is great! And the diarrhea one is gross lol, you're right, I would tell him or her to get lost!

[Faeling]

Are you google? Because you have everything I'm searching for.

 

Bad/good I have no comparison...never been picked up

[Darkskull]

Hey girl, if you were a pirate, would your parrot go on this shoulder *puts arm on her closest shoulder* or this shoulder *puts arms on farthest shoulder*.

[Dexternaut]

I swear to god "somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!" and "Hi, I’m gay. Do you think you can convert me?" are the worst ones I've heard in my life.

[Kwi]

I remember the worst pick up line voted in England was 'Grab your coat love, you've pulled'

hahahah that's a classic. I wonder if any of these have worked on anyone before? Anyone actually had these tried on them IRL?

[NapisaurusRex]

"Do you wanna come watch porn on my flat screen mirror?" - used on me unsuccessfully, then I turned it into a winner on someone else.

[Jozie]

I swear to god "somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!" and "Hi, I’m gay. Do you think you can convert me?" are the worst ones I've heard in my life.

Yeah those are pretty bad!

 

My boyfriend said he heard a guy use one that is pretty gross, but worked... in Alabama (nuff said) But, "Are you on your period? Because I can be your tampon!" Who in their right mind would say that AND WHO WOULD FALL FOR IT! I couldn't believe it when he told me that story, but come on!

"Do you wanna come watch porn on my flat screen mirror?" - used on me unsuccessfully, then I turned it into a winner on someone else.

 

lol love it!

[Jozie]

Ok, picking this back up because I love this topic. Does anyone else have any more funny, hilarious, gross pick up lines they have heard or used?

[Katya]

I have one but it may only make sense in Portuguese (@GetJinxed can rate this one)
"Your ass is good as corn, I hope you're ready to have it buttered."

Good as corn (bom/boa como o milho) it's a Portuguese slang way to say someone is hot af

[Jozie]

I have one but it may only make sense in Portuguese (@GetJinxed can rate this one)
"Your ass is good as corn, I hope you're ready to have it buttered."

Good as corn (bom/boa como o milho) it's a Portuguese slang way to say someone is hot af

Hahahaha that's awesome.

[GetJinxed]

I have one but it may only make sense in Portuguese (@GetJinxed can rate this one)
"Your ass is good as corn, I hope you're ready to have it buttered."

Good as corn (bom/boa como o milho) it's a Portuguese slang way to say someone is hot af

 

Ahaha e aquela "Es boa como o milho, é pena eu nao gostar de pipocas"   
I ain't translating this one though as it would sound completly off in english  

[Katya]

"Es boa como o milho, é pena eu nao gostar de pipocas"
I ain't translating this one though as it would sound completly off in english

You're good as corn, too bad I don't like popcorn

[GetJinxed]

You're good as corn, too bad I don't like popcorn

 

That's why i didn't bother to translate  

[Katya]

That's why i didn't bother to translate

HAHAHAH I HAD TO. So fucking funny/silly/stupid just like u

[GetJinxed]

HAHAHAH I HAD TO. So fucking funny/silly/stupid just like u

 

You love me, don't you? 

[Katya]

You love me, don't you?

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
No.

[Jozie]

You love me, don't you? 

I'll love you.... if you let me.... lol

[Generic]

Nice shoes.

Wanna fuck?

I'm not even kidding, this line is the first thing one of my friends said to his (now) ex. They dated for like, a year.

[Jozie]

I'm not even kidding, this line is the first thing one of my friends said to his (now) ex. They dated for like, a year.

Wow! Really? No wonder it lasted soooooo long! lol.

#HesAKeeper

[GetJinxed]

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
No.

 

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I'll love you.... if you let me.... lol

 

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